# Capybara!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 4, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357 "2001-01-04T04:41:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/1 "2001-01-04T04:41:52Z")

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t minus 7

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**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/2 "2001-01-04T04:43:21Z")

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This is cryptic, and making me unjustifiably paranoid (I have 2 e-mail addresses as “capybara@. . .”).  
Aieee!

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/3 "2001-01-04T04:45:01Z")

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world

zoo

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/4 "2001-01-04T04:46:20Z")

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k?

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/5 "2001-01-04T04:50:17Z")

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6.3

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/6 "2001-01-04T05:34:49Z")

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Have you guys been watching Zaboomafoo?

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**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/7 "2001-01-04T05:36:39Z")

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Oh! Oh! is it 4.2 yet??? pleeeeeeease can i stay up till 0???

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/8 "2001-01-04T05:39:11Z")

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Capybara does not live in the old gum tree, eating all the gumdrops he can see. STOP, Capybara. STop, Capybara. You’re a rodent youdontliveina TREE!!!

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/9 "2001-01-04T06:01:30Z")

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I don’t get it! What am I missing here?

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/10 "2001-01-04T06:02:13Z")

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6.7

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**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/11 "2001-01-04T06:28:20Z")

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Did you know that the Capybara is classifyed as a Fish in the Eyes of the Catholic church? Something to do with not eating red meat on fridays. I guess they all got tired of eating pork and fish, and suposedly Capybaras taste like tri-tip.

Just another example of the worthless trivia that has a home in my expansive mind.

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**Author:** ![Erroneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71c47a/32.png) [@Erroneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erroneous)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/12 "2001-01-04T10:10:20Z")

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I like capybaras.

Pfft, those Catholics. How could they even consider eating something [this cute?](http://www.rzu2u.com/jpg/capyb1.jpg) I’m going to petition the pope.

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**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/13 "2001-01-04T11:44:53Z")

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When I first saw the title I thought it said

Crappy Bra.

I’m seeking professional help

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**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/14 "2001-01-04T13:25:32Z")

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At the Capy, Capybara/ The hottest spot north of Havana.  
Here at the Capy, Capybara/ Music and fashion were always in fashion at the Capy… Don’t fall in love.

(sorry Barry. Actually, I ain’t sorry.)

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**Author:** ![scratch1300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@scratch1300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch1300)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/15 "2001-01-04T15:56:49Z")

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Uh oh. I think **oldscratch** is going to suggest someone get ass-fucked by a leprous one again…

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/16 "2001-01-04T17:17:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by spritle \*  
> \*\*At the Capy, Capybara/ The hottest spot north of Havana.  
> Here at the Capy, Capybara/ Music and fashion were always in fashion at the Capy… Don’t fall in love.
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> (sorry Barry. Actually, I ain’t sorry.) \*\*

[nitpick]

It’s “music and **passion** were always the fashion…”

[/nitpick]

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/17 "2001-01-04T18:00:22Z")

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It’s ok. I live with him and I have no clue what he’s talking about.

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**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/18 "2001-01-04T18:08:50Z")

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**Blessed** , That’s what I typed! oh. oops.:o

Actually, I’m kind of suprised that YOU knew this!!! (and admitted it 🙂 )

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**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/19 "2001-01-04T18:12:27Z")

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**M.K.** ,

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/20 "2001-01-04T21:41:11Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by spritle \*  
> \*\ ***Blessed** , That’s what I typed! oh. oops.:o
> 
> Actually, I’m kind of suprised that YOU knew this!!! (and admitted it 🙂 ) \*\*

Well, I may as well come out of the closet here as anywhere else…My first concert was Barry Manilow, and I still (26 years later) have some residual fondness for the cheesy bastard.

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