# Carnac the Magnificent game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180 "2004-03-29T22:44:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/61 "2004-04-02T15:06:10Z")
> [@ChordedZither](#): > > Envelope: Why were the children crying after opening up their halloween candy? > Carnac: From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli Envelope: Where are you certain to find tattoo parlors and strip clubs? * * * Carnac: Yes, no and maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/62 "2004-04-02T15:13:35Z")
> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#): > > Envelope: Where are you certain to find tattoo parlors and strip clubs? > > * * * > > Carnac: Yes, no and maybe. Envelop: What is Senator Kerry’s position on campaign finance reform? Carnac: Two peas in a pod. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/63 "2004-04-02T15:16:27Z")
> [@Libertarian](#): > > Envelop: What is Senator Kerry’s position on campaign finance reform? > > Carnac: Two peas in a pod. 😃 I was SO hoping someone would give that answer! Sorry, I don’t have a funny answer so… Carnac: Two peas in a pod. ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/64 "2004-04-02T16:35:24Z")
> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#): > > 😃 I was SO hoping someone would give that answer! Sorry, I don’t have a funny answer so… > > Carnac: Two peas in a pod. A hooked on phonics dropout filling out a job application to a pod factory. Carnac: Whither thou goest… ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/65 "2004-04-02T16:39:15Z")
> [@Greenback](#): > > Carnac: Whither thou goest… Envelope: How does Shakespeare do dirty talk? Carnac: 37 and a half ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/66 "2004-04-02T16:49:17Z")
> [@Tentacle Monster](#): > > Yellow, brown, orange and white. How does **lieu** sort his underwear? * * * Carnac: George Bush, George Foreman, and George Jetson. – Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/67 "2004-04-02T16:54:30Z")
Sorry, I messed that up. > [@](#): > > Carnac: 37 and a half. What is the population of Jeffrey Dahmer’s apartment building? * * * Carnac: George Bush, George Foreman, and George Jetson. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/68 "2004-04-02T16:59:26Z")
Envelope: What does an optimist call a bottle of Heinz 57 Sauce that’s about two-thirds full? How’d **Shodan** sneak in here? TWICE ! ! Crap. I can’t think of a good answer, so I’ll have to pass. (above was for **nocturnal\_tick** ’s 37½) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/69 "2004-04-02T17:28:24Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > Carnac: George Bush, George Foreman, and George Jetson. ## Envelope: Name three cartoon characters. Carnac: Redmond, Washington. ---
**Author:** ![Interrobang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/interrobang/32/17463_2.png) [@Interrobang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Interrobang)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/70 "2004-04-02T17:48:32Z")
> [@Jeff Olsen](#): > > Carnac: Redmond, Washington. America’s premier Gated community. Envelope: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/71 "2004-04-02T17:51:13Z")
> [@Jeff Olsen](#): > > ## Envelope: Name three cartoon characters. > > Carnac: Redmond, Washington. What do you call a Native American cleaning an elephant? Envelope: Mama Mia ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/72 "2004-04-02T18:36:25Z")
> [@](#): > > Envelope: Mama Mia The real envelope: “What usually precedes “That’sa spicy meatball!”” Envelope: Long, hard, and wet. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/73 "2004-04-02T18:39:10Z")
…and I should know better than to say anything… it should read- Carnac: Long, hard, and wet. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/74 "2004-04-02T19:17:56Z")
How would you describe the Titanic’s voyage? Carnac: The O’Franken Factor ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/75 "2004-04-02T19:42:00Z")
What is Ireland’s top talk show for mad scientists? Carnac: Texas Hold 'em. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/76 "2004-04-02T19:48:24Z")
What method does the Wonderbra employ to increase clevage? Carnac: The Library at Alexandria ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/77 "2004-04-02T21:04:36Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > What method does the Wonderbra employ to increase clevage? > Carnac: The Library at Alexandria Where’s the best place to download kiddy porn on a free computer? Carnac: The Democratic candidates in the 2004 primary. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/78 "2004-04-02T22:07:48Z")
> [@Interrobang!?](#): > > Envelope: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Carnac: What was the name of the failed _Family Affair_ spinoff? Envelope still unopened: The Democratic candidates in the 2004 primary. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Llama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@The\_Llama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Llama)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/79 "2004-04-02T22:31:47Z")
Who were the director’s original choice for the movie Dumb and Dumber Carnac: Jay Leno, Dave Letterman, and Joan Rivers ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/80 "2004-04-03T04:35:57Z")
Envelope: Name three comics who aren’t on the same exalted level as Johnny Carson. Carnac: Shrinky-dink. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180.md?page=5)