# Caption this Chris Christie/Donal Trump photo **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 2, 2016, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740 "2016-03-02T17:13:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/21 "2016-03-02T19:58:37Z")
“Is that a USB port in the back of his head?” ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/22 "2016-03-02T20:04:06Z")
“I’m not sure it was worth it to become the VEEP.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/23 "2016-03-02T21:10:24Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > “That thing on his head just winked at me.” You winz the internet. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/24 "2016-03-02T21:49:44Z")
“That’s not the Oompa Loompa song?” ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/25 "2016-03-03T02:25:10Z")
You, too, would be a grump If you were standing at the rump Of a man named Donald Trump ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/26 "2016-03-03T02:45:41Z")
May God have mercy on my soul… ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/27 "2016-03-03T02:53:35Z")
It would’ve been really cool if Christie’s hair slowly turned to white. ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/28 "2016-03-03T05:10:38Z")
Did he say “VP” or “Valet?” Or, “Damn! The party TOLD me my lack of overt racism would do me in!” ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/29 "2016-03-03T05:45:52Z")
“I’ll get to close the Golden Gate Bridge, right?” ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/30 "2016-03-03T15:43:22Z")
Jenna said _WHAT?_ ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/31 "2016-03-03T16:14:22Z")
“Is that a USB port behind his ear?” ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/32 "2016-03-03T16:18:42Z")
“Why won’t you look at me after we make love, Donald?” ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/33 "2016-03-03T17:49:12Z")
“Am I the only one who smells brimstone?” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/34 "2016-03-03T17:58:16Z")
> [@racer72](#): > > “Is that a USB port behind his ear?” Have a look at post #21 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/35 "2016-03-03T18:04:09Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > “Why won’t you look at me after we make love, Donald?” “Because I don’t have eyes in the back of my head, Christie.” ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/36 "2016-03-03T18:14:17Z")
[“I swear he’s cheated me. Immortality! What’s the good of it? There isn’t any kicks, any excitement.”](http://www.cbs.com/shows/the_twilight_zone/video/seB9F40Q0lRia2AYSnk_wx3EeIXat9Qo/the-twilight-zone-escape-clause/) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/37 "2016-03-03T18:28:32Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > “Because I don’t have eyes in the back of my head, Christie.” “But you NEVER TURN AROUND!” ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/38 "2016-03-03T18:58:37Z")
> [@Gothic](#): > > I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a … Christie has an amazing resemblance to Luca Brasi. “I wish I had done more to clean up the Hudson. I may be sleeping with the fishes soon.” ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/39 "2016-03-03T19:19:37Z")
> [@Dallas\_Jones](#): > > Christie has an amazing resemblance to Luca Brasi. > > “I wish I had done more to clean up the Hudson. I may be sleeping with the fishes soon.” “Sea-level rose unexpectedly today around the Tri-state area today. Climate change scientists seem baffled by the sudden change…” ---
**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-chris-christie-donal-trump-photo/747740/40 "2016-03-03T22:44:32Z")
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