# Can't pass this up, more sequential threads: **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 18, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827 "2000-08-18T05:04:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![orestes543](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b5e925/32.png) [@orestes543](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orestes543)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/81 "2000-08-25T19:26:01Z")
**Jokes you shouldn’t laugh at…but still do** **Resolved: Delaware Does not Exist** Well, I thought it was good, anyways!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![orestes543](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b5e925/32.png) [@orestes543](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orestes543)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/82 "2000-08-25T19:31:06Z")
**if you see this man…** **fucking unions** (I think it’s time to have my eyes checked because I thought it actually said fucking onions at first… Boy, what a day this is going to be!) Bye for now!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kepi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kepi/32/7251_2.png) [@Kepi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kepi)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/83 "2000-08-25T19:39:43Z")
In MPSIMS: I’m back… Scarred by stupidity Going to Salt Lake City in September Someone Help Me Please!!! And talk about a grass-roots presidential campaign: Hey, Chief Scott I’m announcing my candidacy for president ---
**Author:** ![KJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b2d939/32.png) [@KJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KJ)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/84 "2000-08-25T21:30:31Z")
This is so fun; you never run out of material with this! If you’re stuck, just wait a few days and hilarious results appear out of nowhere: **From MPSIMS:** Geeks and black sneakers We need a new sport SDBM’s Mr Beauty, 2000! The 4 candidate are… Amigos y Amigas! I need animal names The Missing Sock, Comma, Tupperware Lids (those 4 were all in a row) You know you’re really getting old when . . . I’m announcing my candidacy for president **From IMHO:** What did you do in rage? How did you chose your username? A SUV and BMW almost collide. Whom do you laugh at first? Mary Ann or Ginger? Resolved: Delaware Does not Exist Another Great Rock Band Name! Mile High Club The Best Movie You’ve Never Seen What’s the worst movie you’ve ever PAID to go see? The Q-tip orgasm **From Great Debates:** What if… Marijuana legalization? **From General Questions:** How Do Online Movie Sites Make Money? Rimming (sex) Chased by Headless Chickens Transversing the Universe **From Comments on Cecil’s Columns:** animal noises Nonoxynol-9; the bad news “What’s the largest thing you’ve ever inserted into your anus? Oh god…please noy my cat…” gets my vote for funniest sequential thread ever. ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/85 "2000-08-28T19:08:28Z")
“As a general rule, don’t try to solve puzzles that open portals to Hell . . .” “Fun things to do in church.” ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/86 "2000-08-29T17:43:35Z")
When people get married, why do they forget their single friends? More SEX! ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/87 "2000-08-29T20:00:41Z")
As a general rule, don’t try to solve puzzles that open portals to Hell . . . You’re going to be seeing a lot less of me. Am I the only weird faggot left? Anniz… lets not pretend how hot our fires burn for each other! i feel terrible about this . . . Welcome to my friend, tws3334. An old skateboard, an old sail and some duct tape. the best thing for a stressful day…ok well for a woman anyway Yet Another Cousin Sexual terms and lack of knowledge. I know better, but I did it anyway… Unusual things your teachers showed you Ok who the hell is eating the pig’s feet? Funny situation and ethics question evil plot…up for grabs, use at own risk good-bye, Duck Duck Goose ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/88 "2000-08-29T20:23:40Z")
This just struck me as funny. Filming you and your significant other…ya know… Working out _shrugs_ ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/89 "2000-09-01T20:57:28Z")
I’ve done a bad thing. Calling all lawyers(or. how screwed am I?) Would you try out for this game show? Menstural cups. Where the Hell has Esprix gotten to THIS time? Human Head Found Inside Giant Cod ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/90 "2000-09-01T21:28:16Z")
what’s a git? me ---
**Author:** ![lucie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed8c4c/32.png) [@lucie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lucie)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/91 "2000-09-01T21:53:30Z")
Where the Hell Has Esprix Gotten to THIS Time? Human Head Found inside Giant Cod ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/92 "2000-09-01T22:06:39Z")
One for the ewwwwwww category: Menstruation cups licking fingers ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/93 "2000-09-01T22:07:52Z")
“San Francisco Dopers, Urgent!” followed by “You know you really live in the Bay Area when…” followed by “Can’t pass this up, more sequential threads:” ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/94 "2000-09-03T06:50:57Z")
Sorry Daniel, but hehe… Mindless heat-induced wailing Paging Danielinthewolvesden… ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/95 "2000-09-05T15:24:54Z")
MPSIMS, 10:16 AM CDT, Sept 5th: “Have you ever been called ugly?” “So…uh…what do you look like?” ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/96 "2000-09-05T17:23:12Z")
My Cat Bites! My boobs frickin’ HURT…any advice, ladies? Unusual things your teachers showed you The Lost Domestic Heaven of Anthracite Hey Eve, or anyone else that knows about movies & copyrighting Yet another name change… Great, Wonderful, Fantabulous NEWS!!! Riders Rule! Is Anybody Else annoyed by… licking fingers I just had a strange, silly, and maybe stupid idea. crazy coffee My dog only plays with me when she wants something What’s wrong with me?!?! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/97 "2000-09-06T04:19:03Z")
“Mystery lovers, please help” “My boobs fricking HURT…any advice ladies?” “Oh, baby, that feels soo goooood” “Ok, you you are in love with a friend…now what?” “licking fingers” ---
**Author:** ![Scribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Scribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribe)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/98 "2000-09-06T18:25:29Z")
Do you buy/enjoy store brand soda? “Do not exceed reccomended dosage” ---
**Author:** ![robinh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@robinh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robinh)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/99 "2000-09-06T19:41:05Z")
I should kill him. But he’s so CUTE! Welcome my husband to the SDMB This is so gross. Help me please. looking for a joke about shit. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/100 "2000-09-08T17:04:11Z")
Spotted before the thread was moved: MEN ! How important is it to have a Moaner? Screamer? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Oh my god!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827.md?page=6)