# Cartoon Animals You'd Most Like to Boink? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356 "2001-09-23T17:33:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![TheThill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheThill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheThill)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/41 "2001-09-24T11:47:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ashtar \* > **The scariest part is, this [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48813) has been done before. 🙂** It’s all very scary, very scary. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/42 "2001-09-24T12:08:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by SuperNova \* > > \*\*What’s her name, from **Rescue Rangers** , the hot girl mouse mechanic… > > > > O yeah! > > > > _Gadget!_ \*\* > > I thought this thread was one I never would post in. > > Then…I saw **Her** name. :o > > That’s one hot mousie. > > Bring back the Disney Afternoons, people! \*\* They’re on Toon Disney about 4 times every weekday. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tengu \* > **But…she’s 2 inches tall! Despite a series of artwork I’ve seen, I cannot comprehend how a…act between her and a human could work…** No problem, just bring back the machine that can do molecular enlarging, just don’t get her wet. 😃 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NerdBoy \* > \*\*I am glad to see that this has not become too perverted. > Yet. > At least no one has mentioned any of the “Tiny Toons”… \*\* As drawn in the series? With the possible exception of “Bunny Heat” Babs, no thanks. I do like some of the adult artwork I’ve seen, especially of Fifi. Funny, of everyone on this list, only Minverva Mink, Jessica Rabbit, and Holli Wood were purposely created to be sexual. Minerva in partuclar pushed the envelope of acceptable toon sexuality and possibly pushed a bit too far for TV. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/43 "2001-09-24T14:06:57Z")
Ariel can’t be _too_ young… She got married to the prince, and that wasn’t just a ‘peck on the lips’ he gave her at the end…! Of course, Disney has this thing about 16-year olds getting married (what’s with that, anyway?), so she’s still too young for me. Minerva Mink, though… RrraaAAar! _Smokin_’, baby! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/44 "2001-09-24T14:33:36Z")
How do you people think up these topics? No, no, don’t answer that. Cartoon animals …um, maybe some of the female characters from _Fritz the Cat_, but I can’t remember their names after all this time. Once, in an idle moment, I contemplated which cartoon character I might like to have a serious relationship with. But the only one I could think of was **Daria**. And then I realized that she would be half my age, and I got very depressed… ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/45 "2001-09-24T17:47:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > **How do you people think up these topics? No, no, don’t answer that.** We just blame those filthy-minded animators for coming up with such yummy designs… 😉 (And if you don’t think the animators indulge in “unshowable” sketches and cartoons, you’re truly naive. 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/46 "2001-09-24T18:06:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by galen ubal \* > **OK, for the enemies of pedophilic bestiality, I’ll vote for Maid Marian from Disney’s version of _Robin Hood_** Mmmmmm… then I get Robin. Yummy! Or Justin, from the Secret of NIMH. Or Sher Kahn (sp?) from Jungle Book. I can’t believe I’m actually coming up with a list… yikes. -BK ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/47 "2001-09-24T18:13:40Z")
Penelope Pitstop from the Wacky Racers. Vroom! Vroom! And, boy, can she work a stick shift… ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/48 "2001-09-26T01:24:57Z")
_ponders_ Perhaps Dodger from _Oliver and Company_. Or Tramp from _Lady and the Tramp_. Or Thomas O’Malley from _The Aristocats_. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/49 "2001-09-26T01:33:38Z")
Is Justin the rat from the Secret of NIMH? If that is correct, I’ll add it to my list. And of course the Tramp. How could I have forgotten him? And Bubster of Tiny Toons too. Thinking about this…maybe even Bugs Bunny…Ok, I will stop now. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/50 "2001-09-26T04:34:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NerdBoy \* > \*\*I am glad to see that this has not become too perverted. > Yet. > At least no one has mentioned any of the “Tiny Toons”… \*\* Buster and Babs Bunny? No relation. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/51 "2001-09-26T06:02:18Z")
The Warner sister, Dot. Sunni Gummi. _(actually I liked Princess Calla, but she ain’t an animal)_ Gadget. I’m sure there are others. A couple of the Gargoyles for example. What about Catwoman? Nah, I guess that’s cheating. There’s a whole subsection of comic book art called ‘Furries’ that is deliberately about sexualised anthropomorphised animal characters. I have a friend who draws like that, actually, though she doesn’t show people her sexy stuff. As it were. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/52 "2001-09-26T06:36:44Z")
Slappy Squirrel. She’s old, but still cute. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/53 "2001-09-26T06:38:10Z")
Oh yeah, and the wife of Goofy’s mean neighbor, I forget her name. ---
**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/54 "2001-09-26T06:59:24Z")
dude, Cheetara, I mean talk about cat scratch fever… ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/55 "2001-09-26T08:28:24Z")
Would I still be in human form? I would choose Ariel too except she is expressly forbidden in the OP so I must delve deeper into the darkest recesses of my being. Why is it so wet and humid in here? Hmm, wow I never would have thought of this but it’s **Sandy Cheeks** from **Spongebob Squarepants**. _shudder_ For you [Lola Bunny](http://www.toonzone.net/comics/covers/lt/lt80.jpg) fans. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/56 "2001-09-26T09:53:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Badtz Maru \* > \*\*Oh yeah, and the wife of Goofy’s mean neighbor, I forget her name. \*\* Peg, wife of Pete. And mother of PJ (Pete Junior) and Pistol(?!?!?!?! I’m sure I have her name wrong. 😛 I MUST.). ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/57 "2001-09-26T10:21:17Z")
Don’t know if this _exactly_ fits the OP, but I always had a thing for [Black Arachnia](http://www.angelfire.com/de/albatros/tf/sblove.html) from Beast Wars. Liked her better in her Transmetal phase, but couldn’t find a pic. Great hooters for a robot spider. (What’s she going to use them for, anyway? Nursing a coffee maker, or something?) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/58 "2001-09-26T12:49:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tengu \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Badtz Maru \* > > \*\*Oh yeah, and the wife of Goofy’s mean neighbor, I forget her name. \*\* > > Peg, wife of Pete. And mother of PJ (Pete Junior) and Pistol(?!?!?!?! I’m sure I have her name wrong. 😛 I MUST.). \*\* The names of Pete’s wife and daughter were taken from his former incarnations. When Pete was created as the nemesis of Mickey, Pluto, et al., he had a fake wooden leg and was called “Peg-Leg Pete.” Later on, Walt added revolvers and “Pistol Pete” was the result. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/59 "2001-09-26T23:54:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock \* > Don’t know if this _exactly_ fits the OP, but I always had a thing for [Black Arachnia](http://www.angelfire.com/de/albatros/tf/sblove.html) from Beast Wars. According to a writers’ panel at one of the annual [BotCon Transformers conventions,](http://www.botcon.com/) the animator who created the first Blackarachnia design was “inspired” by his fellow co-workers, who took him out on a whirlwind tour of local strip clubs, then plunked him down in front of the computer and said “design Blackarachnia.” Hence the _yowsa_ look. (For more robot sex humor, visit my web page, then check the Transformers subpage for the “Trannies”. Every year, fans get asked which character they want to be lovers with. Every year, the answers get weirder and weirder… 😃 ) > [@](#): > > Liked her better in her Transmetal phase, but couldn’t find a pic. No way, bub – can’t stand those garish neon colors. Gimmie the original any day. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/60 "2001-09-27T00:54:36Z")
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