# Caption This! (dubya with screaming brat) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 24, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670 "2008-07-24T22:48:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670/1 "2008-07-24T22:48:33Z")
Found [this amusing picture](http://channels.isp.netscape.com/whatsnew/gallery.jsp?floc=g-wnew_president_bush2&id=wnew_president_bush&pi=1&grurl=http%3A%2F%2Fchannels.isp.netscape.com%2Fwhatsnew%2Fdefault.jsp%3Fstory%3D20080723-1212&photo=1) on the Netscape site, and it’s just begging for a caption my caption; Dubya; BRAAAIIIINNNNS!!! Brat; AHHHH! GETITOFFMEGETITOFFME! ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670/2 "2008-07-25T00:56:08Z")
Bush : “Oops! There goes my wristwatch!” Joe ---
**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670/3 "2008-07-25T02:00:10Z")
A little Garlic and Black pepper you say? Reeeealy? ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670/4 "2008-07-25T02:34:45Z")
Like to help ya, son, but you’re too young to vote. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670/5 "2008-07-25T02:56:24Z")
No, really! I promise we’ll have the wiring in the Green Zone barracks fixed before your deployment comes around! Honest! ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670/6 "2008-07-25T03:12:28Z")
“Oh, you think I won’t drop him in this oil well? Do I look like I’m up for re-election?” ---
**Author:** ![Khan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3ab097/32.png) [@Khan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khan)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670/7 "2008-07-25T06:32:33Z")
“That’s one heckuva brownie!” “Politicial capital from the 2004 election now spent, the Bush Administration resorts to human trafficking.” ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670/8 "2008-07-25T09:24:44Z")
_“How do you switch this damn thing off?”_ ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670/9 "2008-07-25T09:40:28Z")
Quick hand me that thing! I think I see a gun! ---
**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670/10 "2008-07-25T09:52:20Z")
I can’t take credit but this is [Worth](http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1146191) posting. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670/11 "2008-07-25T12:13:05Z")
Even the children know who I am. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670/12 "2008-07-25T12:25:44Z")
Even babies can show their opinion of Dubya–total shit. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670/13 "2008-07-25T14:25:11Z")
W: “I think this baby has stuffed the ballot box!” ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670/14 "2008-07-25T14:30:13Z")
W: “I don’t know whether I can handle a career in alternative medicine.” ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670/15 "2008-07-25T14:31:58Z")
I wouldn’t change that diaper if Osama bin Laden himself was in there! ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670/16 "2008-07-25T15:42:27Z")
“Hey, whaddaya know, a little more lube and my hand _does_ fit!” ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670/17 "2008-07-25T16:34:09Z")
“I’m handing THIS mess over to the ‘change candidate’.” Sailboat ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670/18 "2008-07-25T16:36:31Z")
Dubya auditions for _Avenue Q_ ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670/19 "2008-07-25T16:37:22Z")
These Terrerists, see, they hate freedom, see, and they like to cut little babies heads off, see, and then they pull all their mama’s guts out, see, and then they kill your kitty and… oh… hey little fella… don’t cry. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2008, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-dubya-with-screaming-brat/457670/20 "2008-07-26T02:27:26Z")
Smell that!? I told you there were WMDs!!