# Caption this! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 4, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490 "2008-10-04T23:18:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/21 "2008-10-08T20:07:34Z")
My all-purpose caption (which certainly works here): “Who’s farted?!” ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/22 "2008-10-10T03:46:43Z")
Putin: [I was Kaiser Bill’s batman!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQQ5sEOhbjQ) (Youtube link) ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/23 "2008-10-10T04:16:17Z")
1. “Really, anything with ‘jazz hands’.” 2. When McCain looked into his eyes, he saw the letters ‘K’, ‘G’, and ‘B’. Still unsatisfied, the Senator is seeing what letters appear when he looks up the Prime Minister’s ass. 3. How to annoy your cat when the battery in your laser pointer goes dead, you have 6 hours to kill and a lot of spare yarn. 4. The all new, 2009 Ford Bovine™. Sporting anti-lock hooves, manual 'steer’ing and 1 Ox-Power. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/24 "2008-10-10T12:49:07Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Pic 1: Hey Palin-- honk honk! > Pic 2: Ooh, Joe, did you just do what I think you did? I gotta say, every time I’ve reared my head over Alaska, I’ve wanted to do that! So…are they real? > Pic 1: Shit yeah. Perfect 10! > Pic 2: Oooh! Makes me want to field dress her cat, if you know what I mean, and I think you do, right? Her _pussy_ cat! > Pic 3: Uh, yeah, no one here but us rabbits. Nothing to see here. Nosiree. No cats. > Pic 2: So, Biden, you think you could introduce me to Gov. Hottie, or what? > Pic 1: Sure, just give me 10 minutes. > Pic 2: Hey, somebody get my motorcade! > Pic 4: Ready to roll, Mr. President! > [@twickster](#): > > You win. I concur ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/25 "2008-10-10T13:34:14Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > I don’t know if anyone has ever done a caption challenge and search hates me. So here goes. > > **Make up a funny caption for any or all of the pictures.** > > [Picture 1 (Joe Biden)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/joe_biden-300x225.jpg) > > [Picture 1 (Vladimir Putin)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/putin_g8-jul-06-300x216.jpg) > > [Picture 3 (funny cat)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funny-cat.jpg) > > [Picture 4 (funny vehicle)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funny-car-pictures-26.jpg) If we get elected, you agree to let him have an “accident” so I can be Prez. $10K, that’s my final offer. Putin does a tribute to the late Paul Newman by duplicating the egg eating contest. I always match my accessories to the color of my eyes. Amish technology? Isn’t that an oxymoron? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/26 "2008-10-10T15:39:59Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Biden: “Obama said if I could count to ten, I could be his Vice President.” You beat me to it. I was going to say “Elect me. I can count to this many.” ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/27 "2008-10-10T16:17:41Z")
More photos, if anyone wants new inspiration: [Picture 5 (kid in awful outfit)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/scan-me-002-230x300.jpg) [Picture 6 (Barack Obama)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/obama-with-telescope-227x300.jpg) [Picture 7 (Chevy Chase)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/1weupdate.jpg) [Picture 8 (dog)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funny_dog_stuck_in_tree1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/28 "2008-10-10T16:30:28Z")
Picture 5 (kid in awful outfit) Herbie Finkelstein goes undecover as a government agent. Picture 6 (Barack Obama) Barack Obama develops a serious drinking problem. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/29 "2008-10-10T16:44:33Z")
[Picture 5 (kid in awful outfit)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/scan-me-002-230x300.jpg) Who says that the evils of 70s are dead and gone? [Picture 6 (Barack Obama)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/obama-with-telescope-227x300.jpg) “And I can see Elaine Feverchit, in Spoagusa, WA, postponing calling the dentist for her abcessed tooth for another day, because she lacks dental insurance…” [Picture 7 (Chevy Chase)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/1weupdate.jpg) This is what those yellows, browns and oranges in picture #5 were hiding from you. Aren’t you glad you know? [Picture 8 (dog)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funny_dog_stuck_in_tree1.jpg) “You’re never going to let me live this down, are you?” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/30 "2008-10-10T16:47:46Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > More photos, if anyone wants new inspiration: > > [Picture 5 (kid in awful outfit)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/scan-me-002-230x300.jpg) > [Picture 6 (Barack Obama)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/obama-with-telescope-227x300.jpg) > > [Picture 7 (Chevy Chase)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/1weupdate.jpg) > > [Picture 8 (dog)](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funny_dog_stuck_in_tree1.jpg) Picture 6: If I’m not elected President, maybe I can be the next New York State Governor. Picture 7: I’m Naked & You’re Not ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/31 "2008-10-10T17:01:23Z")
Picture 6 (Barack Obama) “BFD. I can see Russia from here, too.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/32 "2008-10-10T18:31:42Z")
1. “Really, Mom, if you’re gonna make me wear this to school, I’d rather you just killed me now.” 2. “You know, if I squint, I can just make out Sarah Palin’s qualifications to be Vice President…” 3. “Lorne Michaels promised me I could have my career back if I did _Weekend Update_ buck naked.” 4. “I _hate_ cats.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/33 "2008-10-10T18:52:56Z")
Picture 8: Sleeping Beauty’s dog really picked the wrong spot for her 100 year nap. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/34 "2008-10-10T19:00:46Z")
1. “Can I feel your breasts, Sarah?.” 2. “Ooh, that’s a bit risque, Joe.” 3. “You know I hate you, don’t you?” 4. New Cowmobile hits Far East highways. 5. “This chameleon camouflage outfit isn’t working.” ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/35 "2008-10-10T19:06:53Z")
Missed edit window! Pah! 1. “I spy, with my little eye…Victory!” 2. “And now for the weather. The heatwave lingers on.” 3. “Well, don’t just stand there! Get me down, you stupid human!” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/36 "2008-10-15T13:38:53Z")
[Dear Gramma, Thank you for the clothes. Mom says hello](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/scan-me-002-230x300.jpg) [Obama owns up to his drinking problem](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/obama-with-telescope-227x300.jpg) [“In other news, there was a sale at The Emperor’s New Clothing Shop”](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/1weupdate.jpg) [I shouldn’t’a had that extra biscuit this morning](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/funny_dog_stuck_in_tree1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490/37 "2008-10-15T13:41:31Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Picture 6 (Barack Obama) > > Barack Obama develops a serious drinking problem. I _ **swear** _ I did not read your post before posting my captions [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caption-this/466490.md?page=1)