# Cartoon characters you do (or did) have the hots for

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 20, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460 "2005-03-20T20:05:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/41 "2005-03-21T14:21:02Z")

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> [@Hamish](#):
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> There’s surprisingly little animé content so far.
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> Shuichi Shindou, _Gravitation_

I think you have a counterintuitive law there: “Things subjected to _Gravitation_ go **up**!” 😃

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/42 "2005-03-21T15:05:34Z")

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> [@Nicodemus2004](#):
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> HaHaHahahaha. I LOL’d for 5 minutes. Thanks  
> I kinda like that chick in “Cool World”. Don’t remember the name. Just like a man, huh?

Yes, good one. Holly Would or Holly Wood or something like that. Kim Bassinger - yum.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/43 "2005-03-21T15:06:43Z")

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AH! [Lynn Minmei!](http://www.thewolfcountry.com/anime-central/Robotech/Pix/Minmei/Minmei-Signed.jpg)

When I think of her, I get all Twitterpated! 😃

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**Author:** ![Terrorcotta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@Terrorcotta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrorcotta)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/44 "2005-03-21T15:20:46Z")

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Vampire Hunter D! Whooooooo hooooooo!!! Hubba hubba!

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/45 "2005-03-21T15:35:42Z")

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> [@Terrorcotta](#):
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> Vampire Hunter D! Whooooooo hooooooo!!! Hubba hubba!

You date D, I’ll take Doris. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Terrorcotta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@Terrorcotta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrorcotta)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/46 "2005-03-21T15:46:02Z")

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> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
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> You date D, I’ll take Doris. 🙂

But, have you **seen** the chest on Leila???

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**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/47 "2005-03-21T17:10:41Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> [Elastigirl](http://www.animatedheroines.com/Elastigirl.html), baby. Hubba-hubba.

I’m not sure I should admit this or not, but [violet](http://www.cinematicwallpaper.com/wallpaper-animated/The-Incredibles-pictures-7.htm) really does something for me.

Thus begins my reputation as a dirty old man.

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**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/48 "2005-03-21T17:19:27Z")

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> [@Terrorcotta](#):
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> But, have you **seen** the chest on Leila???

\*\*Danger! Possibly offensive! \*\*

Why, [yes](http://www.humorbg.com/Karikaturi/MEN&WOMEN/about%20women/futurama.jpg) I have.

\*\*Danger! Possibly offensive! \*\*

Thus continues my lecherous reputation.

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**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/49 "2005-03-21T17:29:04Z")

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Hm. I could see myself dating Future Trunks, and being really good friends with Goku.

Most other guys I find myself attracted to fall into the “hot, but it wouldn’t really work out” category. (Like, say, Legato from _Trigun_. Total bishonen, tragic as anything, but he’d probably kill me on our first encounter. _sighs wistfully_)

But if I could put them all into a looney bin run by me… 😃

**Hello** , nurse. _eyebrow wiggle_

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/50 "2005-03-21T19:03:58Z")

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Edda, from _9 Chickweed Lane_. I think she’s supposed to be 18 by now…

And, by the same artist, Pibgorn. I know she’s legal - I think she said she’s something like 453 years old.

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**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/51 "2005-03-21T19:59:29Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> It took 14 posts?

And 51 (from someone who hasn’t seen a cartoon in a dog’s age) to mention [Aeon Flux](http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Aeon_Flux_17.JPG) from the old MTV Liquid Television series.

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**Author:** ![borschevsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@borschevsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/borschevsky)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/52 "2005-03-21T20:02:13Z")

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> [@DirkGntly](#):
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> Jessica Rabbit

She has to be the #1 pick here. When I saw the picture of Heidi Klum dressed as J.R. I think I almost had a heart attack.

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/53 "2005-03-21T20:46:13Z")

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> [@Beware of Doug](#):
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> _Doonesbury_’s J.J. Especially in her East Village performance-artist years.
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> [sub]Hey, no one said they had to be _animated_ cartoon characters.)[/sub]

Hmmph. Mike’s first wife has got nothing on wife’s second wife, **Kim Rosenthal**. Geek love rocks!

Although it’s a little freaky that I’ve read the strips from when she was an orphaned infant who loved hamburger jingles…

Also:  
**Princess Jasmine** , **Belle** and **Ariel**

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/54 "2005-03-22T02:22:23Z")

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As for the real **matt\_mcl** :

Cho Hakkai from _Gensou Maden Saiyuki_  
The Boshi brothers, singly or in bunches, from _Fushigi Yuugi_  
Aburatsubo from _Maho Tsuki Tai_ (love the femme boys!)  
Several of the assorted bishies from _Kare Kano_

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**Author:** ![Pazu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pazu/32/15522_2.png) [@Pazu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pazu)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/55 "2005-03-22T02:36:39Z")

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Yomiko Readman from _R.O.D_.

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/56 "2005-03-22T08:58:46Z")

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Hogarth’s mum from _The Iron Giant_.

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**Author:** ![Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d9b06d/32.png) [@Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichini_Sanshigo)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/57 "2005-03-22T09:29:33Z")

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I’m ashamed to admit it, but I alway thought Bruce Wayne from the Batman animated series of the 90s was hot. And even though they were teenage mutant ninja turtles and not humans, Leonardo from the original series had a voice that you could die for. I hoped that when I was older I would date someone with a voice like that. So far, no luck. ☹

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**Author:** ![Terrorcotta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@Terrorcotta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrorcotta)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/58 "2005-03-22T12:45:38Z")

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> [@matt\_mcl](#):
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> As for the real **matt\_mcl** :
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> Cho Hakkai from _Gensou Maden Saiyuki_

Oh yeah! Gimme some of that Sanzo action anytime!!

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/59 "2005-03-22T12:57:03Z")

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[Princess Allura from Voltron (CLICK)](http://www.voltron.8m.com/Allura.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Hamish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a5b964/32.png) [@Hamish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamish)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-characters-you-do-or-did-have-the-hots-for/295460/60 "2005-03-22T13:28:11Z")

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> [@Polycarp](#):
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> I think you have a counterintuitive law there: “Things subjected to _Gravitation_ go **up**!” 😃

:eek: 😃

(It’s a marvellous series. Like _Queer as Folk_ as a cartoon, but more sentimental.)

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