# Caption contest

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest/677087>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2013, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest/677087 "2013-12-24T16:34:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2013, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest/677087/1 "2013-12-24T16:34:36Z")

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Post a link to a photo you think might inspire amusing captions; reply to post to comment. If in doubt about NSFW, use noparse and spoiler tags.

[noparse][http://www.sculptsite.com/Archive/images/fb-dancers4.jpg[/noparse]](http://www.sculptsite.com/Archive/images/fb-dancers4.jpg%5B/noparse%5D)

SHE: your cock would have to be two feet long just to reach my cunt. HE: you _have_ a cunt? I couldn’t find it!

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2013, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest/677087/2 "2013-12-24T19:14:30Z")

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Hershey’s unveiling of the new Valentines chocolate bar wasn’t met with the enthusiasm it had hoped for

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**Author:** ![Spaghettifrier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@Spaghettifrier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spaghettifrier)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest/677087/3 "2013-12-26T07:46:03Z")

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> [@YogSosoth](#):
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> Hershey’s unveiling of the new Valentines chocolate bar wasn’t met with the enthusiasm it had hoped for

_That_ is pure genius. To the OP, I’m laughing _at_ your caption.

But I’ve got nothing. Except that trying to think of a caption has made me feel like this:

[![](http://www.redkid.net/generator/seuss/9.png) ](http://www.redkid.net/generator/seuss/9.png)

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**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest/677087/4 "2013-12-26T14:50:08Z")

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wrong thread!!!

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**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest/677087/5 "2013-12-26T15:07:35Z")

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“On alternate days they are back to back to keep an even tan. You do not want to be there on alternate days.”

Or

"If you like the one make out of chocolate, you’ll love the one made of jello. You can see the slightest earth tremor propagate through it.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-contest/677087/6 "2013-12-26T15:11:10Z")

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Love sees perfection’s silver grace & golden shine  
Life sees perfection as a trip, the finish line.

Man steps forth every day  
strives for that golden ray  
fearless he’s made of clay

He was made that way;  
…and some say its fine…