# Cartoon Breasts are Safe Content?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-breasts-are-safe-content/75072>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [August 6, 2001, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-breasts-are-safe-content/75072 "2001-08-06T04:28:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Dave\_Stewart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Dave\_Stewart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave_Stewart)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-breasts-are-safe-content/75072/21 "2001-09-05T05:30:35Z")

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> The moral seems to be that in the Disney universe, at least, you can only have nipples if you’re evil.

Ha! I knew I was evil!

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-breasts-are-safe-content/75072/22 "2001-09-05T06:47:47Z")

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\<\<I waited and waited to make this joke. I hemmed and hawed. It kept me up nights.

So here it is. I’m sure I’ll sleep better now.

“No, but they’re responsible for the tele-ban.”

Note how Ogre convulses with merriment over the small jest he has (belatedly) made.\>\>

Hey, better late than never!

Ranchoth

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-breasts-are-safe-content/75072/23 "2001-10-23T23:01:39Z")

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Note the girls in the Archie comics. Betty, Veronica, Midge, Nancy, Sabrina, and Cheryl, as well as countless unnamed girls, are drawn with big, full bosoms; in one Big Ethel story, there was a short girl jogging in a park–and each of her breasts was way bigger than her head. You’d think if she tried to run (or maybe even walk) she’d tip over. 😃

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