# Carpet-bomb your neighborhood!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carpet-bomb-your-neighborhood/247558>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 28, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carpet-bomb-your-neighborhood/247558 "2004-05-28T19:20:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carpet-bomb-your-neighborhood/247558/1 "2004-05-28T19:20:07Z")

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OK, not really. But I bet you could with [this bad boy](http://www.scalerchelis.com/forum/index.php?act=ST&f=17&t=2382&s) and a few tweaks.

I am _seriously_ impressed.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carpet-bomb-your-neighborhood/247558/2 "2004-05-28T19:21:51Z")

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Dammit. I meant this for MPSIMS. Can a mod please move?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carpet-bomb-your-neighborhood/247558/3 "2004-05-28T19:39:15Z")

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Now that’s a hobby!

I remember hearing years ago about how someone was killed when they were hit by a model plane. Until seeing that pic I couldn’t understand how that could have happened. Now I know.

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carpet-bomb-your-neighborhood/247558/4 "2004-05-28T22:12:25Z")

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All you need to do is arm it with a “Davy Crockett” nuke, with [this guy](http://www.yojoe.com/action/92/wildbill2.shtml) glued on it.

“I’m gonna get them doors open if it harelips ever’body on Bear Creek!”

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carpet-bomb-your-neighborhood/247558/5 "2004-05-28T23:04:11Z")

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Ya know…if I sucked in my gut a bit, I think that thing could carry me to Vegas for the weekend! 😃

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carpet-bomb-your-neighborhood/247558/6 "2004-05-29T05:21:59Z")

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The thread seems to have been culled, or something.

[Here’s a link to Google’s cached version](http://www.google.ca/search?q=cache:batEMK6Nz7UJ:www.scalerchelis.com/forum/index.php%3Fact%3DST%26f%3D17%26t%3D2382%26s+&hl=en).

That thing is _crazy!_

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**Author:** ![Starguard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Starguard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starguard)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carpet-bomb-your-neighborhood/247558/7 "2004-05-29T07:57:20Z")

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> [@Dewey Cheatem Undhow](#):
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> OK, not really. But I bet you could with [this bad boy](http://www.scalerchelis.com/forum/index.php?act=ST&f=17&t=2382&s) and a few tweaks.
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> I am _seriously_ impressed.

I saw that masterpiece on a CD that was made at an R/C jet rodeo in Texas. That thing really is an eye catcher. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carpet-bomb-your-neighborhood/247558/8 "2004-05-30T01:16:38Z")

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Indiscriminant dropping of shag carpeting on residential areas is a violation of international treaties and common decency.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carpet-bomb-your-neighborhood/247558/9 "2004-05-30T04:08:16Z")

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> [@Dewey Cheatem Undhow](#):
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> Dammit. I meant this for MPSIMS. Can a mod please move?

O.K.

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carpet-bomb-your-neighborhood/247558/10 "2004-05-30T12:01:20Z")

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These guys have way too much time and money on their hands.

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**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carpet-bomb-your-neighborhood/247558/11 "2004-05-30T18:04:52Z")

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Here are some other links [with video](http://www.wren-turbines.com/news.htm) and some [stills](http://www.wren-turbines.com/pictures_planes.htm) (scroll down a bit).

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**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carpet-bomb-your-neighborhood/247558/12 "2004-05-30T18:07:55Z")

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> [@Paul in Saudi](#):
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> These guys have way too much time and money on their hands.

Actaullly the money is up there in the air, just waiting to turn into a very expensive puzzle.
