# Caption The Picture!! (Squirrels) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 6, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625 "2006-06-06T16:02:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/1 "2006-06-06T16:02:23Z")
What’s going on [here](http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/photos_highlight_fp;_ylt=AqzzJ9JgBoskfisgxNzEU6as0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA2Y3J1dWFkBHNlYwNwaA)? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/2 "2006-06-06T16:03:04Z")
“Demons out! Praise Jebus!” ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/3 "2006-06-06T16:04:40Z")
“When I asked for a bit more foreplay, I didn’t mean you shouldn’t touch me _at all_…” ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/4 "2006-06-06T16:13:28Z")
Squeeak squeek squeeeeeeeeek! Translated: I vant to suck your blooood! ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/5 "2006-06-06T16:15:31Z")
“Somebody help! She’s fallen and can’t get up!” ---
**Author:** ![mrald](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mrald](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrald)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/6 "2006-06-06T16:16:13Z")
Booya! I OWN ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/7 "2006-06-06T16:22:06Z")
“Hah! Your kung fu is weak!” ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/8 "2006-06-06T16:24:36Z")
This is a simple and common case of a Squirrel Hypnotist and his subject. It is a little known fact that some Squirrels have highly developed skills in hypnotism that they use to learn the hiding spots of other squirrels caches and to convince seniors to feed them every day. Jim {I’m a squirrel expert because I’m nuts!} ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/9 "2006-06-06T16:27:38Z")
First, I will make this squirrel levitate in mid-air. Then I will saw her in half! ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/10 "2006-06-06T16:32:19Z")
“Hey, are you okay, or should I call the cops?” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/11 "2006-06-06T16:34:30Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] “Hey, are you okay, or should I call the cops?” [/QUOTE] “Naw, just make sure you get to work on time.” ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/12 "2006-06-06T16:48:00Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] “Demons out! Praise Jebus!” [/QUOTE] This was exactly my first thought. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/13 "2006-06-06T17:43:00Z")
I give! I give, just don’t tickling me! ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/14 "2006-06-06T17:44:55Z")
The image seems to have moved [to here](http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060605/capt.c9f9e2d01feb494daa02b370117b08ce.squirrels_vagh101.jpg?x=380&y=268&sig=t7S_a5rW2GqEKQ9OLv0Mcw--). ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/15 "2006-06-06T17:45:57Z")
I give! I give, just don’t tickle me! ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/16 "2006-06-06T17:47:14Z")
“Does this bug you? I’m not touching you! How 'bout now? How 'bout now? Huh? Huh? Huh? Still not touching you!” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/17 "2006-06-06T17:49:41Z")
There is a google ad for a squirrel message board. Question: does this mean that squirrels post there or that squirrels have replaced the hampsters? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/18 "2006-06-06T17:50:39Z")
I’m telling you right now: You, for one, better welcome your new squirrel overlords. ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/19 "2006-06-06T18:51:19Z")
“safe!” ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/20 "2006-06-06T18:56:21Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] “Demons out! Praise Jebus!” [/QUOTE] Or: “The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of..” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625.md?page=2)