# Cartoon Characters I would to have sex with **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 11, 2001, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509 "2001-01-11T14:06:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/21 "2001-01-12T01:09:45Z")
It’s bound to happen anyway, and my picks have changed somewhat, so here’re my boinkable anime girls. **Madoka** from Kimagure Orange Road, and all the Love Hina girls except **Kaolla Suu** and **Tama-chan**. ---
**Author:** ![High\_Plains\_Drifter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@High\_Plains\_Drifter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/High_Plains_Drifter)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/22 "2001-01-12T01:24:10Z")
I’d give my right (I need the left one)to debauch Betty from the Archie comics… I’d add Wonder Woman, but i fear that ‘lassoe of truth’ thing she’s got. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/23 "2001-01-12T01:45:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > Nightcrawler…now I have to think about it. My affinity for all things German puts him HIGH on the list, not to mention his decidedly “limber” body. Although, isn’t he becoming a priest now? Don’t forget, Kurt has a prehensile tail! 😉 Hypergirl, those links I posted above go to the threads you remember. There are links to pictures in at least the first one, so you can have a look at unfamiliar characters. In keeping with Board policy, none of us posted hentai links, though. ---
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/24 "2001-01-12T01:51:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > > [homer drooling] ohhh…Wolverineeeee [/homer drooling] > \*\* Oh, dear God! I now have this evil image of Homer and Wolverine together. Make it stop make it stop MAKE IT STOP!! ::whimpering:: ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/25 "2001-01-12T02:23:34Z")
I’d do Rogue. She’s not jailbait anymore, right. And I’d use an extra strength Trojan to keep her from absorbing my superpowers (many of which are sexual, as it happens). ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/26 "2001-01-12T03:51:30Z")
Everyone knows who I would (well, if you’ve ever met me), any non-meant-to-be-ugly anime girl 😃 ---
**Author:** ![woolly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ebca7d/32.png) [@woolly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woolly)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/27 "2001-01-12T03:52:20Z")
**Jessica Rabbit** “No bad, just drawn that way” … woo hoo. OK, pezpunk you were first, but can I have the video when you finish? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/28 "2001-01-12T04:26:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Balance \* > **Don’t forget, Kurt has a prehensile tail! 😉** I thought I was the one with the obsession about his prehensile tail… ---
**Author:** ![AtomicDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@AtomicDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AtomicDog)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/29 "2001-01-12T04:36:23Z")
Catwoman. I’ve just got a thing for bad girls. (My son doesn’t know I just watch Pokemon with him to drool over Jessie.) ---
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Phoenix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Dragon\_Phoenix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/30 "2001-01-12T06:29:41Z")
Betty Rubble… ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/31 "2001-01-12T06:32:50Z")
Supergirl. Saw the episode of Superman with her in it today, and she has PERFECT breasts… ---
**Author:** ![King\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7bcc69/32.png) [@King\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/King_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/32 "2001-01-12T07:43:46Z")
**High Plains Drifter** I’ll take Veronica. We are not including fantasy characters like Red Sonja, right? [WOW](http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/9078/) ---
**Author:** ![ricksummon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ricksummon/32/3333_2.png) [@ricksummon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricksummon)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/33 "2001-01-12T09:12:56Z")
No question, folks – the girl of my dreams is **Nabiki Tendo** from Ranma 1/2. Why? Well, I know this sounds lame, but I love her for her mind. I mean, just think about it. She’s a Japanese woman who wants to get into the business world. Of course, in Japan, a woman has less than a snowball’s chance in Hell of doing that. Now, Nabiki could probably go to another country and become a businesswoman, but she won’t, because she’s Japanese and proud of it. If she can’t get in the front door, she’ll just have to sneak in the back way. That’s the reason she’s always doing all those sneaky, underhanded business deals; not because she’s dishonest, but because it’s the only way she can be taken seriously. Of course, being that she is a Ranma 1/2 character, Nabiki seems to be overlooking the obvious solution to her problem. She could just go to Jusenkyo and jump into the Spring of Drowned Man, thus allowing herself to become a man while attending board meetings and still allowing her to be a woman on her off-hours. Then, once she’s taken over the entire Japanese economy, she can reveal herself as a woman and watch all of her competitors have heart attacks from the shock. ---
**Author:** ![bluecrayola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@bluecrayola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecrayola)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/34 "2001-01-12T09:26:24Z")
Have you ever seen an ugly female in anime?? No. All of them boinkable – they should be excluded from the list. Disney girls are hot, too. mmmmm…the Little Mermaid…I wouldnt mind a tumble in the coral bed with her. (Why do we “pop a rod-n-reel” over mermaids?) jarbabyj - Interesting choice in men. Archie and Aquaman in the same breath…an awkward freckle faced frat boy (probably a virgin) and the amphibious blonde beach bum… Taking this one step further…which characters are relationsip material and which are just one night boinks (and back to the cel)? ---
**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/35 "2001-01-12T14:46:52Z")
33 posts and not one lovely lady has mentioned the **Great Gazoo**!!?? ---
**Author:** ![bluecrayola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@bluecrayola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecrayola)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/36 "2001-01-12T15:08:20Z")
while Gazoo was quite the amusing little alien…he was one annoying mofo…and I believe he was gay… ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/37 "2001-01-12T15:15:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bluecrayola \* > > jarbabyj - Interesting choice in men. Archie and Aquaman in the same breath…an awkward freckle faced frat boy (probably a virgin) and the amphibious blonde beach bum… Both of them are relatively “good boys” with nice bodies, in desperate need of corrupting. One night with me and Archie Andrews would be in the hospital. > [@](#): > > Don’t forget, Kurt has a prehensile tail! Kurt…can be second in my all night X-Men gang bang, with Cable in the starting position and Wolverine closing the whole thing down. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/38 "2001-01-12T15:19:53Z")
I used to know this girl, like 8 years ago, that was madly in love with Aladdin. It was creepy…she was beyond being funny, she really wanted to marry the guy! It took us 2 months to convince her that he wasn’t a real person. As for boinkable, I’m totally for the classics. Batman, Superman, and Spiderman. I could definitely use some superpowered men :)LOL, when Beauty and the Beast first came out, I totally wanted Belle. I think that was my first bi exerience…I’ve moved on from her though. Jessica Rabbit’s one hot bunny!! As for relationships…Eric from the Little Mermaid was hot, AND he went to all that trouble to save Ariel. He’d be a real catch. And Barney Rubble made a good father, but he wasn’t really my type. Too short. And they say cartoons are for kids!!! ---
**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/39 "2001-01-12T15:36:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bluecrayola \* > \*\*while Gazoo was quite the amusing little alien…he was one annoying mofo…and I believe he was gay… \*\* Apparently you’ve never seen the movie _The Flintbones_! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/40 "2001-01-12T16:22:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pezpunk \* > \*\*2. Kim Bassinger in Coolworld > \*\* The best thing about doing Holly Would from Coolworld is that she becomes real afterward. So go to bed with Holly Would, wake up with Kim Bassinger. What a deal! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509.md?page=3)