# Carnac the Magnificent game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180 "2004-03-29T22:44:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/41 "2004-03-31T18:06:28Z")
Who did Janet Jackson finger as the prime conspirators in Boobiegate? * * * Envelope: San Dimas High School Football RULES!!! (My apologies, I watched _Bill & Ted_ last night. 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/42 "2004-03-31T18:29:51Z")
Q: What strange quote was found in Socrates’ writings? Envelope: A priest, a rabbi, and a mullah ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/43 "2004-03-31T18:30:24Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > San Dimas High School Football RULES!!! Envelope: Just what did Bill Murray’s character whisper to Scarlett Johansson’s in _Lost in Translation_? Carnac: We’re home even when you’re not. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/44 "2004-03-31T18:50:28Z")
> [@Steelerphan](#): > > Envelope: A priest, a rabbi, and a mullah Should’a been Carnac but… Envelope = Is this a joke? > [@JuanitaTech](#): > > Carnac: We’re home even when you’re not. Envelope = Why is there never enough tin foil? ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/45 "2004-03-31T18:53:02Z")
D’OH! :eek: Carnac: Who loves ya, baby? ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/46 "2004-03-31T19:36:11Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > D’OH! :eek: > > Carnac: Who loves ya, baby? Envelope: What did Eisenhower _really_ say to the assembled Allied forces before the D-Day landings? Carnac: I can get it for you wholesale. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/47 "2004-03-31T19:44:21Z")
> [@Governor Quinn](#): > > Carnac: I can get it for you wholesale. Envelope: Jacque Chirac’s latest communication to North Korea ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/48 "2004-03-31T19:46:29Z")
Hey, I got 100 posts! [does shimmy dance] . . . . . . [stops, looks around, crawls up in corner] ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/49 "2004-03-31T19:47:42Z")
> [@](#): > > Guaranteed to start an argument within 10 posts Kirk vs. Picard in Cafe Society. * * * Yellow, brown, orange and white. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/50 "2004-03-31T21:23:08Z")
I knew I forgot something…again. Thanks for the bail-out there, **Tentacle Monster**. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/51 "2004-03-31T23:12:10Z")
Oops! Sorry for screwing up the format, **nocturnal\_tick.** I was a big Carson fan, staying up almost every night to catch the “bit” and Carnac was my favorite, so much so that I named my prized D&D character after him. Let’s try this again. > [@](#): > > Yellow, brown, orange and white. Envelope: What colors are Chester the Cheetah’s underwear? Carnac: Igloo. (Points for the original Carnac envelope.) ---
**Author:** ![Interrobang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/interrobang/32/17463_2.png) [@Interrobang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Interrobang)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/52 "2004-03-31T23:31:25Z")
> [@Steelerphan](#): > > Carnac: Igloo. Envelope: Who is Igbud’s partner? Carnac: Caffeine-free root beer. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/53 "2004-04-01T01:29:38Z")
> [@Steelerphan](#): > > Carnac: Igloo. (Points for the original Carnac envelope.) Wasn’t it “What do you use to fix a broken ig?” In response to the answer offered by **Interrobang!?** , the best I can come up with is “What kind of alcoholic beverage is distilled from caffeine-free roots?” Carnac: _The Fast and the Furious_. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/54 "2004-04-01T03:59:28Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > Carnac: _The Fast and the Furious_. Envelope: The guy during sex, and the woman after sex. Carnac: Stop, Drop and Roll. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/55 "2004-04-01T04:30:21Z")
What’s the name of that new drive through coffee and danish place? (original Carnac) Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/56 "2004-04-01T05:16:42Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > What’s the name of that new drive through coffee and danish place? > > (original Carnac) Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. Envelope: How does Charlton Heston say Grace? * * * Carnac: Once bitten, twice shy. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/57 "2004-04-01T11:45:56Z")
> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#): > > Carnac: Once bitten, twice shy. Envelope: How does Governor Schwarzenegger like his interns? Carnac: Tony Blair and a mongoose. ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/58 "2004-04-01T13:42:26Z")
Envelope: Name a snake charmer and a snake harmer. Carnac: Shareholder \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* long pause \*\*_**snicker Envelope: Where the plastic surgeon keeps the extra Cher parts. EdHOHOHOHOHO - ooooOOOhh Yeah!**_ Carnac: James Brown, Whitney Houston & Courtney Love. ---
**Author:** ![Interrobang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/interrobang/32/17463_2.png) [@Interrobang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Interrobang)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/59 "2004-04-01T21:43:49Z")
> [@meek](#): > > Carnac: James Brown, Whitney Houston & Courtney Love. Envelope: Proof that not all dopers are outstanding intellects. Carnac: They got a pepper bar. ---
**Author:** ![ChordedZither](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9c0ed/32.png) [@ChordedZither](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChordedZither)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/60 "2004-04-02T14:18:09Z")
> [@Interrobang!?](#): > > Envelope: Proof that not all dopers are outstanding intellects. > > Carnac: They got a pepper bar. Envelope: Why were the children crying after opening up their halloween candy? Carnac: From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180.md?page=4)