# Caption this Chris Christie/Donal Trump photo **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 2, 2016, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740 "2016-03-02T17:13:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/1 "2016-03-02T17:13:50Z")
In case you missed it, during Donald Trump’s Super Tuesday victory speech, NJ Gov. Chris Christie stood behind him, looking…bewildered? Remorseful? Imprisoned? Neutered? All of the above? So now let the meme-ing begin. [Caption this photo.](http://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Video/__NEW/2016-03-02T12-50-57-966Z--1280x720.today-vid-canonical-featured-desktop.jpg) “And you may ask yourself: Am I right?..Am I wrong? And you may tell yourself _My God!..What have I done?!_” ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/2 "2016-03-02T17:28:43Z")
“I am regretting that fourth Hot Pocket.” ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/3 "2016-03-02T17:31:47Z")
“We have met the enemy, and it is us.” ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/4 "2016-03-02T17:35:03Z")
“Never endorse drunk.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/5 "2016-03-02T17:41:48Z")
“That thing on his head just winked at me.” ---
**Author:** ![Gothic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Gothic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gothic)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/6 "2016-03-02T17:42:53Z")
I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a … ---
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/7 "2016-03-02T17:45:33Z")
“Is that guy on row 4 eating a cheeseburger?” ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/8 "2016-03-02T17:46:03Z")
[This musical Vine is possibly my favorite so far.](http://thebiglead.com/2016/03/02/chris-christie-curb-your-enthusiasm/) I don’t LOL at much on the Internet, but the more I watched this, the harder I laughed. If I live to 100, with sadness and pain infusing my miserable life at every step, watching this on a daily basis would still bring me laughter and joy. ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/9 "2016-03-02T17:59:27Z")
Just stand there; don’t look disgusted…don’t make a face, and that sweet sweet cabinet position is mine! (Secretary of Transportation, perhaps?) ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/10 "2016-03-02T18:02:26Z")
> [@Katriona](#): > > Just stand there; don’t look disgusted…don’t make a face, and that sweet sweet cabinet position is mine! > > (Secretary of Transportation, perhaps?) “Suck it, Port Authority Wildstein!” ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/11 "2016-03-02T18:07:27Z")
“The things a guy’s gotta smell to make sure he gets a pardon.” ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/12 "2016-03-02T18:16:42Z")
I like this one of [Trump](http://static01.nyt.com/images/2016/03/02/us/02repubs-jp1/02repubs-jp1-articleLarge.jpg) refusing to pray at an Alabama prayer breakfast 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DrumBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@DrumBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrumBum)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/13 "2016-03-02T18:22:53Z")
[Here](http://www.sfgate.com/news/local/politics/article/Chris-Christie-becomes-an-internet-sensation-6865601.php#photo-9486179) is a good one. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/14 "2016-03-02T18:25:53Z")
[That moment when the roofie wears off.](http://i.imgur.com/tHVA9w9.gifv) ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/15 "2016-03-02T18:30:21Z")
“Where am I? What’s Trump talking about? What’s going on? Please, please, let this be a bad dream…” ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/16 "2016-03-02T18:36:12Z")
“What’s that moving in the back of his hair? Is it… is that _Voldemort!?_” also _ **That moment you realize that at Trump’s Taj Mahal in AC the “All-You-Can-Eat” buffet is STILL going to charge you $25 every time you visit.** _ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/17 "2016-03-02T18:40:58Z")
[I saw this one today](https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10207887884029325&set=a.1069635115436.11914.1662845612&type=3). ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/18 "2016-03-02T18:56:32Z")
“I can’t believe I lost to this guy.” ---
**Author:** ![dracoi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@dracoi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dracoi)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/19 "2016-03-02T19:02:35Z")
When I was watching it last night, my first thought was “Apparently it’s only funny if there’s a third stooge.” ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/20 "2016-03-02T19:39:43Z")
Someone’s holding up today’s newspaper, right? Everyone knows I’ve been taken hostage? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740.md?page=2)