# Cartoon characters you do (or did) have the hots for **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 20, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460 "2005-03-20T20:05:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/1 "2005-03-20T20:05:58Z")
Self-explanatory, so I’ll start: As a kid: Trixie - _Speed Racer_ Young Adult: Jessica Rabbit - _Who Framed Roger Rabbit?_ ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/2 "2005-03-20T20:10:04Z")
Josie and her various Pussycats. ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/3 "2005-03-20T20:21:02Z")
Velma. Way better than Daphne. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/4 "2005-03-20T20:21:48Z")
Someone – anyone – feel free to link to the 57 earlier incarnations of this thread. ---
**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/5 "2005-03-20T20:39:56Z")
My bad, Uke - didn’t look before I leaped. ---
**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/6 "2005-03-20T20:51:37Z")
I came here just to mention Speed Racer’s girlfriend, Trixie ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/7 "2005-03-20T21:00:37Z")
I harbor a secret lust for Cornfed Pig, from _Duckman_. That smooth, mellow voice. That languid stare. That immense intellect. Not to mention the prospect of a corkscrew-shaped… oh, never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/8 "2005-03-20T21:01:17Z")
No sweat, good buddy. We can never have too many “Sex with Cute Cartoon Characters” threads for _my_ taste. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/9 "2005-03-20T21:14:48Z")
Daisy Mae from Lil’ Abner. I always had my doubts about Abner, as much as he rain from her - she is smokin’ hot! ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/10 "2005-03-20T21:26:29Z")
Gadget Hackwrench, from _Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers_. What can I say, I’ve always liked nerds. And I’m not sure if anime ought to count (it seems to make things a little too easy), but if so, Kagero from _Jubei Ninpocho_ (probably misspelled on both counts) deserves a mention. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/11 "2005-03-20T21:36:08Z")
_Doonesbury_’s J.J. Especially in her East Village performance-artist years. [sub]Hey, no one said they had to be _animated_ cartoon characters.)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/12 "2005-03-20T21:37:44Z")
[sub]As I was saying:[/sub] _Doonesbury_’s J.J. Especially in her East Village performance-artist years. [sub]Hey, no one said they had to be _animated_ cartoon characters.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![DataZak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@DataZak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DataZak)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/13 "2005-03-21T00:10:09Z")
Jane Jetson, when I was a kid. Now, it’s Raven from the Teen Titans. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/14 "2005-03-21T00:12:29Z")
Amy. Wong. ---
**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/15 "2005-03-21T00:26:28Z")
[April O’Neal](http://perso.wanadoo.fr/tortueman/boiteapril88.JPG) from **Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles**. Asskickingly delicious! ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/16 "2005-03-21T00:30:47Z")
There were times when, as I watched _Futurama_, I found Dr. Zoidberg to be really darling. But I’m not sure I would want to spawn with him. Talk about a bad case of the crabs. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/17 "2005-03-21T00:46:12Z")
At my age I’m ashamed to admit it, but, Xanatos, from _Gargoyles_. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/18 "2005-03-21T00:49:57Z")
The Baroness. Raven, from _Teen Titans_ R. Dorothy Waynewright, from _Big O_ Faye Valentine, from _Cowboy Bebop_ ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/19 "2005-03-21T01:34:31Z")
[Elastigirl](http://www.animatedheroines.com/Elastigirl.html), baby. Hubba-hubba. ---
**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/20 "2005-03-21T01:34:05Z")
An oldie but a goodie. 🙂 Dimitri from _Anastasia_ (anyone know if John Cusack did his own singing? Whoof! _fans self_) Gaston from _Beauty and the Beast_ would be fun to date for about a month. James Hiller from the PBS children’s show _Liberty’s Kids_ (shut up! I babysit! :)) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460.md?page=2)