# Caption Contest game **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [December 15, 2011, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338 "2011-12-15T21:17:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/21 "2011-12-25T10:26:49Z")
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine! ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/22 "2011-12-25T15:30:46Z")
We’re the same height! See?! ---
**Author:** ![dzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dzero)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/23 "2011-12-25T22:30:36Z")
Everyone at the kitteh rave was high on nip. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2011, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/24 "2011-12-26T00:57:50Z")
I guess **dzero** wins that one: 5 cans of Fancy Feast for him and his brood. [Tinfoil hat time!](http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/dorky-dork-7.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Doctor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Doctor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2011, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/25 "2011-12-26T01:18:02Z")
See!! The brain scrambler ray _totally_ didn’t work on me! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2011, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/26 "2011-12-26T01:29:25Z")
I am the gatekeeper. Are you the keymaster? ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2011, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/27 "2011-12-26T11:29:50Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [Tinfoil hat time!](http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/dorky-dork-7.jpg) Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/28 "2011-12-27T02:13:18Z")
**Doctor** wins, his prize the hat in question. [Here’s #4!](http://film-forward.com/lunacy.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/29 "2011-12-27T08:02:03Z")
Bat mitzvahs for everybody! ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/30 "2011-12-27T09:09:36Z")
“I’m ready for my cavity search, officer.” ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/31 "2011-12-27T10:24:18Z")
Hey big spender, I don’t pop my cork for every man I see. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/32 "2011-12-27T19:34:11Z")
MTA: pic is marginally NSFW. Mods can feel free to add such a tag if they wish (notifying now). ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338/33 "2011-12-29T19:29:43Z")
**Lord Mondegreen** gets to lay him on the green. [Paula Deen!](http://belieber.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/drunk-paula-dean.jpg?w=400&h=600) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest-game/606338.md?page=1)