# Cartoon Animals You'd Most Like to Boink? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356 "2001-09-23T17:33:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/21 "2001-09-24T00:23:50Z")
Does **Ariel** from The Little Mermaid count? She’s half fish… ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/22 "2001-09-24T01:11:09Z")
Minerva Mink. Damn! ---
**Author:** ![SuperNova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SuperNova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNova)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/23 "2001-09-24T01:11:09Z")
What’s her name, from **Rescue Rangers** , the hot girl mouse mechanic… O yeah! **Gadget!** ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/24 "2001-09-24T01:13:51Z")
Oh, I second **Gadget.** ---
**Author:** ![ThunderBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThunderBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThunderBunny)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/25 "2001-09-24T01:21:36Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by SuperNova_ > **Gadget!** You mean Inspector Gadget??? I thought he was human. 😕 But he does have possibilites… “Go go gadget (censored)!” Wheee!!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ThunderBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThunderBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThunderBunny)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/26 "2001-09-24T01:26:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally Posted by Iguana Boy \* > Does **Ariel** from The Little Mermaid count? Fish or no fish, Ariel sure seems underage. Methinks there be laws against that. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/27 "2001-09-24T01:50:59Z")
I am shocked, appalled and seriously offended by this thread. Shame on most of you. Have you no morals? If anyone says **Bambi’s mom** , I swear I’m leaving. Sickos. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/28 "2001-09-24T01:51:32Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by ThunderBunny \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Fish or no fish, Ariel sure seems underage. > > Methinks there be laws against that. \*\* Well, it’s been what, 10 or so years since the film was released? I’m sure she’s gotten, err…older since then. Christ I’m a sad sad man. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/29 "2001-09-24T01:52:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SuperNova \* > \*\*What’s her name, from **Rescue Rangers** , the hot girl mouse mechanic… > > O yeah! > > **Gadget!** \*\* I thought this thread was one I never would post in. Then…I saw **Her** name. :o That’s one hot mousie. Bring back the Disney Afternoons, people! ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/30 "2001-09-24T02:08:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SuperNova \* > \*\*What’s her name, from **Rescue Rangers** , the hot girl mouse mechanic… > > O yeah! > > **Gadget!** \*\* But…she’s 2 inches tall! Despite a series of artwork I’ve seen, I cannot comprehend how a…act between her and a human could work… (BTW, Marle, from Vision of Escaflowne currently gets my vote.) ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/31 "2001-09-24T02:14:14Z")
That pikachu. S/he/it can electroshock me any day RoWWWWR. _wink wink nudge nudge_ ---
**Author:** ![NerdBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@NerdBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NerdBoy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/32 "2001-09-24T02:14:45Z")
I am glad to see that this has not become too perverted. Yet. At least no one has mentioned any of the “Tiny Toons”… ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/33 "2001-09-24T02:16:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NerdBoy \* > \*\*I am glad to see that this has not become too perverted. > Yet. > At least no one has mentioned any of the “Tiny Toons”… \*\* BABS!!! OH man shes one bunny I wouldnt mind doin 5 to 10 for. ---
**Author:** ![NerdBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@NerdBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NerdBoy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/34 "2001-09-24T02:19:24Z")
ahh. Bestaility AND pedophilia… Well, my vote would have to go to Minnie Mouse. Sweet and innocent, she would have _no_ idea what hit her… ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/35 "2001-09-24T02:25:37Z")
The smart squirrel of the **Rescue Rangers** , the one with the fur-lined jacket and cowboy hat. :D&R: ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/36 "2001-09-24T02:36:49Z")
The scariest part is, this [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48813) has been done before. 🙂 I once again re-iterate Pepe LePew, any of the Road Rovers, and Minerva Mink, for variety. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/37 "2001-09-24T02:51:01Z")
Cindi Bear, Yogi’s girlfriend. Talk about scratchs on your back. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/38 "2001-09-24T03:55:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Talkinsquirrel \* > \*\* > BABS!!! OH man shes one bunny I wouldnt mind doin 5 to 10 for. \*\* I second _that_ emotion! Babs Bunny rocks my world! Yeah, yeah, I know, she’s supposed to be, like, twelve or something, but she seems so much _older_… OK. Must stop. Now I’m internally debating the morals of carnal congress with a cartoon rabbit, and it’s her putative _age_ that’s the sticking point? I gotta get out more… ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/39 "2001-09-24T10:46:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LindyHopper \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Talkinsquirrel \* > > \*\* > > BABS!!! OH man shes one bunny I wouldnt mind doin 5 to 10 for. \*\* > > I second _that_ emotion! Babs Bunny rocks my world! > > Yeah, yeah, I know, she’s supposed to be, like, twelve or something, but she seems so much _older_… > > OK. Must stop. Now I’m internally debating the morals of carnal congress with a cartoon rabbit, and it’s her putative _age_ that’s the sticking point? > > I gotta get out more… \*\* OK, for the enemies of pedophilic bestiality, I’ll vote for Maid Marian from Disney’s version of _Robin Hood_ Well, she’s of age, at least. What a … well, fox. ---
**Author:** ![acconav](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f4b2a3/32.png) [@acconav](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/acconav)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/40 "2001-09-24T11:00:41Z")
as a kid, i had a crush on the mouse from “the secret of nimh”. odd, since the character was widowed, wasn’t very sexual, and was voiced by a woman 40 years my senior. yeesh, i was a weird kid… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356.md?page=3)