# Can't pass this up, more sequential threads: **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 18, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827 "2000-08-18T05:04:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/41 "2000-08-18T18:57:39Z")
Masturbation and Statistics If there was an award for ‘Jerk of the World’, what would it look like? ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/42 "2000-08-18T19:53:18Z")
What was your favorite old arcade game? Robert Ray Talks Out Of His Colostomy Hole Again ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/43 "2000-08-18T19:54:58Z")
Lets start an Urban Legend! In which Juno Free Internet makes Mommy’s shit list… ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/44 "2000-08-18T19:58:44Z")
I don’t normally post this many in a row, but… Things You Would Buy If They Sold Them maggots ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/45 "2000-08-18T20:02:06Z")
I know that some of those are in different fora, but they all appeared sequentially in my “view new posts” screen. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/46 "2000-08-18T20:28:54Z")
Eve’s date Masturbation and Statistics ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/47 "2000-08-18T21:12:31Z")
LOL, this was a fun thread, I didn’t see it before. BTW, I’m sober today.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/48 "2000-08-18T21:45:47Z")
On today’s Jerry Springer: Homosexuals killed my mother. More things you wouldn’t admit in real life. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/49 "2000-08-18T23:42:17Z")
What’s the largest thing you’ve ever inserted into your anus? …ohh God… please not my cat… Eve’s date When Fido doesn’t cut it Getting ready for Halloween… an overfed, long-haired, leaping gnome… Stuff the youngsters will scratch their heads over… Swiddles and ChiefScott… I guess I knew it’d be gross but… I have to share this. Homosexuals Killed My Mother ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/50 "2000-08-19T00:25:19Z")
From yesterday: earliest memory Free Beer, Naked Women and Men, Donuts, Motorcycles, whipped Cream, BBQ and Steak ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/51 "2000-08-19T00:27:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ENugent \* > \*\*I don’t normally post this many in a row, but… > > Things You Would Buy If They Sold Them > maggots > \*\* off topic - but… there is a bait machine on the high street in a little town near me - like the ones that sell cans of cola etc, but this one is green & white & has a “bag it with maggit” logo on it. Urgggh! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/52 "2000-08-19T00:34:35Z")
Last week, I saw this in the Pit- Sexual Harassment? Fucking work politics. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/53 "2000-08-19T00:40:04Z")
everybody look quick, it’s there right now Lessons from a dog Relationship lessons from the master ---
**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/54 "2000-08-19T01:01:18Z")
I guess I knew it’d be gross but… Swiddles and ChiefScott… Lessons from a Dog Relationship lessons from the master… ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/55 "2000-08-19T01:51:51Z")
“…ohh God… please not my cat… " “A Bare Bear or Help me find my pants !!!” “Cheaters…” “Just because I can…” " For all those who wondered what I did with a hooker on Thursday…” “Lessons from a Dog” ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/56 "2000-08-19T01:53:43Z")
Club Med Doper Locales ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/57 "2000-08-19T01:59:35Z")
I have a new girlfriend Kicking myself… ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/58 "2000-08-19T04:05:45Z")
\*\* Cliff Hangers…\*\* - For all those who wondered what I did with a hooker last Thursday. \* \*\* Lessons from a dog… \*\* - Relationship lessons from a master \* \*\* Does anyone else enjoy this? \*\* \* an overfed, long haired, leaping gnome. \* \*\* Earliest memories… \*\* \* my daughter’s perfume smells like bug spray \* ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/59 "2000-08-19T05:31:32Z")
I’m going to Hell for this one: Who knows Cecil’s Secret Identity? Free Beer, Naked Women and Men, Donuts, Motorcycles, Whipped Cream, BBQ and Steak Eve’s date Lets start an Urban Legend! Taking a break. Is oral sex…sex? This one’s just yucky: Anyone hungry? What’s the largest thing you’ve ever inserted into your anus? ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/60 "2000-08-19T08:11:14Z")
Is Oral sex…sex? You mean you want to be alone? Hey!! Struuter…YO! So… you want to get laid? (well, she IS on my laminated list) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827.md?page=4)