# Caption this photo **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 28, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo/632953 "2012-08-28T18:48:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo/632953/1 "2012-08-28T18:48:04Z")
I look at thios picture of South Carolina governor Nikki Haley at the GOP convention, and she seems to have one of the most “forced” smiles I’ve ever seen. A smiling Mitt Romney is out-of-focus in the background. > **[At convention, GOP leaders reflect U.S. diversity | CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2012/08/28/opinion/bennett-diverse-convention/index.html?hpt=hp_c1)** > > William Bennett says GOP convention viewers will see a lineup of speakers that demonstrate the party’s new reach to voters who in the past would vote Democratic What the hell can be going on? It occurs to me that this has the making of a caption contest. This isn’t really a political thread, so I don’t think it belong in “Elections” My suggestion: “Vote for Mitt Romney. Please!” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo/632953/2 "2012-08-28T18:53:22Z")
Fix-o-dent and forget it. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo/632953/3 "2012-08-28T18:54:22Z")
“If you don’t like Mitt’s position, just wait a few days and he’ll change it…oh, shit. He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?” ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo/632953/4 "2012-08-28T18:54:45Z")
Please help! I’m being held hostage and forced to make this statement. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo/632953/5 "2012-08-28T19:03:06Z")
Oops, I just sharted. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo/632953/6 "2012-08-28T19:04:17Z")
Mitt. Mitt! You have the remote set on “High.” ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo/632953/7 "2012-08-28T19:48:56Z")
“I am not at all disappointed in Mitt’s choice for running mate. I think Paul Ryan is a stand-up guy!” ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo/632953/8 "2012-08-28T19:53:31Z")
I’m so tapping that. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo/632953/9 "2012-08-28T20:41:10Z")
“He’s picturing me naked and in his crawlspace, isn’t he?” ---
**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo/632953/10 "2012-08-28T21:39:48Z")
“…” ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo/632953/11 "2012-08-28T21:57:58Z")
“The only thing fake about Mitt Romney is his hair! [waits for laughter, which is not forthcoming] Wait… He’s standing behind me, isn’t he?” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo/632953/12 "2012-08-28T22:05:06Z")
Mitt: I would so want to voluntarily rape her. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo/632953/13 "2012-08-28T22:24:26Z")
Mitt: I wonder if I can get a photo of her to tape to the back of my wife’s head? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this-photo/632953/14 "2012-08-28T22:26:46Z")
“So then I took his dick with just my fingers, like this, then smiled and swallowed the whole thing.” Mitt ::thought balloon:: “Isn’t she just the cutest piece ever?”