# Caption contest - DJT photos **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 6, 2020, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-djt-photos/922360 "2020-10-06T19:22:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-djt-photos/922360/21 "2020-10-07T04:57:43Z")
1. In this book you’ll see there are lots of Yo-Semites. They followed their great leader across the big sea to the big resort in the desert. VOTE! ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-djt-photos/922360/22 "2020-10-07T05:08:50Z")
[[Album] imgur.com ![](https://i.imgur.com/v43KYbO.jpeg?fb "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/a/LLcJ1Ma) ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-djt-photos/922360/23 "2020-10-10T23:24:58Z")
It’s just like old times. I’m fondling dozens of starlets. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-djt-photos/922360/24 "2020-10-10T23:45:35Z")
1: This is what women used to let me do without paying them! … Okay, most of them did want to be paid. 2: The scientists promised me that this harness I’m wearing under the suit would protect me in case I get struck by lightning. Stupid scientists …hope they’re right. Can’t trust those dumb Poindexters. 3: I guess I showed those total losers back at stupid New York Military Academy—I DO know how to salute! I never do ANYTHING wrong, losers! ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-djt-photos/922360/25 "2020-10-11T09:42:31Z")
And he’s still saluting wrong in that photo (and every time I’ve seen him salute). ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-djt-photos/922360/26 "2020-10-11T19:53:26Z")
#2 That Booger just _will not_ fall of this finger! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-djt-photos/922360/27 "2020-10-11T20:17:21Z")
1. I love starlets and strippers! 2. Very few people know this, but you can actually READ that. 3. If you cover one eye it is only half an eclipse. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-djt-photos/922360/28 "2020-10-11T22:50:05Z")
Actually, they should all say, _“Village Idiot. Avoid like The Clap.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-djt-photos/922360/29 "2020-10-11T23:17:51Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > And he’s still saluting wrong in that photo (and every time I’ve seen him salute). What _doesn’t_ he do wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-djt-photos/922360/30 "2020-10-12T03:38:18Z")
1. Oh Ivanka, yer the onsly one who really undersnsh me, hic! 2. Two dollah! Two dollah! Do I hear three? Three dollah! Who will give me four! Word of god here folks. Three dollah! Going once … 3. Donald T meets Ronald McD. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2022, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-djt-photos/922360/31 "2022-04-21T22:22:24Z")
This thread is as good as any other… Caption this: [![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52020507231_897d0a9668_z.jpg "20220421\_114706") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/68782016@N08/52020507231/) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2022, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-djt-photos/922360/32 "2022-04-21T22:23:38Z")
“I know it’s 2am, but that sign says you can get a Big Gulp and 2 hot dogs for three dollars!” ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2022, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-djt-photos/922360/33 "2022-04-21T22:43:20Z")
“Hey baby, come here often? I am the 45th AND 47th president. And the election was stolen. I think we should go back to my place.” “Shut UP dad!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-djt-photos/922360.md?page=1)