# Caption this! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 4, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490 "2008-10-04T23:18:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/1 "2008-10-04T23:18:28Z")
I don’t know if anyone has ever done a caption challenge and search hates me. So here goes. **Make up a funny caption for any or all of the pictures.** [Picture 1 (Joe Biden)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/joe_biden-300x225.jpg) [Picture 1 (Vladimir Putin)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/putin_g8-jul-06-300x216.jpg) [Picture 3 (funny cat)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funny-cat.jpg) [Picture 4 (funny vehicle)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funny-car-pictures-26.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/2 "2008-10-05T00:23:30Z")
Joe Biden: “Moose this, Alaska girl!” ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/3 "2008-10-05T02:03:10Z")
Once again, Putin tries to put the move on the best-looking member of the press. If this goes as it usually does, he will be slapped in the next fifteen seconds. ---
**Author:** ![Dosipede](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dosipede](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dosipede)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/4 "2008-10-05T02:23:12Z")
1: Pass interference, defense, number 22, half the distance to the goal, automatic first down. 2: Remember what Gorbachev said: always eat a handful of Lemonheads before giving a speech. 1. Uh… 2. It’ll look awesome once we get those spinner rims. ---
**Author:** ![laughingboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@laughingboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/laughingboy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/5 "2008-10-05T02:40:34Z")
Cat: Of course you realize this means WAR!! ---
**Author:** ![straight\_man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/straight_man/32/3027_2.png) [@straight\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/straight_man)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/6 "2008-10-05T05:50:07Z")
1. The Democrats show their determination not to be accused of fuzzy math this time round. 2. The prototype next-gen Prius undergoes road testing. I wasn’t trying to make these political. It just sort of happened. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/7 "2008-10-05T13:19:54Z")
[I’ll have two of those Subway foot longs!](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/joe_biden-300x225.jpg) [Oo la la! Ve have ze Americanskis vorried](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/putin_g8-jul-06-300x216.jpg) [That’s the last time I make a bet with the Easter Bunny](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funny-cat.jpg) [Pimp my ox!](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funny-car-pictures-26.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/8 "2008-10-05T19:10:16Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > I don’t know if anyone has ever done a caption challenge and search hates me. So here goes. > > **Make up a funny caption for any or all of the pictures.** > > [Picture 1 (Joe Biden)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/joe_biden-300x225.jpg) > > This is how I keep my foot out of my mouth. > > [Picture 1 (Vladimir Putin)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/putin_g8-jul-06-300x216.jpg) > > Don’t call me honest! > > [Picture 3 (funny cat)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funny-cat.jpg) > > Everything wrong with humanity. > > [Picture 4 (funny vehicle)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funny-car-pictures-26.jpg) > > Toyota: Providing logical solutions for your life situations. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/9 "2008-10-05T19:35:59Z")
Pic 1: Hey Palin-- honk honk! Pic 2: Ooh, Joe, did you just do what I think you did? I gotta say, every time I’ve reared my head over Alaska, I’ve wanted to do that! So…are they real? Pic 1: Shit yeah. Perfect 10! Pic 2: Oooh! Makes me want to field dress her cat, if you know what I mean, and I think you do, right? Her _pussy_ cat! Pic 3: Uh, yeah, no one here but us rabbits. Nothing to see here. Nosiree. No cats. Pic 2: So, Biden, you think you could introduce me to Gov. Hottie, or what? Pic 1: Sure, just give me 10 minutes. Pic 2: Hey, somebody get my motorcade! Pic 4: Ready to roll, Mr. President! ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/10 "2008-10-05T19:41:30Z")
1. “Jazz hands!” 2. “Look at the hooters on that ch… is this thing on?” 3. When he was alone at home, assured of privacy, Whiskers would dress up in the clothes hidden away where nobody would find them, and sing “I’m So Pretty.” 4. The new Chrysler hybrid offering seemed to lack something as compared to other products. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/11 "2008-10-05T22:17:03Z")
Biden: “Obama said if I could count to ten, I could be his Vice President.” Putin: “Remind me next time not to suck on a lemon before I address the Duma.” Cat: “Thanks a lot. Now I’ll have to smother you while you sleep.” Car atop ox: “And you bought a _Hummer_?” ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/12 "2008-10-05T22:17:56Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > [Picture 1 (Vladimir Putin)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/putin_g8-jul-06-300x216.jpg) “I see London, I see France, I see Sarah’s governance!” ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/13 "2008-10-06T16:51:31Z")
[Picture 1 (Joe Biden)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/joe_biden-300x225.jpg) Stop! In the name of loooooooove… [Picture 1 (Vladimir Putin)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/putin_g8-jul-06-300x216.jpg) Miraculously, Vladimir Putin finished the last of his spaghetti, without ever getting sauce on his lips or shirt. [Picture 3 (funny cat)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funny-cat.jpg) At last! The real cause of the Feline-Human War of 2013 [Picture 4 (funny vehicle)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funny-car-pictures-26.jpg) “Ivan, you know what they say: He who smelt it, dealt it!” ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/14 "2008-10-06T20:50:19Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > I don’t know if anyone has ever done a caption challenge and search hates me. So here goes. > > **Make up a funny caption for any or all of the pictures.** > > [Picture 1 (Joe Biden)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/joe_biden-300x225.jpg) > > I got your moose right here. You betcha! > [Picture 1 (Vladimir Putin)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/putin_g8-jul-06-300x216.jpg) > > “Whistle while you Oppress” > > [Picture 3 (funny cat)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funny-cat.jpg) > > When you fall asleep, you will pay! > > [Picture 4 (funny vehicle)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funny-car-pictures-26.jpg) > > Why yes, it is a hybrid. I submitted these without seeing any of the other responses, so I don’t know if any of these are repeates. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/15 "2008-10-06T21:23:20Z")
Picture 3: “I hate you with the withering heat of a thousand suns.” ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/16 "2008-10-07T04:39:44Z")
[Picture 1 (Joe Biden)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/joe_biden-300x225.jpg) “…and that’s when I dropped out of mime school.” [Picture 1 (Vladimir Putin)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/putin_g8-jul-06-300x216.jpg) “Alllllways look on the bright side of life _whistle_” [Picture 3 (funny cat)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funny-cat.jpg) “When they cut off my balls, I said nothing. They switched me to dry food, but I did not complain. They took away my catnip, and still I was silent. But for this, I will destroy them all.” [Picture 4 (funny vehicle)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funny-car-pictures-26.jpg) The US dairy industry’s bailout of Detroit was not an unqualified success. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/17 "2008-10-07T13:32:56Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Pic 1: Hey Palin-- honk honk! > Pic 2: Ooh, Joe, did you just do what I think you did? I gotta say, every time I’ve reared my head over Alaska, I’ve wanted to do that! So…are they real? > Pic 1: Shit yeah. Perfect 10! > Pic 2: Oooh! Makes me want to field dress her cat, if you know what I mean, and I think you do, right? Her _pussy_ cat! > Pic 3: Uh, yeah, no one here but us rabbits. Nothing to see here. Nosiree. No cats. > Pic 2: So, Biden, you think you could introduce me to Gov. Hottie, or what? > Pic 1: Sure, just give me 10 minutes. > Pic 2: Hey, somebody get my motorcade! > Pic 4: Ready to roll, Mr. President! You win. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/18 "2008-10-08T05:33:47Z")
Picture 1 (Joe Biden) “Read my palms! No new taxes!” ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/19 "2008-10-08T06:18:51Z")
Pic 1: “Yeah. but where did the lighter fluid come from? Hmmm?” (Oh dear god, someone please get this!) Pic 3: Mouse hunting camouflage. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/20 "2008-10-08T17:45:35Z")
1: Okay, he’s no Junior Birdman. 2: You know how to whistle, don’t you? 3: Quack! Quack! (NEXT!) Auditions for this year’s Cadbury Egg bunny went poorly. 4: Early tests of the Malaysian military’s EMP resistance went well. Sadly, performance against live fire from conventional weapons indicated a need for further research. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490.md?page=2)