# Cartoon Animals You'd Most Like to Boink?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 23, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356 "2001-09-23T17:33:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/61 "2001-09-27T01:59:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jeff Olsen \*  
> \*\*The names of Pete’s wife and daughter were taken from his former incarnations. When Pete was created as the nemesis of Mickey, Pluto, et al., he had a fake wooden leg and was called “Peg-Leg Pete.” Later on, Walt added revolvers and “Pistol Pete” was the result. \*\*

I did not know that. That’s neat! Clever Disney people.

(BTW, on the Black Arachnia question - I’ve always been fond of her Beast Machines form.)

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/62 "2001-09-27T02:30:58Z")

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GALEN UBAL…

I second the nomination for Maid Marion.

And…

I would love to watch Lola Bunny and Minerva Mink make  
hot cartoon lesbian love…

Another eat-each-other-out session I’d like to see would be  
between Mrs. Brisby from The Secret of NIMH, and Gadget  
from Rescue Rangers.

Let Pepe le Pew go at it with Penelope the cat.

And we can’t forget the Pink Panther…he’ll fuck anything  
and anyone, anytime! (dead ant, dead ant)

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**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/63 "2001-09-27T03:48:20Z")

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> If anyone says Bambi’s mom, I swear I’m leaving. Sickos.

We’ve already covered bestiality and pedophilia. Could necrophilia be next?

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> But…she’s 2 inches tall! Despite a series of artwork I’ve seen, I cannot comprehend how a…act between her and a human could work…

Well, there is one possibility (usually associated with gerbils) but if you don’t know what I’m talking about, you probably don’t want to know. 😉

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/64 "2001-09-27T03:57:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by RoboDude \*  
> \*\*Well, there is one possibility (usually associated with gerbils) but if you don’t know what I’m talking about, you probably don’t want to know. 😉 \*\*

I know who RoboDude really is! He’s Richard Gere!

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**Author:** ![HubZilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/65 "2001-09-27T10:38:46Z")

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Anyone remember that show SWATCATS? That chick was hot! She’s mine.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/66 "2001-09-27T22:51:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by HubZilla \*  
> \*\*Anyone remember that show SWATCATS? That chick was hot! She’s mine. \*\*

Deputy Mayor Callico Briggs, if I take your meaning?  
Search her name on Google. Other people agree with you.

I do, too. :o

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/67 "2001-09-28T13:52:23Z")

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Thought of another toon who exudes sexuality: [Fawn Deer](http://www.geocities.com/marilyn778/fawndeer.htm).

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**Author:** ![Infidel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/839c29/32.png) [@Infidel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infidel)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-animals-youd-most-like-to-boink/83356/68 "2001-09-30T00:39:49Z")

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As far as cartoon animals, I’d like to do that chipmonk with the hook on Rocko’s Modern Life. Also, Lady, of Lady and the Tramp, really turned me on.  
As far as human cartoon characters, I’ve always had the fantasy to do Josie and all her Pussycats. And also Ariel from the Little Mermaid.  
Another one that turned me on was the chick that played Little Red Riding Hood on that Bugs Bunny cartoon.

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