# Can't pass this up, more sequential threads:

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 18, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827 "2000-08-18T05:04:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/fbc32d/32.png) [@Lnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lnix)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/101 "2000-09-08T17:31:01Z")

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Human Head Found Inside Giant Cod  
Now that’s an Olympic feat!

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**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/102 "2000-09-08T20:01:14Z")

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Found in MPSIMS:

I’m drunk and

Euphumisms for vomitting…

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**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/103 "2000-10-09T16:46:15Z")

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I had to resurrect this thread for this one:

Things that annoy you (Language Pet Peeves, get 'em while there hot!)

Avoid Typos In The Subject Line, Please

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**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/104 "2000-10-09T18:44:41Z")

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Happy Thanksgiving  
Cleaning up after the execution

to all you industrial engineers…  
Is my girlfriend a tramp?

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**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/105 "2000-10-09T22:15:26Z")

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Happy Thanksgiving  
to all you industrial engineers…

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/106 "2000-10-09T22:30:12Z")

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It’s true! You can live forever! All you have to do is…

The Brand Spanking New Harvey Keitel Penis Game!

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/107 "2000-10-10T13:49:58Z")

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I saw this one first thing this morning:

When the one you love leaves you.  
Is my girlfriend a tramp?

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/108 "2000-10-10T20:38:05Z")

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Just something I have to get off my chest…  
disturbing nipple dream

The men of the SDMB are…  
The Brand Spanking New Harvey Keitel’s Penis Game

Cleaning up after the execution…  
Yoda for the Dead

What I did this weekend…  
Dating in the Twilight Zone

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/109 "2000-10-10T21:24:24Z")

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I think matt\_mcl likes me…  
At least there’ll be witnesses to hang the bastard

🙂

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**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/110 "2000-10-10T22:08:21Z")

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Who posts the most?  
At least there’ll be witnesses to hang the bastard…

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**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/111 "2000-10-10T22:10:06Z")

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It’s beginning to look a LOT like…  
Joke thread

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**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/112 "2000-10-10T22:11:29Z")

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From GQ :

Soccer Experts Only! Soccer Rules Question  
Why Roman Numerals?

Sweet smelling kittens  
:[sup][/sup]( In need of help Installing Floppy Drive

Can They Do This?  
Jogging Anti-clockwise

From IMHO:

Somebody please explain Fight Club to me …  
England football team for the future?

Who would play you in the movie based on your life?  
Is it very vaguely creepy?

Should you post drunk?  
I can fix the space industry!

Vampire Stuff : Why? Who cares?  
Twelve Angry Men

WAY too early for …  
Questions about the “game” of “Life”

and MPSIMS :

(here’s three)  
I bought lard  
WANTED: Male dancers/strippers  
For the love of God, women, we need STRIPPERS!

I’ve had enough! I’m running for President!  
Cows should not be allowed on the highway at night

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**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/113 "2000-10-11T21:53:46Z")

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This is just too strange to be true :

GQ - around 3 o’clock PDT.

Originally, **Asianmagik** posted the question :

Does anybody have any advice on how to keep my cat from peeing on the couch?

Directly underneath it is **DJScherr** ’s thread :

Here is a solution

The post is actually an answer to the question … I don’t know how long it was lucky enough to actually appear right underneath the question.

Earlier this morning, I saw :

100 great things about being a gay guy  
Navy/Cold War movies

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/114 "2000-10-13T00:17:37Z")

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What do you put in your chili?  
Is it very vaguely creepy?

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**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/115 "2000-10-13T00:40:46Z")

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10116 Dopers can’t be wrong…  
The Ramen Lover’s Thread!!

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/116 "2000-10-17T04:02:50Z")

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Sex in cars in Singapore?

So I got rear-ended this morning.

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/117 "2000-10-17T19:14:12Z")

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“Where do you hide your weed?”

“I searched and couldn’t find it, please help”

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/118 "2000-10-18T15:46:08Z")

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MPSIMS

XENA is cancelled!!!  
How do I handle this?

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/119 "2000-10-18T15:55:54Z")

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This one just popped up in MPSIMS

“Dumbest thing said during sex”  
“How do I handle this?”

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-pass-this-up-more-sequential-threads/29827/120 "2000-10-18T16:01:07Z")

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How do I handle this?  
Man-pickle??? MAN-PICKLE!!!

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