# Cartoon Characters I would to have sex with **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 11, 2001, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509 "2001-01-11T14:06:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/41 "2001-01-12T16:28:28Z")
I’ll say what I say every time this topic comes up–Trent from Daria. ---
**Author:** ![bluecrayola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@bluecrayola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecrayola)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/42 "2001-01-12T16:49:38Z")
ThisYearsGirl…love your screen name! And actually…I would do Daria too…her wit gives me a chubby LOL ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/43 "2001-01-12T17:19:22Z")
Even though this thread is more played out than slap bracelets…I have to say I caught Thundercats before work the other day and it brought back a strong childhood sexual fixation with **Cheetara**. That is one-fine-piece-of-ace. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/44 "2001-01-13T00:50:24Z")
Got to go with Xanatos, from Gargoyles. He’s beyond rich, he’s masterful(read that as “ruthless as hell”), and he’s good looking. ---
**Author:** ![mechanichik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@mechanichik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mechanichik)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/45 "2001-01-13T01:45:43Z")
**speaking as racinchikki** Wolverine. Yep. Yep. Yep. I’d sleep with Speed Racer just to get him to marry me just so I could divorce him just so I could get the Mach 5… other than that, I think he was a pansy. Goofy… he reminds me of Elliott Sadler… Any of the Ronin Warriors, except the one that eats all the time. Especially Rowan. **Speaking as mechanichik** Goofy… same reason as racin put. That one Smurf who wanted go out with Smurfette. I forget his name. Not the foppish one. The white guy from NASCAR Racers. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/46 "2001-01-13T02:01:12Z")
I’ll say it again, Marge Simpson. At least I’ve seen her naked, and she looks pretty good ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/47 "2001-01-13T04:20:27Z")
Ariel (Little Mermaid) easy #1 Other Disney: Jasmine (Alladin) Meg (Hercules) Sailor Moon Daria (and her sister) Jane Lane ---
**Author:** ![Short](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Short](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Short)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/48 "2001-01-13T04:23:25Z")
Where the devil is Smeghead… As any Red Dwarf fan knows, the answer is Wilma Flinstone. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dragon Phoenix \* > \*\*Betty Rubble… \*\* “I would go with Betty, but I’d be thinking of Wilma…” -Cat, in Body Swap (?) ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Armageddon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/858c86/32.png) [@Mister\_Armageddon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Armageddon)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/49 "2001-01-13T07:14:41Z")
Number 1 on the list- Definitely Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo. Tenchi is absolutely insane for not wanting to go after her, but I guess there was that whole thing about her trying to kill him and all. Still, once her homicidal tendencies are taken care of, we’d probably make a great couple. And side benefits would include having Ryo Oh-ki as a pet and the greatest scientist in the universe as a mother in law. Other picks include: Sailor Jupiter: athletic, a great cook, and she’s friends with a bunch of other hot babes. A great combination, wouldn’t you say? Elisa Maza from Gargoyles, a total badass who looks great in a tight pair of jeans. Plus, she’s a cop, so I bet she knows what to do with a pair of handcuffs… Asuka Langley Sohryu from Neon Genesis Evangelion: definite one night stand. I would NOT want to have a relationship with that psycho under any circumstances, but she seems like she’d be fun in small doses. Android #19 from Dragonball Z…er, assuming she’s capable of it, anyway. Harley Quinn from Batman, mainly because she’s just too damn cute not to like. Plus, I like girls with a twisted sense of humor to match my own. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/50 "2001-01-13T07:38:58Z")
Batman. Oh yes, oh yes, oh yesssssss… Men with tools and money and big square shoulders…mmmm Wolverine. Claws, attitude, yummy. Need I say more? ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/51 "2001-01-13T09:12:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mister Armageddon \* > **Android #19 from Dragonball Z…er, assuming she’s capable of it, anyway.** Yeah, that she is. She gets married to Kuririn (Krillen, whatever), actually. I think they wished her human or something. And Mister A, may I just say that you seem to have a thing for psychos… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/52 "2001-01-13T18:08:51Z")
Trent Lane… mmm. Not relationship material, but oh so doable. All of the male members of the Justice Society. Starting with a nice helping of Sand. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/53 "2001-01-13T20:07:04Z")
Thanks for the links, Balance, but you forgot to link the [one I started](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=21020), which IIRC, was the first one. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Armageddon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/858c86/32.png) [@Mister\_Armageddon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Armageddon)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/54 "2001-01-15T06:21:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Originally posted by KKBattousai \*\* > > Yeah, that she is. She gets married to Kuririn (Krillen, whatever), actually. I think they wished her human or something. And Mister A, may I just say that you seem to have a thing for psychos… 🙂 \*\* Heh, true. I figure I ought to pick good matches for my personality, anyway. 🙂 Oh, and I just noticed that I should have listed Android 18 instead of Android 19. I can never keep all those numbers straight for some reason. ---
**Author:** ![Randy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2acd7d/32.png) [@Randy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/55 "2001-01-15T07:28:31Z")
All I can say is, you people have entirely too much time on your hands. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/56 "2001-01-15T17:16:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by weirddave \* > Thanks for the links, Balance, but you forgot to link the [one I started](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=21020), which IIRC, was the first one. Sorry, Oh Weird One, I missed that one; I just linked the “Boink” threads, from the recent surge thereof. 🙂 Mr. Armageddon’s got good taste. I can’t believe that I forgot Elisa Maza (Baker, just go chase Frakes–he looks just like his characer, or did, and you might be able to talk him into a little “roleplaying”). Ryoko was my first pick in one of these threads, and if I were to pick a woman from DBZ, it’s be the android. ---
**Author:** ![A\_girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@A\_girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_girl)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509/57 "2001-01-15T17:17:13Z")
Bruce Wayne/Batman - except Mrs. Wayne would probably kick my @$$… hahaha…yeah, he’s married now, it’s a well-kept secret. Anyhoo, Any of the Disney princes. Except Eric from Little Mermaid. He’s too stupid. The rest of them may seem lame and white-bread, but I bet once you get them in the bedroom and learn them a little, they really open up! Evil Queen from Snow White is someone I really look up too. Style and class… she just got a little carried away over the beauty thing. Maleficent is cool too. Love that suit with the horns, that thing was great! A girl [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-i-would-to-have-sex-with/49509.md?page=2)