# CanvasShoes **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 24, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274 "2003-08-24T04:00:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ryle\_Dup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ryle\_Dup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryle_Dup)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274/1 "2003-08-24T04:00:29Z")
Fuck you, just fuck you. That’s all. I can’t exactly remember why, nor can I express my thoughts, but this is all I have to say. Fuck you. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274/2 "2003-08-24T04:03:33Z")
> [@](#): > > nor can I express my thoughts I’d agree with that. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274/3 "2003-08-24T04:04:15Z")
Anybody need a 1920s style death ray? But, in all seriousness, what’s this about? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274/4 "2003-08-24T04:04:25Z")
Are you apoplectic about [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=206188&perpage=50&pagenumber=3)? Why, exactly? ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274/5 "2003-08-24T04:31:50Z")
**Ryle Dup** : That’s it - you’re going to take a Time Out RIGHT NOW. Hey, **CanvasShoes** how are you? Have you moved to Texas yet? ---
**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274/6 "2003-08-24T04:41:52Z")
_screech of tires, sound of siren winding down_ Did someone call for the Whaa-mbulance? ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274/7 "2003-08-24T04:53:41Z")
:rolleyes: DNFTT ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274/8 "2003-08-24T04:54:32Z")
Hey guys! What is going down in this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Ryle\_Dup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ryle\_Dup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryle_Dup)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274/9 "2003-08-24T05:16:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*I’d agree with that. \*\* [I’d really like to argue](http://www.fibromyalgia-symptoms.org/), but I can’t. Condescending assholes are annoying. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274/10 "2003-08-24T05:21:41Z")
Ah, well… THAT certainly clears things up. You are so incredibly right the universe will implode. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274/11 "2003-08-24T05:24:14Z")
What do you guys think of the media hype around Mars’ opposition? ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274/12 "2003-08-24T05:27:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*What do you guys think of the media hype around Mars’ opposition? \*\* I think we should send in a US weapons inspector. If their is indeed any danger posed against us, with one of those inspectors working on the inside, we will find out! ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274/13 "2003-08-24T05:52:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blonde \* > Hey, **CanvasShoes** how are you? Have you moved to Texas yet? Oh yeah . . . isn’t he supposed to be in Plano or something by now? ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274/14 "2003-08-24T06:33:27Z")
> [@](#): > > Ryle Dup wrote: > > nor can I express my thoughts, No kidding. So you flame someone else because you can’t seem to express your thoughts? I am not following any of this. So, I just got a big bag of sunflower seeds. Anyone else like sunflower seeds? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274/15 "2003-08-24T06:37:30Z")
I hate sunflower seeds. They hurt like a son-of-a-bitch when you drive them under your fingernails with a tack-hammer. ---
**Author:** ![hyperjes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@hyperjes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hyperjes)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274/16 "2003-08-24T06:38:40Z")
I’m not a big fan of sunflower seeds myself, but our six [hamsters](http://www.hamsterific.com/campy.cfm) really enjoy them. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274/17 "2003-08-24T06:39:20Z")
Ooooh. I think there’s a colorful story behind that, Larry. Do I want to hear the grisly details, or do you think you’ve shared enough detail already? ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274/18 "2003-08-24T06:51:52Z")
Only here can I hear people say “apoplectic”. What a funny sounding word. Say it once out loud. Apoplectic. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274/19 "2003-08-24T07:03:27Z")
Mzkes typin hars, too ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/canvasshoes/197274/20 "2003-08-24T07:04:09Z")
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