# Can't...stop...watching...interior design shows...damn you, HGTV! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 21, 2004, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816 "2004-08-21T03:16:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816/1 "2004-08-21T03:16:53Z")
First off, let’s make one thing perfectly clear, I have all the design sense of one of those cymbal playing monkeys, but for some reason or another, I enjoy watching some the interior design shows on HGTV: “Divine Design”, “Design on a Dime”, “Designer’s Challenge”, “This Small Space”, and “Home to Go”. I have no idea why. “Home to Go” and “This Small Space” both feature Peter Fallico. He has come up with a lot of interesting ideas. One I liked was to take one of those finish-it-yourself three shelf bookcases and make doors out of wooden shutters. Now, if only I had talent with tools. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816/2 "2004-08-21T03:22:59Z")
My favorite is Design Rules. It aired on BBC America. It’s a short run series that isn’t on anymore but if they release it on DVD I’m buying it. The show has one of the Designers from Changing Rooms, the show that inspired Trading Spaces, and in each episode he goes over one design element like color, lighting, using patterns and textures, and so on. It’s really informative and after watching it you are far better prepared to make over a room in your house than watching any of those other make over shows. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816/3 "2004-08-21T03:30:14Z")
Ah, HGTV. I blame my mom for my HGTV habit. She started me watching, although we prefer _House Hunters_ and _Curb Appeal_ to most of the interior design shows. Though _Designer’s Challenge_ is excellent. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816/4 "2004-08-21T03:39:21Z")
MY husband watches all those shows. It’s wierd, he never cared about that stuff before, but when we bought our current house it needed work. Between the pros and ourselves, we did a TON of work, including laying hardwood floors downstairs all by ourselves (about 1000 sf). Now he watches that channel constantly, looking for ideas. The day he wanted to talk to me about water features, I thought his body had been taken over by aliens. ---
**Author:** ![MizQuirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@MizQuirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MizQuirk)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816/5 "2004-08-21T04:29:55Z")
I know what you mean–they’ve got me hooked too. Lately I’ve been on a House Hunters and Double Agents (on Discover) kick, along with Designed to Sell. There’s just something about seeing inside people’s houses that’s fascinating. When you drive past houses at night and their lights are on, do you ever wonder what’s going on in there? I’d like to be a fly on the wall. I just wonder what the people’s personalities are like and how they get along together. Is that weird? Guess I got off the subject a little bit. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816/6 "2004-08-21T05:15:20Z")
Count me in as an addict. I think I went 10 years without actually having drapery on any of my windows, and hardly a picture on any wall. (Hint: Mini blinds and sheers) Now my walls have color, my windows all have custom drapes made by me and the walls all have some sort of art work. I was never the artsy one in my family, relying mostly on my mechanical side, so I never got into the “softer” side of creating a home. It’s amazing what a few knick-knacks thrown around a room will do. > [@MizQuirk](#): > > There’s just something about seeing inside people’s houses that’s fascinating. When you drive past houses at night and their lights are on, do you ever wonder what’s going on in there? I’d like to be a fly on the wall. I just wonder what the people’s personalities are like and how they get along together. Is that weird? So you live in Dallas eh? Remind me to keep my blinds closed at night! Dang peeping Tom’s. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![MizQuirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@MizQuirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MizQuirk)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2004, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816/7 "2004-08-22T15:43:26Z")
> [@Tiggrkitty](#): > > So you live in Dallas eh? Remind me to keep my blinds closed at night! Dang peeping Tom’s. 😛 I think (and hope) you said that kiddingly. But of course you don’t know me, so let me say … no no no no – it’s nothing like that. I totally acknowledge and respect other people’s privacy. As for being the fly on the wall, I wouldn’t want to be there more than oh, say, thirty seconds! And only in the livingroom/diningroom/kitchen area. I’d just be curious about the decor, and the people and their relationship to each other–happy? grouchy? funny? smart? stupid? co-operative? It’s just a little wondering, no out-and-out snooping. I guess it \*does \*sound weird, huh? ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2004, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816/8 "2004-08-22T16:01:07Z")
So…I thought once that it’d be funny if they had an insane person do a design show. But now I think they already do. The folks on “Home to Go” and “Surprised by Design” are all more than a little unhinged. I know when I see one of those big spools of telephone wiring I start wondering what I can do with that in some poor unsuspecting person’s home… I like Divine Design and Designer’s Challenge, though. ---
**Author:** ![seosamh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@seosamh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seosamh)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2004, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816/9 "2004-08-22T17:42:58Z")
These programmes are wall-to-effing-wall on Limey TV. We even have whole channels dedicated to them. But that at least has its upside: I’m currently, ahem, “resting” and if it weren’t for them I’d just sit in front of the box all day. As it is, I am driven out of the house and can do useful things like researching nonsense in the National Archives in Kew … ---
**Author:** ![Hedda\_Rosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hedda_rosa/32/1204_2.png) [@Hedda\_Rosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hedda_Rosa)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2004, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816/10 "2004-08-22T21:22:48Z")
> [@MizQuirk](#): > > There’s just something about seeing inside people’s houses that’s fascinating. When you drive past houses at night and their lights are on, do you ever wonder what’s going on in there? I’d like to be a fly on the wall. I just wonder what the people’s personalities are like and how they get along together. Is that weird? Me too, I love glancing in people’s windows as I drive past at night. And yes like you, not in a Peeping Tom sort of way, but instead in a “people have whole other lives and worries and ways of living, ones that I’ll never know about, but anyway I can see what color they painted their walls” sort of way. I love the design shows too. My favorite is House Doctor on BBCA and Designed to Sell and House Hunters. Designers Challenge is great too as is Designing for the Sexes. But you know who does the best work on TV in my opinion? Thom on Queer Eye. His work is always _FABULOUS_, very liveable and classic. Of course he’s got mucho more budget than some sad $2000 to work with. Sometimes I admit I watch these home design shows and think to myself “I’d **never** hotglue a string of plastic beads to my lampshade” or whatever cheapie-cheap method they are using to gussie up someone’s junk. Love Sensible Chic too, because that is really helpful…ways to translate a very expensive design like you see in a magazine into a real world budget. Love it, love it and want the book. Glad to see others love HGTV - my husband gives me a lot of good-natured ribbing about how much I watch it! Twiddle ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2004, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816/11 "2004-08-23T00:27:40Z")
Count me in as a fan of Queer Eye’s Thom, too. Even when he’s made choices I wouldn’t even consider, he has a knack for pulling it all together beautifully. On the whole, I like these home makeover/DIY shows, although I draw the line at hot-gluing anything to a wall. I did that with a high school pennant when I was 14 and I STILL haven’t heard the end of it from my mom. **Mr. Blue Sky** - don’t be askeered of tools. My toolbox started with a hard-soled shoe and a butter knife just ten years ago, and now I have my very own bench grinder and Sawzall! Just practice with non-motorized stuff first. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Stilettos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/fbc32d/32.png) [@Red\_Stilettos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Stilettos)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2004, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816/12 "2004-08-23T00:41:25Z")
I managed to escape the initial onslaught of design shows because I was too cheap to get cable. But then I graduated and got a (slightly) better job and got cable. Then…they got me. First, I was hooked on Trading Spaces. I’ve found something useful in every room, eventhe ones I ultimately think are atrocious. Most recently, I’ve gotten hooked on Debbie Travis’ shows (Painted House and Facelift). She used to annoy me, but now I think she’s great. Her designs always look so rich, where the TS folks’ rooms can sometimes look flat (too much MDF). I even watch Extreme Makeover Home Edition and Monster House. Those are just for entertainment. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2004, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816/13 "2004-08-23T00:47:24Z")
> [@LifeOnWry](#): > > **Mr. Blue Sky** - don’t be askeered of tools. My toolbox started with a hard-soled shoe and a butter knife just ten years ago, and now I have my very own bench grinder and Sawzall! Just practice with non-motorized stuff first. Oh, I’m not afeared of tools. I used to have a table saw and a powered miter saw. I just suck with them! ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2004, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816/14 "2004-08-23T08:04:54Z")
There are children starving in China you know! 😉 \*Post edited for sarcastic content by DN 17:07 GMT thank gawd somebody’s worried about color schemes, if we don’t who will?\* ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2004, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816/15 "2004-08-23T12:08:14Z")
> [@MizQuirk](#): > > I think (and hope) you said that kiddingly. But of course you don’t know me, so let me say … no no no no – it’s nothing like that. > I guess it \*does \*sound weird, huh? Of course I kid! Hence the little 😛 at the end of that statement. ---
**Author:** ![phall0106](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phall0106/32/5934_2.png) [@phall0106](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phall0106)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2004, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816/16 "2004-08-23T12:42:28Z")
Count me in as one who like to “look through the windows”–but it’s always as I drive by and catch glimpses here and there. No hiding in bushes for me. I’m also drawn to HGTV. My favorite is “Decorating Cents” and (hold on, my brain is dying a slow and painful death here…) the ones where they try to sell their houses…It’s on A & E. _Maybe I just need to go back to bed…\_ ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2004, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816/17 "2004-08-23T13:05:05Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > So…I thought once that it’d be funny if they had an insane person do a design show. But now I think they already do. The folks on “Home to Go” and “Surprised by Design” are all more than a little unhinged. I know when I see one of those big spools of telephone wiring I start wondering what I can do with that in some poor unsuspecting person’s home… > > I like Divine Design and Designer’s Challenge, though. You mean someone other than Hildi, from Trading Spaces? I don’t think anyone can top her moss-glued-to-the-bedroom-walls-with-Liquid Nails craziness. (Although there was the sandbox-in-the-bedroom show…) But, that would be Hildi being more psycho than Hildi. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2004, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816/18 "2004-08-23T13:07:27Z")
Hello, my name is Rick. (Group: Hello, Rick!) I’m, uh… I’m… I’m a designshowaholic. (Group member: You’re with friends, Rick!) My wife, too. (Knowing nods) It started simple. A few episodes of Trading Spaces on the weekend, or maybe one to wind down after work, you know? So we experimented a little bit… Trading Spaces Family, tried a little While You Were Out. My friends said, “Rick, Sharron, you’re addicted,” but I said, “No way, man! I can stop anytime I want to!” Then I… I… (Group member: Go on, Rick. It’s okay. You can tell us.) …I started trying the hard stuff - Extreme Home Makeover. Painted House… for God’s sake, I’d even watch In A Fix to get my fix. My wife is hooked on The House Doctor… I have to stop! I have to stop! (Group crowds around for a hug) ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2004, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816/19 "2004-08-23T18:34:06Z")
_peeks in_ Confession time, me and Mrs Gargoyle sing along with the “Divine Design” jazz-scat theme song… “Sweedow, bu bu bu bow wow, sweedow bup bow wow wow wow… scooby booby bubby bibby bu bu bu biddy biddy Bu bu bu bow…bu bu bu bow dee wow…bum… bum… bum …yeah!” Go Candice! ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2004, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816/20 "2004-08-23T18:34:21Z")
> [@seosamh](#): > > These programmes are wall-to-effing-wall on Limey TV. We even have whole channels dedicated to them… So do we. The Home and Garden channel and the Do It Yourself network. Plus they’ve invaded other channels - WE, Style, either TLC or Discovery, the regular network stations etc- as well. It being a huge craze across the pond would explain why about 1/2 of the BBC-A’s lineup is also design show, though. > [@picunurse](#): > > You mean someone other than Hildi, from Trading Spaces? I don’t think anyone can top her moss-glued-to-the-bedroom-walls-with-Liquid Nails craziness. (Although there was the sandbox-in-the-bedroom show…) But, that would be Hildi being more psycho than Hildi. I’ve never watched an entire episode of Trading Spaces. I could only sit through about half an episode each of that and Guess Who’s Coming To Decorate, there’s just something about non-professionals trying to get things done that turns me off. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-stop-watching-interior-design-shows-damn-you-hgtv/260816.md?page=2)