# Captain Midnight is a Fat-Ass! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 6, 2010, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787 "2010-09-06T12:53:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![zweisamkeit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zweisamkeit/32/4360_2.png) [@zweisamkeit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zweisamkeit)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787/81 "2010-09-07T01:44:56Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > > [@splankt](#): > > > > Just imagine those scattered few New Orleaneans, living in what is, essentially, the debauchery capital of North America, who have some moral problem with people engaging in debauched behavior in public. > > > > The sad, pathetic truth that I have discovered here is that some of them have deep moral problems with an atmosphere of hedonism, and yet just can’t manage to move to a city that isn’t drenched in sin. It’s hard for me to imagine what it must be like for someone to live their life so pathetically helpless. > > **splank** you haven’t been here that long and you can’t take everything so seriously. A lot of this writing on this board is stylized for effect and that is what makes it entertaining. I mean everything I write at some level for example but it is slanted to play up real opinions but I wouldn’t say in other contexts in the same words. Other posters do the same thing. It is supposed to be fun. Oh bullshit. You posted some nasty shit and have been called on it, repeatedly. “Stylistic”, my ass. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787/82 "2010-09-07T02:04:26Z")
> [@splankt](#): > > > [@Guinastasia](#): > > > > Holding hands and kissing is now considered to be “incessant promiscuity and vulgar displays of sexuality”? :rolleyes: > > Certainly. It’s disgusting. If you’re agreeing with such outrageous displays, it must mean that you’re a lesbian! > > (I’m assuming from your screen name that you’re a woman. Substitute “gay” if I’m wrong about that. :)) No, I’m a woman. A straight woman, at that. I mean, it’s not like you have to be gay to be offended by homophobia. ---
**Author:** ![splankt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@splankt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splankt)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787/83 "2010-09-07T02:05:19Z")
> [@zweisamkeit](#): > > Oh bullshit. You posted some nasty shit and have been called on it, repeatedly. “Stylistic”, my ass. Hmm, so apparently my reactions to his posts aren’t only the result of my n00bitude, since you have been here for over eight years. ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787/84 "2010-09-07T02:09:36Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > I swear, anymore it seems like the word “fat” is second only to the n-word around here. … Do you really not see a difference between the word “fat”, and the words/phrases “fat-assed”, “fat disgusting piece of shit”, “hosebeast”, who you “hope you get a heart attack soon”? No, it is not as bad as the difference between “Black” and “nigger”, that word has a particular history, but maybe as bad as the difference between describing a person as “Jewish” and calling someone “Jew-boy”. And perhaps about the same as the difference between describing someone as “gay” or calling them a “goddam fag”. And saying things that are ignorant but that are still, unfortunately, beliefs that are honestly held by nearly half of this country, is not quite the same thing as using those sorts of phrases. **BrightNShiny** ’s justifiable anger at **CM** ’s telling him to keep his being gay out of sight of “the children” deserved expressing. But it deserved to be expressed in a way that made **CM** ’s idiocy the focus. By attaching to a GQ thread about why some do not gain weight when they overeat, and burying it in a barrage of insulting fat words, **CM** ’s idiocy and jerkiness had to compete with the **BNS** ’s own apparent asshattedness. ---
**Author:** ![splankt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@splankt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splankt)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787/85 "2010-09-07T02:12:04Z")
> [@DSeid](#): > > **BrightNShiny** ’s justifiable anger at **CM** ’s telling him to keep his being gay out of sight of “the children” deserved expressing. But it deserved to be expressed in a way that made **CM** ’s idiocy the focus. By attaching to a GQ thread about why some do not gain weight when they overeat, and burying it in a barrage of insulting fat words, **CM** ’s idiocy and jerkiness had to compete with the **BNS** ’s own apparent asshattedness. That competition wouldn’t have happened if there were fewer people who were too dumb to understand the thread but decided to reply anyway. ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787/86 "2010-09-07T02:18:30Z")
I bow to your apparent far superior intellect. I however will continue to have to make do with what meager brainpower I possess. That said perhaps the gifted among us, like you, and **BrightNShiny** can remember that many of us who read and post here, and in GQ (where he linked to this thread from) are oh so intellectually impaired, and communicate down at our level. God I am so glad I am not gifted. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@Captain\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787/87 "2010-09-07T02:29:59Z")
Hello, This is the agenda of the homosexual. The insult. If you disagree with what they have to say, they get all red in the face and starts with the insults. This is all they have in the World. I would rather be fat that stick my dick up another man’s ass. I would rather be fat than accept two men or two women throw their homosexuality in my face and the faces of everyone else. The homosexuals have thrown their sodomy, feces eating, carpet munching effiminate men and mascular women shit for so long that most of us just say fuck it and move on. It’s not so much that people are into deviant behavior, I just hate to be lied to. Saying that people are born gay, that people of the same sex can have the same relationship and values as heterosexuals and that hopmosexuals can adopt children and have them be normal is a lie. Honestly, we Americans have been lied to for so long, that we just accept it. To the Op, stick a dick in your mouth. I’ll stick to doritoes. In the 2008 election, when the economy, foreign affairs, the Middle East, jobs going overseas and everything else, it seems that half of the time the issue was if two fags can be legally married. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@Captain\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787/88 "2010-09-07T02:40:45Z")
> [@BrightNShiny](#): > > In [thread, **Captain Midnight** posts the following: > > [QUOTE=Captain Midnight] > I am overweight in the Jackie Gleason/Chris Farley mode… > > Many people who eat with me think that I will eat hordes of food at one sitting which is just not true. I tend to snack quite a lot, especially in the evenings. I do not buy things in the market that I like to eat, just because of the fact that I will eat it in one night at one sitting. Golden Grahams cereal for instance. I love that shit. Can’t have it in the house though, because it will be gone in two sittings. Peanut butter is another thing. Bags of Doritoes. Forget about it, big bag, gone! > > I think a lot of people in America are fat is partially because many people work in offices, at desks, in front of computer terminals. Most people eat food on the run, which is high in calories. Because of different times and schedules and what have you, it is difficult for people to cook, and people end up doing fast food or eating microwave crap. > > Many poor people you see who are obese are like that because they cannot afford healthier food and instead eat fast food or what is available at the corner market which is usually garbage. One time about 10 years ago, I was very poor and went to Burger King for dinner almost everyday for two Whoppers for $2.13. Filled me up and did not cost that much. But it wasn’t healthy and it did not do me any good. > > Julia Child once stated is that fat gives food flavor, and this is why it is good. So to me, it is a tradeoff between eating flavorful food and eating “what is good for you”. Vegetables are better for you than meat, but most of us like meat more. Boiling or baking meat is better than frying it, but most people like fried foods (admit it, if you could stay slim, you would eat fried food all the time, I sure would!). Chicken skin should be removed from the chicken (if the chicken is dead of course) but the skin is the best part of the chicken. Popcorn is actually “good for you”. But who likes plain ass popcorn (I know, your crazy aunt with the limp did)? Butter, salt or sugar and caramel makes popcorn great. Mashed potatoes. Need gravy. Rice? Needs gravy or soy sauce. > > It goes on and on. It’s a skill and a game of moderation. However, some people (like me sometimes) treats food like a drug, something that makes me happy. You eat something like peanuts or popcorn or whatever, not because you are hungry but because it makes you feel better. It is hard to describe it unless you know it, it is akin to an addiction. > > How much water do you drink? Everyone, my parents, my wife and other people have gotten on me over the years for not drinking water. Frankly, I don’t like water. I don’t like the taste of it, it is not satisfying to me The only time I like water is when I come in from the heat and the water is ice cold. That’s glorious. I think a lot of people don’t think of liquid as something that will make you gain weight. I like Gatorade. Really, I am addicted to the shit. I think of it as a happy medium between water that I hate, and sweet shit like soda which I honestly don’t like. However, I found out recently that Gatorade has a lot of carbohydrates that will make you overweight, and it is only a benefit if you are someone who works out and sweats a lot (like athletes.) I’m no athlete. I sit and play computer all day. Now, normally, I’d have some basic human sympathy for this rolly-polly shithead. But you know, I’m all sympathied out, because of [url=[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12788876&postcount=94](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12788876&postcount=94)]this post of his](]this[/url) in a thread about gay marriage: > [@](#): > > I wonder how many of us are sick and fucking tired of hearing about gays and their problems? > > Every day it is gay this and gay that. I mean, really, WTF do you gays want? No, I don’t want to watch you kiss and hold hands in public. No, I don’t want my children seeing this shit or be indoctrinated by your “lifestyle”. I want gays to quit lying to us stating obviously wrong things that people are born gay. If you gays want the rest of us to feel for you, don’t have “gay pride” parades wearing leather chaps, dancing half naked and being a fool. Saying fuck you to society doesn’t make us love you anymore. So, **Captain Midnight** , you are a fat disgusting piece of shit. Every day, it’s fat this and fat that. I mean, really, what do you hosebeasts want? No, I don’t want to watch some fat-asses kiss and hold hands in public. No, i don’t want my children seeing your fat-ass or being indoctrinated by your fat-ass lifestyle. I want fat-asses like you to quit lying to us and stating obviously wrong things like that your fat-assness is like a “drug.” Fuck you, and your fat-ass. There’s no fucking way I’ll ever let some Jackie Gleason looking motherfucker lecture me on what’s natural and what’s a proper life style. Hope you get a heart attack soon asshole! [/QUOTE] Hello, This is the agenda of the homosexual. The insult. If you disagree with what they have to say, they get all red in the face, spittle hateful words and starts with the insults. This is all they have in the World. I would rather be fat that\*\* stick my dick up another man’s ass.\*\* I would rather be fat than accept two men or two women throw their homosexuality in my face and the faces of everyone else. The homosexuals have thrown their sodomy, feces eating, carpet munching effiminate men and mascular women shit for so long that most of us just say fuck it and move on. It’s not so much that people are into deviant behavior, I just hate to be lied to. Saying that people are born gay, that people of the same sex can have the same relationship and values as heterosexuals and that homosexuals can adopt children and have them be normal is a lie. Honestly, we Americans have been lied to for so long, that we just accept it. And yes, I am sick and tired of GAY RIGHTS. What rights do you want? In 2003, the Supreme Court stated that men can fuck each other in the ass all day long and it is legal. If you are homosexual, please read slowly… You are mentally ill. You need psychological help. Being a homosexual means dying at a younger age from AIDS which is caused and spread by homosexuals. Yes, there is heterosexaul AIDS transmission, especially in Africa, but this is because that husbands and males have gay sex “on the down low” and spread it to their partners. It seems funny that now, we never hear about AIDS. The homosexuals have effectively shut the discourse down. If people knew more about AIDS now in 2010 and know how it is spread, there would not be this acceptability towards non natural sexual behavior. The only time when we hear about AIDS is when a heterosexual has it. Well, the last hetero- who has AIDS was Magic Johnson who had the sexual morals of a dog. To the Op, stick a dick in your mouth. I’ll stick to doritoes. ---
**Author:** ![BrightNShiny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@BrightNShiny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrightNShiny)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787/89 "2010-09-07T02:43:04Z")
> [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > Hello, > > This is the agenda of the homosexual. The insult. If you disagree with what they have to say, they get all red in the face and starts with the insults. This is all they have in the World. Wah. You post moronic, insulting bullshit in thread after thread and then get your panties in a twist when someone throws it back in your evil face. > [@](#): > > I would rather be fat that stick my dick up another man’s ass. I would rather be fat than accept two men or two women throw their homosexuality in my face and the faces of everyone else. And I don’t want to see your fatness in my face or anyone else’s. Keep your grotesque habits to yourself. > [@](#): > > The homosexuals have thrown their sodomy, feces eating, carpet munching effiminate men and mascular women shit for so long that most of us just say fuck it and move on. It’s not so much that people are into deviant behavior, I just hate to be lied to. Saying that people are born gay, that people of the same sex can have the same relationship and values as heterosexuals and that hopmosexuals can adopt children and have them be normal is a lie. Honestly, we Americans have been lied to for so long, that we just accept it. You have your head so far up your ass that you must do a lot of feces eating yourself. Is that why you’ve gained all that weight? > [@](#): > > To the Op, stick a dick in your mouth. I’ll stick to doritoes. I would tell you to stick a pussy in your mouth, but I doubt you’ve ever been laid in your entire life. I guess Doritos are all you have. > [@](#): > > In the 2008 election, when the economy, foreign affairs, the Middle East, jobs going overseas and everything else, it seems that half of the time the issue was if two fags can be legally married. Good to see that you’re doing your part in the economy by propping up the snack food industry single-handedly. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787/90 "2010-09-07T02:44:07Z")
Oh hi, captain midnight. Thank you for proving the point more adroitly than the rest of us could ever hope to! ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787/91 "2010-09-07T02:45:07Z")
Now you see, what **BNS** failed to do, demonstrate what a total idiotic asshole **CM** is, **CM** steps up to the plate to do. Now _that’s_ demonstrating what an idiotic jerk **CM** is. None of us particularly care if you want to receive anal sex or not **CM** , or if you are happier being an obese heterosexual than a thin gay man. What we do care about is that two people who love each other be able to love each other as openly whether they be gay or straight. That’s not throwing anything in your face, it’s just telling you that if you don’t like it then it is your job to deal with your face. You’ve made it clear that things like facts don’t matter but the facts are clear - children raised by gay parents grow up no better and no worse than parents raised by straight parents. And as to the other crap you made up, sheesh. Impressive. And as for there being more important issues … well if not now when? They do need some laws on their side when they have to live in a world with the likes of crap like you. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787/92 "2010-09-07T02:49:17Z")
And there we have it. Thank you, **CM** for reminding us why we’re really here: you’re a fucking douche canoe of the highest degree. Diosa Child raised by a gay parent PS: I learned phrases like “douche canoe” from my degenerate, carpet munching mother. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787/93 "2010-09-07T02:51:04Z")
Also, I checked my homosexual agenda. (It’s sparkly!) And the only thing in it is to remember to read that next chapter of my theatrical design textbook for class tomorrow. Either I’ve missed a meeting or two or the Ghey Plot is a lot less nefarious than you’d think. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787/94 "2010-09-07T02:52:08Z")
> [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > Hello, > > This is the agenda of the homosexual. The insult. If you disagree with what they have to say, they get all red in the face and starts with the insults. This is all they have in the World. > > I would rather be fat that stick my dick up another man’s ass. I would rather be fat than accept two men or two women throw their homosexuality in my face and the faces of everyone else. > > The homosexuals have thrown their sodomy, feces eating, carpet munching effiminate men and mascular women shit for so long that most of us just say fuck it and move on. It’s not so much that people are into deviant behavior, I just hate to be lied to. Saying that people are born gay, that people of the same sex can have the same relationship and values as heterosexuals and that hopmosexuals can adopt children and have them be normal is a lie. Honestly, we Americans have been lied to for so long, that we just accept it. > > To the Op, stick a dick in your mouth. I’ll stick to doritoes. > > In the 2008 election, when the economy, foreign affairs, the Middle East, jobs going overseas and everything else, it seems that half of the time the issue was if two fags can be legally married. I’ve been both a fat ass and toned & muscular off in my life so I know 100% where you are coming from on the food issue. I get it, I really do it’s an almost impossible struggle. On the gay issue you seem to be lumping gay people as a class into some stockyard pen of deliberate perversity. I’d wager that numerically there are far more heterosexual coprophiles than gay ones. Re the question of how innate homosexuality is it’s not really controversial at this point that propensity to be gay or not is not so much purely inborn “genetic” as it is influenced by the pre-natal hormonal environment of the fetus. It’s a confluence of triggers. So, yes people really are “born” with a strong propensity to be gay or not. This is where the current science seems to be pointing. If you have different information that it’s purely a non-innate choice please present it. ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787/95 "2010-09-07T02:55:01Z")
Cites on outcomes of being raised in gay household? Do I have 'em? [Yes](http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/1467-9450.00302/abstract) [yes I do.](http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/cgi/content/full/109/2/341?ijkey=b1beef18024613f41c617647b45f579b75245f5e) > [@](#): > > A growing body of scientific literature demonstrates that children who grow up with 1 or 2 gay and/or lesbian parents fare as well in emotional, cognitive, social, and sexual functioning as do children whose parents are heterosexual. Children’s optimal development seems to be influenced more by the nature of the relationships and interactions within the family unit than by the particular structural form it takes. (The second cite - _Pediatrics_) ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787/96 "2010-09-07T02:55:04Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > Also, I checked my homosexual agenda. (It’s sparkly!) And the only thing in it is to remember to read that next chapter of my theatrical design textbook for class tomorrow. Either I’ve missed a meeting or two or the Ghey Plot is a lot less nefarious than you’d think. I have a question, fabulous one. I believe we all know that teh ghey is contagious _and_ genetic. So, clearly I’m just in a phase where I’m denying the homo I caught from my mother’s milk. In the mean time, though, can I get me one of those sparkly agendas? Thanks _does fabulous gay secret handshake_ ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787/97 "2010-09-07T02:56:05Z")
> [@DSeid](#): > > Cites on outcomes of being raised in gay household? Do I have 'em? > > [Yes](http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/1467-9450.00302/abstract) [yes I do.](http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/cgi/content/full/109/2/341?ijkey=b1beef18024613f41c617647b45f579b75245f5e) > > > [@](#): > > > > A growing body of scientific literature demonstrates that children who grow up with 1 or 2 gay and/or lesbian parents fare as well in emotional, cognitive, social, and sexual functioning as do children whose parents are heterosexual. Children’s optimal development seems to be influenced more by the nature of the relationships and interactions within the family unit than by the particular structural form it takes. > > (The second cite - _Pediatrics_) This is just not true. I am my cite. Anyone who has interacted with me on the board will back me up on this. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787/98 "2010-09-07T02:57:10Z")
> [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > Hello, > > This is the agenda of the homosexual. The insult. If you disagree with what they have to say, they get all red in the face, spittle hateful words and starts with the insults. This is all they have in the World. > > I would rather be fat that\*\* stick my dick up another man’s ass.\*\* I would rather be fat than accept two men or two women throw their homosexuality in my face and the faces of everyone else. > > The homosexuals have thrown their sodomy, feces eating, carpet munching effiminate men and mascular women shit for so long that most of us just say fuck it and move on. It’s not so much that people are into deviant behavior, I just hate to be lied to. Saying that people are born gay, that people of the same sex can have the same relationship and values as heterosexuals and that homosexuals can adopt children and have them be normal is a lie. Honestly, we Americans have been lied to for so long, that we just accept it. > > And yes, I am sick and tired of GAY RIGHTS. What rights do you want? In 2003, the Supreme Court stated that men can fuck each other in the ass all day long and it is legal. > > If you are homosexual, please read slowly… You are mentally ill. You need psychological help. Being a homosexual means dying at a younger age from AIDS which is caused and spread by homosexuals. Yes, there is heterosexaul AIDS transmission, especially in Africa, but this is because that husbands and males have gay sex “on the down low” and spread it to their partners. It seems funny that now, we never hear about AIDS. The homosexuals have effectively shut the discourse down. If people knew more about AIDS now in 2010 and know how it is spread, there would not be this acceptability towards non natural sexual behavior. The only time when we hear about AIDS is when a heterosexual has it. Well, the last hetero- who has AIDS was Magic Johnson who had the sexual morals of a dog. > > To the Op, stick a dick in your mouth. I’ll stick to doritoes. [Jon Stewart] …You fill my heart with sadness. [/Jon Stewart] ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787/99 "2010-09-07T02:59:01Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > > [@DSeid](#): > > > > Cites on outcomes of being raised in gay household? Do I have 'em? > > > > [Yes](http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/1467-9450.00302/abstract) [yes I do.](http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/cgi/content/full/109/2/341?ijkey=b1beef18024613f41c617647b45f579b75245f5e)(The second cite - _Pediatrics_) > > This is just not true. I am my cite. Anyone who has interacted with me on the board will back me up on this. Ah but you are less dysfunctional than all the other dysfunctionals on this board. And the posts in this thread back me up on this. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787/100 "2010-09-07T03:04:05Z")
Reading/watching you fat faggots fight has been very Jerry Springer-esque for me. Thanks to all for that… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/captain-midnight-is-a-fat-ass/552787.md?page=6)