# Carol Burnett Show- Vincent Price & Boris Karloff performances

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**Created:** [February 13, 2007, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carol-burnett-show-vincent-price-boris-karloff-performances/391991 "2007-02-13T06:30:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
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I know in the late 60s-early 70s on the Carol Burnett show, I saw Boris Karloff once perform “It Was A Very Good Year” (he died in 1969, so it had to predate then), and Vincent Price doing a recitation of “Desiderata aka Child of the Universe”. As amazing as the Net is, I can find no mention of these, much less  
any copies of them. Am I the only person who even remembers these?

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**FriarTed**  
I’m just going by memory here, but I believe on the Red Skelton show in 1969, Boris Karloff and Vincent Price sang “Those Were The Good Old Days” - a song about medieval times, dungeons, that sort of thing. (May have been written specifically for that one performance).

I remember George Burns singing “It Was A Very Good Year” around the early 1970’s but I forget what variety show it was.

And just as a digression here, ever see Dan Rowan perform “It Was A Very Good Year” on “Laugh-In”? Spooky.

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[QUOTE=wolf\_meister]  
**FriarTed**  
I’m just going by memory here, but I believe on the Red Skelton show in 1969, Boris Karloff and Vincent Price sang “Those Were The Good Old Days” - a song about medieval times, dungeons, that sort of thing. (May have been written specifically for that one performance).

I remember George Burns singing “It Was A Very Good Year” around the early 1970’s but I forget what variety show it was.

And just as a digression here, ever see Dan Rowan perform “It Was A Very Good Year” on “Laugh-In”? Spooky.  
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I don’t recall any of those BUT that doesn’t rule out having seen them! I may have a shadow of a recollection about Dan Rowan’s VGY- “spooky” good or “spooky” bad?

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As far as Dan Rowan’s version of “It Was A Very Good Year”, it was _not_ like a William Shatner rendition. Basically, he goes through a series of wars, increasing in rank each time. “When I was 17, I was a private in World War II” and then he talks about Korea, Vietnam and for the final verse (‘but now the days are short’) he says, “I’ve got to go now … they’re playing my song”. That last line is really spooky in the sense that you _knew_ there would be another war sooner or later. Also, Dan Rowan died a long time ago which just adds even more to the eerieness of that sketch, when viewed today. (I saw it on a “Rowan and Martin” NBC special some years ago).

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[QUOTE=wolf\_meister]  
**FriarTed**  
I’m just going by memory here, but I believe on the Red Skelton show in 1969, Boris Karloff and Vincent Price sang “Those Were The Good Old Days” - a song about medieval times, dungeons, that sort of thing. (May have been written specifically for that one performance)..  
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You mean:

> [@](#):
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> I see Indians draggin’  
> An empty covered wagon  
> When scalping the settlers was the latest crazew  
> And that glorious morn, Jack the Ripper was born  
> Ha ha ha ha  
> Those were the good old days.

It’s from **Damn Yankees**.

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[QUOTE=FriarTed]  
…I saw Boris Karloff once perform “It Was A Very Good Year” (he died in 1969, so it had to predate then)  
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Think of who you are talking about and ask yourself if that date and your last statement necessarily follow.

(singing) _You are a fluke of the universe.  
You have no right to be here.  
And whether you can hear it or not  
The universe is laughing behind your back._

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**Reality Chuck**  
Forgive my unfamiliarity with that song but having acquired my musical knowledge during the 1960’s garage band heyday, there was no time to study … (ugh) … show tunes.  
Anyway, after 38 years, now I know the origin of that song.

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> [@FriarTed](#):
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> I know in the late 60s-early 70s on the Carol Burnett show, I saw Boris Karloff once perform “It Was A Very Good Year” (he died in 1969, so it had to predate then), and Vincent Price doing a recitation of “Desiderata aka Child of the Universe”. As amazing as the Net is, I can find no mention of these, much less  
> any copies of them. Am I the only person who even remembers these?

I’m reviving this to say I did find verification of Karloff’s “It Was A Very Good Year” on THE JONATHAN WINTERS SHOW and Price’s Desiderata on Burnett. Still no clips however.

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carol-burnett-show-vincent-price-boris-karloff-performances/391991/9 "2010-08-29T00:22:21Z")

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i remember this as well!  
But I kinda think the Desiderata may have been done on the ‘red skelton show’, although not certain.  
I believe I recorded it off the tv and have it on tape somewhere, just have to get a working reel to reel player to locate it!

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> [@jcuski](#):
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> i remember this as well!  
> But I kinda think the Desiderata may have been done on the ‘red skelton show’, although not certain.  
> I believe I recorded it off the tv and have it on tape somewhere, just have to get a working reel to reel player to locate it!

I think that was [Deteriorata,](M:\video\lake\_mich) a spoof on Desiderata (mistakenly credited to “found in an old North Church”), and it was a Lampoon (nee Harvard Lampoon) creation. The text was set to music and is on a Lampoon LP, _Radio Dinner,_ 1972. Whether it was ever on Red Skelton, I don’t know, but I doubt it.

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> [@wolf\_meister](#):
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> **Reality Chuck**  
> Forgive my unfamiliarity with that song but having acquired my musical knowledge during the 1960’s garage band heyday, there was no time to study … (ugh) … show tunes.  
> Anyway, after 38 years, now I know the origin of that song.

[Here’s the song](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zTUiFMFrYU) . . . I can’t find a video of the original, sung by Ray Walston as the devil and Gwen Verdon as Lola.

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Wow - after 3½ years this thread got resurrected?  
Well at least one song was tracked down but it’s too bad that none of those videos could be found.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carol-burnett-show-vincent-price-boris-karloff-performances/391991/13 "2010-08-30T12:20:30Z")

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“Boris Karloff seems like a nice guy when he’s singing and dancing with Red Skelton, but have you ever seen _ **Frankenstein** _? THAT’S the real Boris Karloff.”

-Ralph Kramden
