# Carnac the Magnificent game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 29, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180 "2004-03-29T22:44:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Just\_Happy\_to\_Be\_Here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b3f665/32.png) [@Just\_Happy\_to\_Be\_Here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Happy_to_Be_Here)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/141 "2004-04-13T14:45:55Z")

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Envelope: Who do the Renaissance woman suspect of leaving the lid up on the chamber pot?

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Carnac: Dick Gephardt

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**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/142 "2004-04-13T15:00:25Z")

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## Envelope: What perennial vegetable from Missouri sells out in Iowa every four years?

Carnac: Two in the bush.

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**Author:** ![ChordedZither](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9c0ed/32.png) [@ChordedZither](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChordedZither)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/143 "2004-04-13T15:22:43Z")

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> [@Jurph](#):
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> ## Envelope: What perennial vegetable from Missouri sells out in Iowa every four years?
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> Carnac: Two in the bush.

Envelope: How many kidneys will you find behind the desk in the Oval Office?  
Carnac: Arbor Day

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**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnac-the-magnificent-game/237180/144 "2004-04-13T18:55:04Z")

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Envelope: What did they call Doris Day’s tree-hugging uncle?  
Time to recycle another _Tonight Show_ original:  
Carnac: Zip-a-de-doo-dah!

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