# Cartoon Animals You'd Most Like to Boink? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356 "2001-09-23T17:33:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/1 "2001-09-23T17:33:12Z")
Inspired by **porcupine** ’s post in a **jarbabyj** thread…So who is it? Not a cartoon _human_, but an animated animal that you’d most like to give a pearl flea collar to. No loophole humanoid characters, either. No Wonder Twins, no Flintstones, no Thundarr the Barbarian. His monkey-like sidekick is fair game, though. For me, I guess I’d have to say **Scooby-Dee**. Something about that Southern Belle accent… ---
**Author:** ![Monkeypants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Monkeypants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monkeypants)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/2 "2001-09-23T17:50:26Z")
You seriously need professional help. The Schmoo. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/3 "2001-09-23T17:51:08Z")
You scare me ---
**Author:** ![atypicalcarl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@atypicalcarl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atypicalcarl)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/4 "2001-09-23T18:06:02Z")
You \*\*_do[/do]_ realize that it ain’t a porn theater if you’re the only one there over ten-years-old, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/5 "2001-09-23T18:22:12Z")
Jessica Rabbit. ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/6 "2001-09-23T18:23:27Z")
I don’t care that she’s human, I don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/7 "2001-09-23T18:24:32Z")
Jessica Rabbit, my forbidden love. ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/8 "2001-09-23T18:26:24Z")
Why, oh WHY, can’t you all just accept that a man can love an animated HUMAN, just as well as an animated…ummm…animal? ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/9 "2001-09-23T18:28:27Z")
One man’s desperate struggle to be accepted in a prejudiced world…and to drive up a pitiful post count. ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/10 "2001-09-23T18:36:46Z")
He makes me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/11 "2001-09-23T18:45:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bluesman \* > \*\*Jessica Rabbit, my forbidden love. \*\* I thought **I** was your forbidden love! _pout_ ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/12 "2001-09-23T18:51:16Z")
well, back to the OP… uh… gimme… ummmmm… it’s too hard to choose just one! hows’ about we just have a “disney” orgy and leave it at that? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/13 "2001-09-23T19:16:01Z")
Sweet Polly Purebred ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/14 "2001-09-23T20:10:20Z")
Minerva Mink. Yeeeeeeeeow. ---
**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/15 "2001-09-23T21:07:32Z")
I can’t remember her name, but the bunny-chick from _Space Jam._ I know that she was the one playing basketball, but when she was on screen I dribbled too … 😉 Some of the centaurettes from _Fantasia._ Oh what a ride they’d be! Minerva Mink is another very tasteful choice, though I’d prefer Jessica Rabbit – or Holly Wood. Damn shame the latter two are human and thus beyond the scope of this OP. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/16 "2001-09-23T21:16:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cap’n Crude \* > \*\*I can’t remember her name, but the bunny-chick from _Space Jam._ I know that she was the one playing basketball, but when she was on screen I dribbled too … 😉 > \*\* That would be Lola Bunny. My son had a crush on her. ---
**Author:** ![Syzygy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Syzygy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syzygy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/17 "2001-09-23T21:25:39Z")
Hell, yeah. Lola Bunny’s a fox! Well, OK, she’s a rabbit, but still…Yowza! ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/18 "2001-09-23T21:25:53Z")
Alvin. What a sexy little chipmunk. Girls always dig the lead singers. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Syzygy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Syzygy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syzygy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/19 "2001-09-23T21:29:16Z")
Oh, how could I forget to mention Cheetara from the Thundercats? Meow. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/20 "2001-09-23T21:30:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bluesman \* > \*\*Jessica Rabbit. \*\* Ohhhh yes. Yes yes yes. And while she ain’t an animal either, Bo from Toy Story can come over to play at my house any day of the week. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356.md?page=2)