# Cargo Largo store has exclusive fentanyl Barbie

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 23, 2026, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cargo-largo-store-has-exclusive-fentanyl-barbie/1028698 "2026-03-23T03:19:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cargo-largo-store-has-exclusive-fentanyl-barbie/1028698/1 "2026-03-23T03:19:14Z")

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> On the morning of Saturday, March 21, Independence police were contacted by [Cargo Largo Security](https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1Gc6yBbxN5/?mibextid=wwXIfr) regarding a suspicious powder in the packaging of a Barbie Doll. After investigating, it was determined that the substance was fentanyl.
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> [IPD worked with Cargo Largo](https://www.independenceks.gov/176/Police-Department) and determined that five compromised units were sold. After hours of searching, all five packages were located.

> **[Police say all Barbies with fentanyl in packaging sold at Independence store...](https://www.kctv5.com/2026/03/21/police-locate-all-barbies-sold-with-contaminated-packaging-independence-store/)**
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> The Independence Police Department said it was alerted by Cargo Largo that the dolls were possibly contaminated with fentanyl before arriving at the store.

Should have been Barbieturates.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cargo-largo-store-has-exclusive-fentanyl-barbie/1028698/2 "2026-03-23T04:08:29Z")

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And we thought Barbie’s drug of choice was [cocaine.](https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/04/human-barbie-influencer-cause-of-death/)\*

\*the family in this case claimed evidence of foul play; “Barbie” was exhumed for a second autopsy.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cargo-largo-store-has-exclusive-fentanyl-barbie/1028698/3 "2026-03-23T04:28:32Z")

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How will Barbie do the opiate lean and sleep standing up in those heels?