# Capybara!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 4, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357 "2001-01-04T04:41:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/21 "2001-01-04T22:30:19Z")

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Am I the only one who thinks immediately of Speak, the Tick’s “dog” when I see the word “capybara”?

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**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/22 "2001-01-04T23:05:11Z")

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No Sir, indeed you are not.

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**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/23 "2001-01-04T23:14:25Z")

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Kaboom!

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**Author:** ![ThreeLeggedBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ThreeLeggedBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThreeLeggedBob)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/24 "2001-01-05T01:34:29Z")

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The one and only time I ever saw a capybara was at the Tucson zoo. It was asleep. A giant, sleeping mouse. Not particularly cute, just a giant, sleeping mouse.

Oldscratch, I still don’t get it.

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/25 "2001-01-05T05:39:48Z")

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Rodents Rodents everywhere, and not a drop to drink

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**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/26 "2001-01-05T10:28:50Z")

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another dead animal I can tell people to go felch when they piss me off…

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**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/27 "2001-01-05T16:07:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Upham \*  
> \*\*No Sir, indeed you are not. \*\*

Ma’am.

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**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/28 "2001-01-05T18:29:01Z")

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…it’s not just for breakfast any more…

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/29 "2001-01-05T18:36:38Z")

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**Oldie** : “Hmmm, I think I’ll pick a random topic and start a thread about it. Maybe put some mumbo-jumbo in the OP and see if it flies.”

:two days later:

“Yep, 26 posts, confirms my suspicions! What a bunch of losers!”

:tomorrow:

“Next random topic: Care and cleaning of anal beads!”

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**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/30 "2001-01-05T20:46:22Z")

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Are good eatin!!! MMM BBQ, Roasted, fried, or just raw!!! Nothing beats Capybara!

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/31 "2001-01-05T22:49:28Z")

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I woke up one morning with fresh capybara tracks in the sand all around the tent.

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/32 "2001-01-05T22:52:55Z")

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Gundy-

That was the reason I looked at this thread. I thought we’d be discussing The Tick. SPOOOOOOOOOON

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**Author:** ![AETBOND417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@AETBOND417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AETBOND417)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/33 "2001-01-06T05:05:00Z")

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My dog looks like a thin capybara. Yeah.

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/34 "2001-01-06T05:43:07Z")

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Hahahaha… **Sue** , you _so_ have him pegged!

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**Author:** ![beerman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85e7bf/32.png) [@beerman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beerman)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/35 "2001-01-07T09:00:17Z")

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Gundy,Shay519  
you stole my hijack  
the first thing i thought of was The Tick (Speak,and SPOOOOOOOOON!!!)  
Damn where is Arthur?  
or even the sewer urchin(oh yeah this is bad)

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/capybara/48357/36 "2001-01-07T09:57:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by oldscratch \*  
> \*\*Rodents Rodents everywhere, and not a drop to drink \*\*

Speaking of drinking…

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