# Carrie Prejean vs. Larry King \[merged threads\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 12, 2009, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294 "2009-11-12T07:13:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294/181 "2009-11-14T17:58:17Z")

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The line about this not being the totally worst mistake she’d ever made and the masturbation behind the Bible didn’t tip you off? 🙂

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294/182 "2009-11-14T18:00:58Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> The line about this not being the totally worst mistake she’d ever made and the masturbation behind the Bible didn’t tip you off? 🙂

Hindsight is 20/20. Was laughing too hard to listen to what she said…other than the moans that is. 🆒

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294/183 "2009-11-14T20:54:30Z")

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Who do you think wanted the sex tape to be with held? If it is part of a confidentiality agreement, it was on her part and her lawyers trying to salvage her. It is not working.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294/184 "2009-11-14T20:58:00Z")

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I wonder how her book is going to sell. I think even the anti-gay marriage folk are starting to reach for their car keys at this point for fear the tape of her going on a topless shooting spree in a crackhouse is just around the corner.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294/185 "2009-11-14T22:00:08Z")

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> [@RedFury](#):
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> Check out the sex video (censored and SFW as long as you don’t have the speakers on) at the Huffington Post.
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> [**That sex tape of Carrie Prejean no one can get their hands on? It’s right here…**](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/juliet-jeske/carrie-prejeans-sex-tape_b_357595.html)
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> Beyond the hypocresy on display, it’s just plain hilarious. Looks/sounds like a parody of the very beliefs she’s supposedly upholding.

Holy crap!! “Split me like the Red Sea” ? That’s too funny to be real.

And if it _is_ real; she’s ten kinds of batshit crazy!

I have to admit tho’, a roll in the hey with this girl might not be such a bad thing.

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**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294/186 "2009-11-14T23:14:14Z")

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> [@Shakes](#):
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> And if it _is_ real; she’s ten kinds of batshit crazy!

[http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe’s\_Law](http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe's_Law)

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294/187 "2009-11-14T23:24:42Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> She wasn’t asked about the sex tape. There’s no reason a confidentiality agreement would prohibit her from talking about it anyway. It might prohibit Miss California from talking about it, but why would they care if SHE did?

Then that would indicate the lawyer lied, right?

As for your previous reply to me: I still think it unlikely that they just happened to find these tapes after she said something bad. And I don’t put it past them to have not really cared about it until she said something that made them look bad.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294/188 "2009-11-15T04:37:07Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Then that would indicate the lawyer lied, right?

It would indicate that the lawyer is obfuscating and full of shit, that’s correct.

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> As for your previous reply to me: I still think it unlikely that they just happened to find these tapes after she said something bad. And I don’t put it past them to have not really cared about it until she said something that made them look bad.

And your evidence that they already knew about the tapes is what?

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**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294/189 "2009-11-15T16:57:37Z")

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> [@DanBlather](#):
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> I’m glad that we have conservatives who get breast implants, pose naked, and make sex tapes to act as positive role models for our youth so they don’t get influenced by those icky homosexuals.
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> She is also making a very important point about the abuse of the legal system by filing her suits against Trump and the Miss America [del]pageant[/del] scholarship contest.

I hate to nitpick, but Trump owns Miss USA (and the associated Miss Teen USA and Miss Universe), not Miss America. I suppose it could be a distinction without a difference, but…

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294/190 "2009-11-15T22:34:40Z")

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> [@Shakes](#):
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> Holy crap!! “Split me like the Red Sea” ? That’s too funny to be real.

And if it’s that ti…nope, can’t say it, that’s way too TMI for some.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294/191 "2009-11-15T23:02:32Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> It would indicate that the lawyer is obfuscating and full of shit

I call “redundant” on you!

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294/192 "2009-11-15T23:23:26Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Then that would indicate the lawyer lied, right?

Well, he _is_ a lawyer.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294/193 "2009-11-16T03:30:55Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Need I remind everyone again that the hallowed institution that is being sullied throughout this whole ordeal is the Who Gives A Shit About Miss America Contest.

No, a few people still care about the Miss America contest. This the Who Gives A Shit About Miss USA Contest, which is a tiny subset of the former.

> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Check, check… how much makeup is Lenin’s corpse wearing?

[Check for yourself](http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2008/moscow_travel/moscow_lenin_tomb_a.jpg), and factor in that he’s been dead since 1924.

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294/194 "2009-11-16T04:58:18Z")

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I’m surprised that it’s approaching midnight eastern time on Sunday and the tape(s) have yet to be released. How would you like to be Ms. Prejean’s lawyer/advisor?

“Well, Carrie, the tape is coming out soon whether you like it or not. You can either make a million bucks by authorizing it’s release or you can make nothing and be dropped like a hot potato by all the people who have been supporting you and paying your bills for the last six months.”

It’s obvious that her whole Christian conservative persona is a facade. Will she embrace her dark side and just go for the money? Tough call.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294/195 "2009-11-16T05:14:39Z")

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My guess is that she’ll try to find some way to take the payoff but keep it a secret. She’ll take the money and then adopt a stance of “not commenting” on the tapes, or on Vivid.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294/196 "2009-11-16T05:21:29Z")

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My guess is the stances she takes on tape will speak for themselves.

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**Author:** ![WPA-Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WPA-Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WPA-Guy)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294/197 "2009-11-16T17:16:00Z")

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Here’s a link to a letter that Vivid Entertainment has sent: [http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz\_documents/1115\_vivid\_ent\_wm.pdf](http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/1115_vivid_ent_wm.pdf)

According to TMZ: Will she release the video?

> [@](#):
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> Carrie’s mom/rep says, “No, at any price.”

But she has plans to make money elsewhere:

> [@](#):
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> she may sue the Miss Cali pageant, along with its officials, because she believes they leaked the settlement to TMZ

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294/198 "2009-11-16T17:40:55Z")

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> [@DanBlather](#):
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> [http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe’s\_Law](http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe's_Law)

Thanks. That’s a great cite. And true as verified by yours truly.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294/199 "2009-11-17T00:13:48Z")

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If Carrie has sensitive ears she can hear the orchestra striking up the song _Nowadays_ (from CHICAGO- “Ladies and gentlement, Miss Roxie Hart says goodnight…”) but more likely she thinks it’s just the overture.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carrie-prejean-vs-larry-king-merged-threads/517294/200 "2009-11-17T15:11:01Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> So? I mean, who here among us _hasn’t_ exercised the same poor judgment eight times? Do you have any idea how hard is to \*not \*have a public sex tape these days?

I, for one, am very, very disappointed in Ms. Perjean. I believed so much in her, too.

Well, you know what they say: “Fool me seven times, shame on me. Fool me eight or more times, shame on you.”

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