# Can't pass this up, more sequential threads: **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 18, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827 "2000-08-18T05:04:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/61 "2000-08-19T08:38:39Z")
For all those who wondered what I did with a hooker on Thursday… What’s the largest thing you’ve ever inserted into your anus? ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/62 "2000-08-19T15:58:09Z")
This just in 9:55 am MST Masturbation and Statistics Eutychus on the Discovery People channel? \< techchick runs faster than she ever has before \> Oh God I can’t believe I just posted that!!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/63 "2000-08-19T16:56:37Z")
Currently: \*\*I donated my Hair Just because I can\*\* ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/64 "2000-08-21T15:43:49Z")
Post Party? No. Pity Party. Norfolk Dopefest, take two… Is oral sex…sex? Dallas Dopers Dinner Details ---
**Author:** ![jcatcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dbc845/32.png) [@jcatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jcatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/65 "2000-08-21T18:27:30Z")
12:17 PM I think my kitty is going to make it! How deep should I bury my cat? ---
**Author:** ![jessicala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@jessicala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jessicala)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/66 "2000-08-22T15:59:49Z")
A couple from General Questions: What if God turned out to be Counterfeit bills at the bank full gas tank welding My Belly-Button ---
**Author:** ![Kepi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kepi/32/7251_2.png) [@Kepi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kepi)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/67 "2000-08-24T21:31:14Z")
Currently in GQ: Spilling my guts…sorta Kidney Stones Butter or Margarine? Urgent resume writing question… 4 dimensions, yes? Transversing the Universe Woody Allen adopts again Down in the Ghetto? Where does government money go? Beanie Babies ---
**Author:** ![Qixotica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/5fc32e/32.png) [@Qixotica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qixotica)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/68 "2000-08-24T22:13:07Z")
Things you would never hear Dopers say “45 percent of American women are single” * * * Eve’s Date The Man Who Melted Jack Dann–A Frivolous Game * * * AND THE WINNER IS: Sex Tag Lines ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/69 "2000-08-24T22:17:32Z")
Spilling my guts . . . sort of The world’s biggest food fight. 88? Why does Viagra cost so much? bullshit Butter or Margarine? Urgent Resume writing Question . . . How many World Wars have there been? That’s all for now. ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/70 "2000-08-24T22:43:36Z")
each spoonful is a delightfully refreshing taste sensation that leaves any wallaby who crosses its path writhing in agony. ---
**Author:** ![KJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b2d939/32.png) [@KJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KJ)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/71 "2000-08-24T23:02:39Z")
Most embarrassing thing your parents have ever done to you… Unholy Lesbian Vampire Army of the Night AND THE WINNNER IS: How To Tell You’ve Cut A Winning Fart… MAJOR Event you can’t miss!!! Last night, I had a dream…… Cussing Aliens on The Simpsons How many bruises do you have? You know you’re really getting old when . . . ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/72 "2000-08-25T02:28:43Z")
I’m lost… I’m new… I’m back!!! ---
**Author:** ![KJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b2d939/32.png) [@KJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KJ)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/73 "2000-08-25T04:37:37Z")
Just because I can… I’m announcing my candidacy for president (that one’s not funny, per se, but it does make sense.) New Fletch movie Hollywood can kiss my ass. (ditto) I’m Getting Crazy w/ the Toilet Paper Oh Man is this ever creeping me out!!! Genesis chapter one is clearly false and here’s proof The latest in gun control from Australia after this life Marijuana legalization? In-grown nails anyone remember this kid’s book? MP3 bullshit Where does government money go? Under an Atomic Blue Sky Five kinds of twins Soap and Protein (that’s 2 kinds, you idiot! 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/74 "2000-08-25T04:43:46Z")
Hey, Chief Scott! (MSK) Kill me now! I’ve just used my first smiley! (Zenster) ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/75 "2000-08-25T14:52:42Z")
Idea for a book. Whadya think? I Think My Great-Grandma Is Going To Die Very Soon ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/76 "2000-08-25T14:53:32Z")
Sorry, I’d have to say > [@](#): > > What’s the largest thing you’ve ever inserted into your anus? > …ohh God… please not my cat… is the funniest sequential thread I have ever read. :: tears in my eyes :: ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/77 "2000-08-25T15:05:46Z")
Saw this earlier today, but had forgotten about this thread - I’m gonna end up with a wet pussy… (matt\_mcl) the best thing for a stressful day…ok well for a woman anyway (kwiturbitchyn) ---
**Author:** ![Clark73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Clark73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clark73)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/78 "2000-08-25T16:58:09Z")
I piss myself off sometimes… Kill Me Now! I’ve Just Used My First Smiley! I buried my cat yesterday. Just because I can… My Grandpa is a Kook So you’re gay. Who gives a rats ass? The Man of my Dreams Finally Called! Admit it - you missed me and my favotire: Design your own Reality TV show I want to go to Cuba. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/79 "2000-08-25T17:49:47Z")
Watching the board the last couple days you knew this was gonna line up sometime. Hey, Chief Scott So you’re gay. Who gives a rats ass? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/80 "2000-08-25T18:50:53Z")
A wishful thought… Gore’s daughter … wow! Mile High Club. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827.md?page=5)