# Cartoon Characters I would to have sex with **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 11, 2001, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509 "2001-01-11T14:06:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bluecrayola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@bluecrayola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecrayola)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/1 "2001-01-11T14:06:57Z")
Come on…admit it…how many of you have thought about a sex with a Saturday morning cartoon character? My top five ani-fucks would be: 1)Melody from Josie & the Pussycats (look at the way she handles those drum sticks too) 2)Cheetara from Thundercats (rawr) 3)Wendy from Superfriends 4)Harley Quinn from the Batman Series 5)Daphne from Scooby Doo ---
**Author:** ![bongo\_bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/58956e/32.png) [@bongo\_bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bongo_bob)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/2 "2001-01-11T14:15:00Z")
I’d definitely make sweet love to the Italian SCi-fi saucepot, Druuna. _Sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/3 "2001-01-11T14:16:45Z")
I don’t see the slightest potential for a debate here, other than the obvious cavil that sex with cartoons is wrong. 🙂 See you in MPSIMS or IMHO when the moderators get to it. - Rick ---
**Author:** ![bluecrayola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@bluecrayola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecrayola)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/4 "2001-01-11T14:32:30Z")
Is sex with an underaged cartoon character wrong? For example…the PowerPuff Girls and Sailor Moon ---
**Author:** ![bongo\_bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/58956e/32.png) [@bongo\_bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bongo_bob)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/5 "2001-01-11T14:38:43Z")
If you’re Catholic then yes, it’s wrong. Thinking about it is as bad as doing it. Is Sailor Moon underage? Could ANYONE seriously get turned on by the Powerpuff Girls?! ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/6 "2001-01-11T14:59:06Z")
Race Bannon from “Johnny Quest” is one hot blond muscle top. He could throw me down any day! [ul] [li]The Incredible Hulk[/li][li]Menage a trois with Batman and Robin[/li][li]Superman, although the Larry Niven story, “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex,” would give me pause[/li][li]Wait for the Invisible Girl to go out shopping, then have a hot orgy with the male members of the Fantastic Four[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![bluecrayola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@bluecrayola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecrayola)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/7 "2001-01-11T15:15:35Z")
Im assuming these are all homosexual encounters (given username). But dont you think the F4 is a bit kinky? a flaming dick, a granite dick, an invisible dick, and an elastic dick. I dont want to know. ---
**Author:** ![tourbot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@tourbot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tourbot)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/8 "2001-01-11T16:06:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bluecrayola \* > \*\*a flaming dick, a granite dick, an invisible dick, and an elastic dick. \*\* An invisible dick? On the invisible woman? Huh?? I guess that makes Mr. Fantastic and the Invisible woman the kinkiest married couple in comics.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/9 "2001-01-11T16:39:16Z")
[Moderator Hat ON] Moving to IMHO. [Moderator Hat OFF] ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/10 "2001-01-11T16:55:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gaudere \* > \*\*[Moderator Hat ON] > > Moving to IMHO. > > [Moderator Hat OFF] \*\* Noooo! This exact topic was done last month! FWIW, Betty Boop. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/11 "2001-01-11T17:05:17Z")
1. Jessica Rabbit 2. Kim Bassinger in Coolworld 3. Wonderwoman ---
**Author:** ![racerx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5e9695/32.png) [@racerx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racerx)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/12 "2001-01-11T17:20:49Z")
ha! i wasn’t here last month, so this is a great topic to me! 1. Racer X 2. Terry McGinnis (Batman Beyond) 3. Bruce Wayne 4. Dr. Freeze that’s probably enough for now. ---
**Author:** ![racerx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5e9695/32.png) [@racerx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racerx)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/13 "2001-01-11T17:24:26Z")
crap! i forgot wolverine. sweet tortured wolverine. and not that new we-copied-the-movie wolverine. old school X-men. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/14 "2001-01-11T17:35:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racerx \* > crap! i forgot wolverine. sweet tortured wolverine. and not that new we-copied-the-movie wolverine. old school X-men. yes, yes yes yes YEESSSS… WOLVIE. good god. I was surprised to find no one else on this thread staking their claim. And as a chick with a proclivity towards pain and hair pulling, a guy with claws is most certainly for me. Oh lord how I longed to be Mariko. jarbaby p.s. I also would bang Archie and Aquaman. Together or separately. ---
**Author:** ![jay-c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@jay-c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jay-c)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/15 "2001-01-11T19:05:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racerx \* > \*\*ha! i wasn’t here last month, so this is a great topic to me! > > 1. Racer X > 2. Terry McGinnis (Batman Beyond) > 3. Bruce Wayne > 4. Dr. Freeze > that’s probably enough for now. > \*\* Not to nitpick, but I think that you meant Mr. Freeze, who is the alter-ego of Dr. Victor Fries. My son’s a Batman fanatic - guess it’s rubbed off. 😃 And for all you fans of the girls of Gotham City, check out this site: [http://www.gothamgirls.com/](http://www.gothamgirls.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/16 "2001-01-11T19:12:00Z")
If you want to know just how kinky your fellow Dopers are, here are the famed cartoon/comic “boink” threads: [Cartoon Characters](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48352) [X-Men](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48756) (includes optional “if you switched from straight to gay or vice versa” answers) [Cartoon Animals!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48813) jarbabyj, Wolverine got a lot of votes; his stiffest competition (PtP) was Nightcrawler. I don’t think Cyclops could even get a mercy-\*\*\*\*. (I wanted Storm. Hell, I still do.) ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/17 "2001-01-11T19:19:34Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Balance \* > jarbabyj, Wolverine got a lot of votes; his stiffest competition (PtP) was Nightcrawler. I don’t think Cyclops could even get a mercy-_\*\*\*. (I wanted Storm. Hell, I still do.) Cyclops is such a frigging do-gooder, dr. doomsday, control freak. I wouldn’t fuck him with Penny Marshall’s dick. Nightcrawler…now I have to think about it. My affinity for all things German puts him HIGH on the list, not to mention his decidedly “limber” body. Although, isn’t he becoming a priest now? But no…NO! Only Wolverine, tearing my clothes off with one snikkt of his shining claws… [homer drooling] ohhh…Wolverineeeee [/homer drooling] jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![racerx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5e9695/32.png) [@racerx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racerx)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/18 "2001-01-11T20:17:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jay-c \* > \*\* > > Not to nitpick, but I think that you meant Mr. Freeze, who is the alter-ego of Dr. Victor Fries. My son’s a Batman fanatic - guess it’s rubbed off. 😃 > > And for all you fans of the girls of Gotham City, check out this site: > [http://www.gothamgirls.com/](http://www.gothamgirls.com/) \*\* thanks for clearing up that mystery. i bought the action figure and knew it was spelled Fries on the package, but then later saw it spelled Freeze. i couldn’t figure out the difference. it’s the man i love though, Dr. Fries. and thanks for the link, Balance. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/19 "2001-01-11T20:52:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bongo\_bob \* > \*\*If you’re Catholic then yes, it’s wrong. Thinking about it is as bad as doing it. Is Sailor Moon underage? Could ANYONE seriously get turned on by the Powerpuff Girls?! \*\* A regular at [PPGWorld.com](http://PPGWorld.com) thought it would be funny to post a fanfic and art of, ah, questionable taste. Let’s just say Blossom helps Bubbles fire her wave motion gun. He was mainly trying to be provacative, but judging from his website, this appears to be something he takes an interest in. Anyway, this twerp got the tar whipped out of him to the tune of fifty responses, but a couple of posters backed him up. Very strange interlude. My response, FTR, was to mystie him mercilessly. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/20 "2001-01-12T00:54:49Z")
I remember a thread just like this a while ago, but what the hell. Most of the Disney male leads are hot. Especially Aladdin. Yummy. 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509.md?page=2)