# CarnalK is a fucking coward for not starting a thread to whine about the word 'whine'
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [May 5, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195 "2008-05-05T21:32:36Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Polerius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polerius)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195/1 "2008-05-05T21:32:36Z")
[As requested](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9766279&postcount=335)
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### Author:  [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2008, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195/2 "2008-05-05T21:37:15Z")
Seeing as your name is neither **hawthorne** nor **CarnalK** I must ask why do you give a fuck?
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### Author:  [@Polerius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polerius)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195/3 "2008-05-05T21:43:47Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]
Seeing as your name is neither **hawthorne** nor **CarnalK** I must ask why do you give a fuck?
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I must ask why do you give a fuck whether I give a fuck?
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### Author:  [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195/4 "2008-05-05T21:48:17Z")
Damn, a guy just wants to be helpful… 😉
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### Author:  [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2008, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195/5 "2008-05-05T21:55:06Z")
You know, **CarnalK** can be called a lot of things but “coward” just isn’t one of them.
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### Author:  [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2008, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195/6 "2008-05-05T21:56:47Z")
[QUOTE=Polerius]
I must ask why do you give a fuck whether I give a fuck?
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Because I wanted to know if you were just a meddling busybody sticking his nose in where it doesn’t belong or if you had an actual reason for starting this thread.
I have my answer.
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### Author:  [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2008, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195/7 "2008-05-05T22:14:38Z")
[QUOTE=El Cid Viscoso]
You know, **CarnalK** can be called a lot of things but “coward” just isn’t one of them.
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I have no whether he is a coward or not, but posting on page 6 of a thread to complain about the moderation of a thread in an entirely different forum is so lame as to be rightfully called chickenshit.
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### Author:  [@Polerius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polerius)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2008, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195/8 "2008-05-05T22:23:20Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]
Because I wanted to know if you were just a meddling busybody sticking his nose in where it doesn’t belong or if you had an actual reason for starting this thread.
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How do you know I have no “actual reason”?
Whether I have one or not, what do you care? Don’t your questions make you a meddling busybody sticking his nose in where it doesn’t belong?
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### Author:  [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195/9 "2008-05-05T22:24:12Z")
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]
I have no whether he is a coward or not, but posting on page 6 of a thread to complain about the moderation of a thread in an entirely different forum is so lame as to be rightfully called chickenshit.
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Well all right then. Maybe he didn’t (as I didn’t wrt the Dead Horse – Pitting NBC thread) see the need for an entirely new OP. As I recall there was a lot of mod saturation in the whine hijack. Why not work it out there among all the bad puns and thread detritus?
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### Author:  [@Polerius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polerius)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2008, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195/10 "2008-05-05T22:29:47Z")
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]
I have no whether he is a coward or not, but posting on page 6 of a thread to complain about the moderation of a thread in an entirely different forum is so lame as to be rightfully called chickenshit.
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Exactly.
I initially wanted to phrase it
"CarnalK is a fucking **asshole** for not starting a thread to whine about the word ‘whine’ "
but I wanted to keep the title more in line with what the asshole had requested would be the title of the thread to which he would spew his mindless chickenshit drivel, to help keep other threads free of that stupid topic he seems so interested in.
(I really have no idea what the “discussion” is about. I briefly caught glimpses of the word “whine”, and some complaints about the mods, but since it had fuck all to do with the thread that it was in, I skipped the entire asinine exchange.)
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### Author:  [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2008, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195/11 "2008-05-05T22:37:00Z")
[QUOTE=Polerius]
I must ask why do you give a fuck whether I give a fuck?
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I just wanted to note that I don’t give a fuck about why **Q.E.D.** gives a fuck regarding the status of your giving a fuck or not.
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### Author:  [@Polerius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polerius)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2008, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195/12 "2008-05-05T22:46:11Z")
[QUOTE=Antinor01]
I just wanted to note that I don’t give a fuck about why **Q.E.D.** gives a fuck regarding the status of your giving a fuck or not.
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Nor do I give a fuck that you don’t give a fuck about why **Q.E.D.** gives a fuck regarding the status of my giving a fuck or not.
😃
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### Author:  [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2008, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195/13 "2008-05-05T22:50:08Z")
[QUOTE=Polerius]
Nor do I give a fuck that you don’t give a fuck about why **Q.E.D.** gives a fuck regarding the status of my giving a fuck or not.
😃
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Glad we got that cleared up. 😃
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### Author:  [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2008, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195/14 "2008-05-05T22:51:22Z")
[QUOTE=Polerius]
Nor do I give a fuck that you don’t give a fuck about why **Q.E.D.** gives a fuck regarding the status of my giving a fuck or not.
😃
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I give a fuck. I’m a whore.
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### Author:  [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2008, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195/15 "2008-05-05T22:53:48Z")
Shouldn’t you sell them, then?
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### Author:  [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2008, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195/16 "2008-05-05T22:54:17Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]
Shouldn’t you sell them, then?
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Wouldn’t it really be more of a rental?
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### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195/17 "2008-05-05T22:55:53Z")
And so it was in early May, 2008, that the first infiinite loop thread was conceived. Some scientists suggested that it was a due to an inadvertant addition of methedrine to the hamster’s water bottle, but subseqient investigation revealed that it never exceeded the standard SDMB dosage of 1 gram/hr/hamster. No doubt further theories would have been advanced, had not the resultant turd in the punch bowl of the space-time continuum rendered all such condsiderations moot.
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### Author:  [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2008, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195/18 "2008-05-05T23:00:34Z")
Ah yes we’ve devolved from hookers to Möbius strippers.
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### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2008, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195/19 "2008-05-05T23:07:09Z")
_Mobius Dick_, the story of one man’s obsessive search for the great white whine.
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### Author:  [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2008, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carnalk-is-a-fucking-coward-for-not-starting-a-thread-to-whine-about-the-word-whine/448195/20 "2008-05-05T23:10:53Z")
Well, to be fair, the perspective of that story was a bit one-sided.
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