# Can't we all just get along?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [August 17, 2000, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709 "2000-08-17T09:12:36Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Jenie\_in\_a\_Bottle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenie_in_a_Bottle)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709/1 "2000-08-17T09:12:36Z")
Thats all I really had to say. Pease, ya’ll!
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### Author:  [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709/2 "2000-08-17T09:28:07Z")
Fuck that you goat-felching, cat squicking, porn obsessed, fuckin love-in starting newbie! 😃
Welcome to the pit!
-Sam
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### Author:  [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709/3 "2000-08-17T09:30:41Z")
Go mung a day-old corn-fed cow, you boot-licking spittle-bopping son of a satanic chicken rapist!
Here in the Pit, we don’t _do_ “get along”, capiche?
(Note the mastery of the Spanish dialect :D)
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### Author:  [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709/4 "2000-08-17T09:31:12Z")
Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold…
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### Author:  [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709/5 "2000-08-17T09:36:55Z")
Pease?
What the fuck is that? Please or peace? Go over to MPSIMS you brain dead moron!
Don’t like the heat? Stay the jolly hell away from our kitchen.
And I’m NOT kidding!
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### Author:  [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709/6 "2000-08-17T09:59:23Z")
jenie, assuming you are serious, you are beating a drum well broken in by me. You have no idea what it is like, trying to be “the voice of reason” here. ESPECIALLY when the target is oh-so-deserving.
Gawd & Spoofe: yes, that was funny. ha.
Byz: decaf. Stress pill.
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### Author:  [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709/7 "2000-08-17T10:05:04Z")
Daniel: Back to MPSIMS.
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### Author:  [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709/8 "2000-08-17T10:06:40Z")
Thank you Daniel…now use the back button a few times and find MPSIMS! 🙂
Reason? the pit? Never…
-Sam
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### Author:  [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709/9 "2000-08-17T10:07:37Z")
::cough simul-post! cough::
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### Author:  [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709/10 "2000-08-17T10:09:14Z")
Sniff sniff. Do I smell burning martyr?
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### Author:  [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709/11 "2000-08-17T10:13:34Z")
Jenie, so YOU were the one that started the looting around here.
Hey, that’s my stereo! Let go, I saw it first!
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### Author:  [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709/12 "2000-08-17T10:14:06Z")
Danielinthewolvesden – this is not a valid Pit thread. This is basically a dumb little troll looking for attention. Well, they got exactly what they wanted.
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### Author:  [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709/13 "2000-08-17T10:20:22Z")
Nah, fuck that shit, if I want to fucking rip someone a new asshole i’ll tear that shit up! Ain’t no newbie gonna tell me what to do. You want summa this? Well, do you? Bring it on! 😃
Welcome to the pit, enjoy your stay, would you like to be flamed rare, medium, or well done?
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### Author:  [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709/14 "2000-08-17T10:22:52Z")
Doob? Is that you?
\*\* You’re not Doobieous! What did you do with him?!\*\*
[shocked and dismayed]
-Sam
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### Author:  [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709/15 "2000-08-17T11:27:51Z")
If I rubbed the lamp in a counterclock wise fashion, would it suck Jeannie back in with a Christina Aguilara nightmare, perhaps taking the other needlessly perky people with her?
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### Author:  [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709/16 "2000-08-17T18:01:13Z")
Apparently **fLoWeRcHiLdGenerationY** has a twin.
Can you say “_TRL_’s target viewing audience?”
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### Author:  [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709/17 "2000-08-17T18:07:20Z")
No
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### Author:  [@Dylan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dylan)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709/18 "2000-08-17T18:08:47Z")
hey SPOOFE…
I thought ‘capiche’ was Italian…not spanish…
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### Author:  [@Ceejaytee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejaytee)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709/19 "2000-08-17T18:31:03Z")
> [@](#):
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> hey SPOOFE…
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> I thought ‘capiche’ was Italian…not spanish…
Yeah…and isn’t it spelled _capisce_?
But as long as we’re all just getting along, we can let it go.
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### Author:  [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cant-we-all-just-get-along/29709/20 "2000-08-18T00:25:09Z")
Spoofe & gawd (separated at birth?) You do not know me as well as I thought. With me it’s “Back to GD”, not MPSIMS. Geez, can’t even get that right. :wally
Byz: I knew that, but I got a rise outta YOU! 😛
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