# Caption this photo (Castro)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 25, 2006, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536 "2006-12-25T16:45:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2006, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536/1 "2006-12-25T16:45:07Z")
Yes, this is in poor taste.
[http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/25/fidelcastro\_wideweb\_\_470x323,0.jpg](http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/25/fidelcastro_wideweb__470x323,0.jpg)
It reminded me of [this scene](http://youtube.com/watch?v=kkdRaN7IXuo) from _Tromeo & Juliet_ (warning: graphic Troma make-up).
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> Hey, I gotta go soon. Um… Will you do me a favour? Kiss me goodbye… It’s my final fucking request, man.
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### Author:  [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536/2 "2006-12-25T16:48:51Z")
Hang in there Fidel!!!
I have you in the death pool for 2007, so come January you are free to go…
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2006, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536/3 "2006-12-25T16:53:59Z")
“Be gentle with me, Mi Commandante…”
“Did you bring protection?”
“I hope you shaved your back since last time.”
“Do we HAVE to have the film crew here again?”
“Tell me again how much you hate George Bush, my darling!”
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### Author:  [@Don26](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don26)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2006, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536/4 "2006-12-25T17:50:33Z")
Cindy Sheehan is gonna be SOOOOOOOO jealous!
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2006, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536/5 "2006-12-25T23:51:57Z")
I wish I knew how to quit you.
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### Author:  [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2006, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536/6 "2006-12-26T00:12:15Z")
\*“I know it was you, Fidel. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.” \*
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### Author:  [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2006, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536/7 "2006-12-26T07:16:58Z")
“Hey wait . . . your profile said you were a bottom.”
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### Author:  [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2006, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536/8 "2006-12-26T08:15:56Z")
“Not now, Kato, you fewl!”
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### Author:  [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2006, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536/9 "2006-12-26T09:21:18Z")
GLM seeks younger GLM for short-terminal relationship.
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### Author:  [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2006, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536/10 "2006-12-26T11:52:38Z")
“I just love that multicolored disco ball behind your bed!”
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2006, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536/11 "2006-12-26T13:27:31Z")
“Just lean forward a bit so I can stick this knife in…”
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### Author:  [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2006, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536/12 "2006-12-26T14:18:57Z")
“We need new leadership… my successor will be… **Scuba Ben**.”
(Yes, I actually am going on a mission to Cuba for the next week. If I see him I’ll say hi.)
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2006, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536/13 "2006-12-26T15:16:11Z")
I’m glad I have this chance to meet you before I die, former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevy.
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### Author:  [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2006, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536/14 "2006-12-26T16:07:00Z")
Hugo, **promise** me you’ll put down Raul! It’s the only merciful choice! The poor thing has progressive mange!
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### Author:  [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536/15 "2006-12-26T17:48:06Z")
“I want to fuck you like an animal.”
“Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you!”
“Ulp! You’re so _biiiig!_”
“Care for a little necrophilia?”
“I’m not dead yet!” “Yes, you are, you’ll be stone cold in a minute.”
“Damn! Fidel, that was the biggest turd I’ve ever seen.”
“Did you fart?”
“You’re not my regular doctor! This isn’t how you’re supposed to do a prostate exam! Nurse!”
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2006, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536/16 "2006-12-26T17:50:08Z")
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
“Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you!”
[/QUOTE]
Ha!
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### Author:  [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2006, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536/17 "2006-12-26T19:14:05Z")
“Is that a cigar in your pocket or are you happy to see me?”
“My soft posterior oil fields are waiting to be drilled with your tightly-wrapped cigar of love, Fidel!”
Yeah…anyways…
“Time for your 5 o’clock sponge bath, Fidel!”
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### Author:  [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2006, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536/18 "2006-12-27T03:52:26Z")
“J. Edwardo, is that you??? So long, so long…Playa Giron, we almost had the bastards, yes?? I long for those simple games…”
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### Author:  [@Don26](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don26)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2006, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536/19 "2006-12-27T05:24:54Z")
Its Twoo Its Twooo
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### Author:  [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2006, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo-castro/385536/20 "2006-12-27T06:39:47Z")
Distraught upon hearing of the death of his idol, James Brown, Hugo Chavez seeks solace in the arms of Fidel Castro.
Let me gaze upon you with my own eyes.
We’ve secretly replaced Fidel Castro with an animatronic robot, let’s see if Chavez notices!
I shall avenge you!
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