# Canucks Throw Cheese In Lake. Bosda Bemused.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 2, 2005, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330 "2005-08-02T17:29:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330/21 "2005-08-03T11:51:30Z")

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I’m actually hearing the boss guy from _Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law_, but I might like yours better. 🙂

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330/22 "2005-08-03T13:54:52Z")

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> [@matt\_mcl](#):
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> Come back next time for the story of the Chute du Caribou-Qui-Pisse.

Well?

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330/23 "2005-08-03T13:55:37Z")

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Thanks, **matt\_mcl** for the update. This thread has been a learning experience. Some ignorance has been fought today!

> [@matt\_mcl](#):
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> > The noun “haha” in common language suggests any kind of obstacle that suddenly blocks a path

So “Baie des Ha! Ha!” translates to “Ouch! Bay” or “Son of a Bitch! Bay” or some such? 😉

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330/24 "2005-08-03T13:58:08Z")

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> [@Ponder Stibbons](#):
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> So “Baie des Ha! Ha!” translates to “Ouch! Bay” or “Son of a Bitch! Bay” or some such? 😉

In my house, it’s “Who put this #$&#@( Baie here, dammit?”

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330/25 "2005-08-03T14:02:27Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> In my house, it’s “Who put this #$&#@( Baie here, dammit?”

If someone actually named a city that in New Jersey, would anyone notice? 😃

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330/26 "2005-08-03T14:04:57Z")

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> [@Ponder Stibbons](#):
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> Thanks, **matt\_mcl** for the update. This thread has been a learning experience. Some ignorance has been fought today!

Yes!

We _have_ learned something!

We have learned that Canadians love to play “Hide The Cheese”.

I wonder where _else_ they might hide it…? 😉

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330/27 "2005-08-03T14:18:24Z")

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> [@Ponder Stibbons](#):
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> If someone actually named a city that in New Jersey, would anyone notice? 😃

What do you think we call Newark? 🙂

But now I’m thinking maybe we should start a petition to rename Ho-Ho-Kus. I think Ha!-Ha!-Kus has a much better ring.

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330/28 "2005-08-03T14:23:51Z")

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> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
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> Yes!
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> We _have_ learned something!
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> We have learned that Canadians love to play “Hide The Cheese”.
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> I wonder where _else_ they might hide it…? 😉

I’m sure that would go great with a game of “Hide the Salami,” or perhaps “Bury the Brisket.”

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**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330/29 "2005-08-03T16:17:19Z")

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I _really_ respect the lack of punny headlines there. And the fact that it’s written in typical, bland BBC style. That takes some serious journalistic talent.

Reasons to be thankful for Canada, number eight-thousand and twelve\*: It’s now been clarified that the bottom of a lake is not a licensed and fully-hygienic location. Good to know.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330/30 "2005-08-03T16:43:06Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> Well?

Oh, _fine._ It’s a thin waterfall into the Saguenay River, yellow in colour because it drains a swamp.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330/31 "2005-08-03T16:51:43Z")

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Humph, that wasn’t much of a story.

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330/32 "2005-08-03T17:00:18Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> Well?

It’s a hole in the ground used to obtain water from underground aquifers. But that’s not important right now.  
[/Airplane!]

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330/33 "2005-08-03T17:01:36Z")

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> [@featherlou](#):
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> Humph, that wasn’t much of a story.

No, but it makes me happy to know that it _is_ a waterfall of caribou piss. It’s like [Big Bone Lick State Park](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bone_Lick%2C_Kentucky), although I was originally told that the name came from an incident involving Daniel Boone and cannibals. I liked that story better.

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**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330/34 "2005-08-03T17:08:32Z")

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Cast thy cheese upon the waters, for thou shalt find it after many days. Many, many, **many** days. _Echeesiastes 11:1_

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330/35 "2005-08-03T17:18:02Z")

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Cheese it! The Carps!

😃

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330/36 "2005-08-03T17:26:29Z")

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\*Canada…

Come for the geese. Stay for the deepwater cheese fermented in a lake fed by caribou piss colored runoff from a swamp.\*

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330/37 "2005-08-03T17:35:27Z")

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I suggest the thread title be changed to “Canucks Chuck Cheese In Cove. Bosda Bemused.”

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330/38 "2005-08-03T17:40:44Z")

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Actually, the Baie des Ha! Ha! is quite a ways upstream from the Chute du Caribou-Qui-Pisse.

I’m just full of comically expressed prosaic truths today, aren’t I?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330/39 "2005-08-03T18:13:06Z")

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Mmmmm… that’s no downstream caribou piss.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canucks-throw-cheese-in-lake-bosda-bemused/315330/40 "2005-08-03T18:40:33Z")

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> [@NinjaChick](#):
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> I _really_ respect the lack of punny headlines there. And the fact that it’s written in typical, bland BBC style. That takes some serious journalistic talent.

As opposed to the Globe & Mail’s effort?

[This Saguenay cheese just doesn’t cut it…](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20050729.wxcheese29/BNStory/National/)

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