# Caption The Picture!! (Squirrels) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 6, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625 "2006-06-06T16:02:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/21 "2006-06-06T19:12:50Z")
[QUOTE=lightingtool] “safe!” [/QUOTE] SAFE?!? He was out by a _mile_!!! ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/22 "2006-06-06T19:18:44Z")
[QUOTE=Daithi Lacha] “Does this bug you? I’m not touching you! How 'bout now? How 'bout now? Huh? Huh? Huh? Still not touching you!” [/QUOTE] 😃 That’s what I thought of. Two kids in the backseat of a car, on a looong trip. “I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you, I’m not touuuuching you!” ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/23 "2006-06-07T09:27:45Z")
“Braiiiinnnsss…” ---
**Author:** ![sniperfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@sniperfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sniperfang)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/24 "2006-06-07T09:46:40Z")
“You bitches!” (Anyone seen the movie Victor Victoria?) ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/25 "2006-06-07T13:31:34Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] There is a google ad for a squirrel message board. Question: does this mean that squirrels post there or that squirrels have replaced the hampsters? [/QUOTE] Squirrely people looking for some nuts on the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/26 "2006-06-07T14:20:51Z")
Ummm… That’s not a squirrel. (at least not when I click the link) ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/27 "2006-06-07T14:21:19Z")
Karate chop! Aaaayyyyyeeeeaaahhhh! ---
**Author:** ![BadBadger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BadBadger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BadBadger)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/28 "2006-06-07T14:23:18Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] Ummm… That’s not a squirrel. (at least not when I click the link) [/QUOTE] I see what you mean. For this pick tho, a headline: “Global Terrorist Network Uncovered.” ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/29 "2006-06-07T14:29:47Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] Ummm… That’s not a squirrel. (at least not when I click the link) [/QUOTE] **Sage Rat** hooked us up with a [reliable link](http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060605/capt.c9f9e2d01feb494daa02b370117b08ce.squirrels_vagh101.jpg?x=380&y=268&sig=t7S_a5rW2GqEKQ9OLv0Mcw--). But then again…that dude examining the underbelly of the sea turtle begs for a caption as well… ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/30 "2006-06-07T14:30:55Z")
[QUOTE=Marlitharn] “Braiiiinnnsss…” [/QUOTE] “Nuuuuuuuuuutttttttsssssssssss” ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/31 "2006-06-07T14:37:53Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo MontoyaBut then again…that dude examining the underbelly of the sea turtle begs for a caption as well…[/QUOTE] Fly, my pretty, fly! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/32 "2006-06-07T15:11:35Z")
[QUOTE=sniperfang] “You bitches!” (Anyone seen the movie Victor Victoria?) [/QUOTE] Heh. Yes. Good one. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/33 "2006-06-07T15:46:45Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] But then again…that dude examining the underbelly of the sea turtle begs for a caption as well… [/QUOTE] Personally, I think [this one](http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/photos_highlight_fp/im:/060606/photos_us_rank_afp/66a54824ea6104f8df7cab7bdec4129b;_ylt=AjNob1jPLFwQdwm2BZJjmMCaK8MA;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGcyMWMzBHNlYwNzc25hdg--) is much more captionable. The attention whore iPod! ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/34 "2006-06-07T16:47:27Z")
[QUOTE=Maureen] Personally, I think [this one](http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/photos_highlight_fp/im:/060606/photos_us_rank_afp/66a54824ea6104f8df7cab7bdec4129b;_ylt=AjNob1jPLFwQdwm2BZJjmMCaK8MA;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGcyMWMzBHNlYwNzc25hdg--) is much more captionable. The attention whore iPod! [/QUOTE] “What? Whaaat? I CAN’T HEAR YOU! WHAT?” ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/35 "2006-06-07T16:47:33Z")
Squirrels: “Dammit, Mrytle you’re gonna have to lose a few ounces before we try that Dirty Dancing move again.” ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/36 "2006-06-07T17:06:03Z")
Squirrels: Rise Lord Vader! ---
**Author:** ![BlackHeart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c77e96/32.png) [@BlackHeart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackHeart)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/37 "2006-06-07T17:42:28Z")
“Is this a good pose for the Doper’s forum pic?” “Um, open wider about this much.” ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/38 "2006-06-07T21:31:23Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] “Nuuuuuuuuuutttttttsssssssssss” [/QUOTE] I wondered how long that would take… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/39 "2006-06-08T04:13:42Z")
Can You Smell What The Hulk Is Cooking! ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625/40 "2006-06-08T04:48:05Z")
Squirrels: “AAAUGH!!! Okay, I’m sorry I didn’t believe in your giant invisible acorn! Now get it off of me!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-the-picture-squirrels/359625.md?page=1)