# Caption these pictures

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-these-pictures/597728>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 27, 2011, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-these-pictures/597728 "2011-09-27T01:50:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-these-pictures/597728/1 "2011-09-27T01:50:32Z")

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From this thread: [We're evacuating the planet, part ii: What sculptures shall we bring along? - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=625536)

[![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Athens_-_National_Archeological_Museum_-_Zeus_%28or_Poseidon%29_statue_-_20060930.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Athens_-_National_Archeological_Museum_-_Zeus_%28or_Poseidon%29_statue_-_20060930.jpg)  
“This Way!”  
“That’s the guy who stole my clothes!”

[![](http://www.takeourword.com/images/diskobolos.jpg) ](http://www.takeourword.com/images/diskobolos.jpg)  
“Who put that there?”

[![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/17/Laocoon_Pio-Clementino_Inv1059-1064-1067.jpg/280px-Laocoon_Pio-Clementino_Inv1059-1064-1067.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/17/Laocoon_Pio-Clementino_Inv1059-1064-1067.jpg/280px-Laocoon_Pio-Clementino_Inv1059-1064-1067.jpg)  
“Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?”  
“There’s too may bleeping snakes on this bleeping statue!”

[![](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nofretete_Neues_Museum.jpg) ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nofretete_Neues_Museum.jpg)  
“Next week I’m playing Catwoman”

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-these-pictures/597728/2 "2011-09-27T01:58:42Z")

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[![](http://www.takeourword.com/images/diskobolos.jpg) ](http://www.takeourword.com/images/diskobolos.jpg)  
Just no black men!