# Car names that you can drive on

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 14, 2019, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533 "2019-06-14T23:52:53Z")\
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**Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533/41 "2019-06-15T17:37:27Z")

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GMC Terrain

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**Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533/42 "2019-06-15T17:39:37Z")

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I’m pretty sure you could drive a Ford on Harrison Ford. He’s 76 and I imagine he isn’t as fast as he used to be.

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**Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533/43 "2019-06-15T20:55:00Z")

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A Land Rover and a Range Rover can rove on land and a range respectively.

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**Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533/44 "2019-06-15T21:07:22Z")

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I Fit neatly in my Honda.

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**Post date:** [June 23, 2019, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533/45 "2019-06-23T00:04:27Z")

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Some older Chevy models

Corsica  
Captiva  
Biscayne  
Chevelle Laguna  
Delray

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**Post date:** [June 23, 2019, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533/46 "2019-06-23T00:10:05Z")

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You could drive your [Kia Telluride](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kia_Telluride) on your [ski trip to Colorado](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telluride,_Colorado).

For that matter, you could take your [Chevy Colorado](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_Colorado) to Colorado.

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**Post date:** [June 23, 2019, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533/47 "2019-06-23T01:26:45Z")

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I guess you could drive a Lincoln Versailles in Versailles.

A Lincoln or Mercury Capri on Capri.

Mercury Monterey or Montego.

A Rolls-Royce Corniche on a generic corniche or the road Doha, Qatar.

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**Post date:** [June 23, 2019, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533/48 "2019-06-23T02:01:54Z")

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I can drive my Porsche 356 on…  
[ol]  
[/ol][ul]  
[li]Texas State Highway 356, for only 6 miles, in Irving TX[/li][li]Arkansas Highway 356, for only 11 miles, from Bee Branch to Quitman[/li][li]County Road 356, also known as Fred George Road, in northwestern Tallahassee, Florida[/li][li]Georgia State Route 356[/li][li]Indiana State Road 356[/li][li]Kentucky Route 356[/li][li]Ohio State Route 356[/li][li]Pennsylvania Route 356[/li][li]Tennessee State Route 356[/li][li]Virginia State Route 356[/li][/ul]

😃

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**Post date:** [June 23, 2019, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533/49 "2019-06-23T11:45:42Z")

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Kia Rio  
Subaru Tribeca  
Oldsmobile Calais

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**Post date:** [June 23, 2019, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533/50 "2019-06-23T12:57:04Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I’m pretty sure you could drive a Ford on Harrison Ford. He’s 76 and I imagine he isn’t as fast as he used to be.

If you want to drive a Ford Prefect on Ford Prefect, you’d have to go after one of the portrayers, e.g., David Dixon or Mos Def. If really desperate, then one of the fellows who did him on radio or stage.

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**Post date:** [June 23, 2019, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533/51 "2019-06-23T14:27:28Z")

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Canyonero

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**Post date:** [June 23, 2019, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533/52 "2019-06-23T16:18:02Z")

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Olds 442

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**Post date:** [June 23, 2019, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533/53 "2019-06-23T17:17:08Z")

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You can drive on el camino, if you’re speaking Spanish.

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**Post date:** [June 23, 2019, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533/54 "2019-06-23T18:06:39Z")

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I tried to drive my town car to the country but it disintegrated the moment it left town.

I voyaged in my Voyager. My kids watched Star Trek Voyager in my Voyager.

Driving the Zephyr and Sirocco was a breeze.

I tried to drive a Rogue, but it went wild, then began absorbing other cars’ gas.

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**Post date:** [June 23, 2019, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533/55 "2019-06-23T20:56:36Z")

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In Australia you could drive a [Monaro](https://www.google.com/search?q=holden+monaro+1969&client=firefox-b-d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjvoImzvoDjAhWMXSsKHR1uCEEQ_AUIECgB&biw=1025&bih=491#imgrc=UGyohuEBwnHamM:) car on the Monaro Highway in NSW. Strangely though, the car and highway are pronounced differently despite the same spelling.

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**Post date:** [June 23, 2019, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533/56 "2019-06-23T21:44:58Z")

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I once rented a Chevy Cavalier, which I treated as no big deal…

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533/57 "2019-06-24T00:02:40Z")

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We once had a very low mileage Equinox …

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533/58 "2019-06-24T02:19:52Z")

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GMC Acadia  
Pontiac Catalina, Bonneville and Parisienne  
Ford Capri  
Kaiser Manhattan

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533/59 "2019-06-24T02:23:19Z")

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There are [various places](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_enclaves_and_exclaves) you could drive your [Buick Enclave](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buick_Enclave).

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/car-names-that-you-can-drive-on/835533/60 "2019-06-24T03:43:24Z")

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Honorable mention goes to riding my [Super Tenere](https://www.yamahasupertenere.com/index.php?attachments/1555950524456-png.54677/) in the Tenere (desert).

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