# Carly Fiorina announces presidential campaign **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [May 4, 2015, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carly-fiorina-announces-presidential-campaign/719231 "2015-05-04T12:16:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2016, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carly-fiorina-announces-presidential-campaign/719231/161 "2016-01-06T06:36:20Z")
That pander tweet landed on the table like a fully formed fetus, its heart beating, its legs kicking, while everyone in Iowa wondered if she had a brain. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2016, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carly-fiorina-announces-presidential-campaign/719231/162 "2016-01-06T20:28:13Z")
> [@snowthx](#): > > Yeah, and seeing this thread pop just now gave me hope that she made news by dropping out of the race. You’ll know if you hear her say with joy that she is laying off 20% of her staff. That’s the kind of stuff she likes. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carly-fiorina-announces-presidential-campaign/719231/163 "2016-02-10T21:16:36Z")
[Fiorina’s out](http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_GOP_2016_FIORINA?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2016-02-10-15-20-18)![ > [@Carly "The Harpy" Fiorina](#): > > While I suspend my candidacy today, I will continue to travel this country and fight for those Americans who refuse to settle for the way things are and a status quo that no longer works for them. > > I will continue to serve in order to restore citizen government to this great nation so that together we may fulfill our potential. ]([http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US\_GOP\_2016\_FIORINA?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2016-02-10-15-20-18](http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_GOP_2016_FIORINA?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2016-02-10-15-20-18))Good riddance, you lame dipshit. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carly-fiorina-announces-presidential-campaign/719231/164 "2016-02-10T22:43:58Z")
So we never had the chance to see her do for America what she did for HP. Thank God. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carly-fiorina-announces-presidential-campaign/719231/165 "2016-02-10T22:55:13Z")
[Heh.](https://www.facebook.com/tobsbr/photos/a.326141000742270.76238.115468065142899/1059040177452345/?type=3&theater) ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2016, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carly-fiorina-announces-presidential-campaign/719231/166 "2016-02-11T02:01:49Z")
> [@snowthx](#): > > Yeah, and seeing this thread pop just now gave me hope that she made news by dropping out of the race. And this time it’s true! Yay! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2016, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carly-fiorina-announces-presidential-campaign/719231/167 "2016-02-11T03:58:25Z")
You might say her campaign was…aborted! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2016, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carly-fiorina-announces-presidential-campaign/719231/168 "2016-02-11T04:06:24Z")
> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#): > > You might say her campaign was…aborted! And there’s no brain to save. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carly-fiorina-announces-presidential-campaign/719231.md?page=8)