# Caption Contest game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 15, 2011, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338 "2011-12-15T21:17:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2011, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/1 "2011-12-15T21:17:17Z")

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Hallo! I have been checking the games forum, and I couldn’t see any “caption contest”.

I think that it would be fun to try something of the sort. In other forums I am a regular of, there is a thread with an ongoing caption contest, and it tends to be fun.

The idea is to post a photo, ask for captions from people, and after a few days (3 or 4), the person who put the photo chooses a winner (with perhaps a couple of “honorary mentions”).

The winner then posts a new photo, judges after a few days, and the cycle goes on.

I think that it can be great fun!

If you don’t mind, I would like to begin the contest by posting a photo. If there are enough replies, judgment can be expected this coming monday or so.

[PHOTO IS HERE](http://gallery.starforge.co.uk/var/albums/random/peliqueiros.jpg)

(I cannot post images that are directly visible in the forum; sorry about that. Just click on the link, and you’ll see it 🙂 )

Gentlebeings, start your engines! 🙂

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**Author:** ![dzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dzero)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2011, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/2 "2011-12-15T22:25:15Z")

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Alright. That’s pretty good.

Now I want you all to do a funny dance.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2011, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/3 "2011-12-15T22:30:03Z")

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_Anonymous: The Musical!_

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2011, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/4 "2011-12-15T22:42:26Z")

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“What was that you said about how we dress?”

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**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/5 "2011-12-21T22:06:22Z")

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OK! Some days have passed, and it is judging time.

I hope that the next contests will attract more entrants 😉

In any case, without further ado, here is my decision: I award the win to…

_ **garygnu** _

For his wonderful entry:

> [@garygnu](#):
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> _Anonymous: The Musical!_

Congratulations, and take it away, garygnu! 🙂

P.S.: I would suggest that you simply keep posting in this thread, to avoid cluttering the board with several “caption contest” threads. If you cannot find a new photo to post, I can try and find a new one 🙂

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/6 "2011-12-22T02:21:20Z")

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Well, I must have missed this the first time, in which case my entry would have been:

> [@](#):
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> You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like… and then… spank me.
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> And me! And me too! And me!
> 
> Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.

And, since nobody has posted another pic, here’s the next one:

[Pic #2](http://sheikyermami.com/wp-content/uploads/archdhimmi-lunatic6.jpg)

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**Author:** ![dzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dzero)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/7 "2011-12-22T03:28:08Z")

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“Be honest. Does this lavender ribbon make me look crazy?”

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/8 "2011-12-22T03:57:52Z")

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“Bieber fever”

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/9 "2011-12-22T04:53:35Z")

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Due to certain problems the Church had to cut back on dental coverage.

And mental services as well.

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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/10 "2011-12-22T07:12:51Z")

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I can haz i-brow trimmahz!

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/11 "2011-12-22T14:09:50Z")

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What’s on sale… Nunn Bush?

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/12 "2011-12-22T19:28:09Z")

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I saw Jesus and it drove me crazy.

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**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/13 "2011-12-23T13:01:01Z")

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See! I’m not an archbishop! I’m just ahead of the curve!

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**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/14 "2011-12-23T13:19:35Z")

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Archbishop of Canterbury laughs off stereotypes about British teeth. Inadvertently starts whole new stereotype about British eyebrows.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/15 "2011-12-23T17:47:31Z")

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Okay-[next-with cats](http://www.flickitup.com/gallery/images_files/1275675604.jpg)!

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**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/16 "2011-12-23T19:38:45Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> Okay-[next-with cats](http://www.flickitup.com/gallery/images_files/1275675604.jpg)!

But, John, before giving the next photo, you should judge which of the posted captions is the best! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/17 "2011-12-23T19:55:45Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> What’s on sale… Nunn Bush?

This one gets my vote!

> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> Okay-[next-with cats](http://www.flickitup.com/gallery/images_files/1275675604.jpg)!

“I once caught a fish this big!”  
“That’s nothing. I once caught a bird this tall!”

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**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/18 "2011-12-23T21:27:27Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> Okay-[next-with cats](http://www.flickitup.com/gallery/images_files/1275675604.jpg)!

Forcefield? No fair!

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/19 "2011-12-24T18:55:46Z")

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The development of the ninja cat spelled the end of human civilization.

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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/20 "2011-12-24T20:30:40Z")

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It’s true, pink ties don’t go with anything.

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