# Cartoon MILFs **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 12, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132 "2007-11-12T15:17:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Resistance\_is\_Character-Formin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@Resistance\_is\_Character-Formin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Resistance_is_Character-Formin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/1 "2007-11-12T15:17:15Z")
Animators like to draw hot moms. Sometime’s they aren’t drawn to be attractive, but they are anyway. What are some of your favorite animated MILFs? I’m going to ask that we concentrate on Western animation, or else we’ll get sidetracked by people saying “I know she looks like she’s 6, but actually she’s a 5000 year old scientist who’s the mother of a genetically engineered assassin” and that just makes me queasy. 1. Lois Griffin from _Family Guy_ - yeah, she’s got a big nose, and an annoying voice, but there’s just something about Lois that does it for me. Last night’s episode was especially hot. 2. Rosa Santos from _Maya & Miguel_ - this lovely Latina brightens my mornings of watching PBS Kids with the little ones (as does Miss Lori, but she’s not animated). Honorable mention goes to Abuelita, who’s not bad herself and probably falls into GILF territory. 3. Betty Rubble from _The Flintstones_ - some people prefer Wilma, but they’re crazy. Betty is pure sex in cartoon cavewoman form. 4. Marge Simpson from _The Simpsons_ - I personally don’t see it, but I know a lot of people do, and since the show’s so popular she deserves to be on the list. 5. Francine Smith from _American Dad_ - I hesitated putting her on the list, but I’m not sure why. She’s definitely hot for a cartoon character, but something about her puts me off. ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/2 "2007-11-12T15:41:56Z")
Ann Possible was hawt. ---
**Author:** ![Resistance\_is\_Character-Formin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@Resistance\_is\_Character-Formin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Resistance_is_Character-Formin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/3 "2007-11-12T15:47:00Z")
[QUOTE=squeegee] Ann Possible was hawt. [/QUOTE] Aw yeah, I can’t believe I forgot the Possible family! ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/4 "2007-11-12T15:57:30Z")
Have you guys actually looked at Dagwood’s wife Blondie? She’d definitely pass the elbow test. ---
**Author:** ![Hint\_Kt\_x\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hint\_Kt\_x\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hint_Kt_x_P)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/5 "2007-11-12T16:00:24Z")
If you think Lois Griffin and Marge Simpson are hot, you must really have the hots for Ethel from I Love Lucy 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Resistance\_is\_Character-Formin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@Resistance\_is\_Character-Formin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Resistance_is_Character-Formin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/6 "2007-11-12T16:04:46Z")
[QUOTE=zoid] Have you guys actually looked at Dagwood’s wife Blondie? She’d definitely pass the elbow test. [/QUOTE] She’s a special case, she did not start out as a mother, but as a stereotypical hot flapper chick. ---
**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/7 "2007-11-12T16:06:51Z")
Dora the Explorer’s mommy is yummy. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/8 "2007-11-12T16:06:58Z")
A cartoon show on PBS that Michaela and I watched for a couple of years, called **George Shrinks** , had a very fetching depiction of George’s mom. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/9 "2007-11-12T16:08:36Z")
Granny from the Sylvester and Tweety shorts is a stone cold fox. ---
**Author:** ![Resistance\_is\_Character-Formin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@Resistance\_is\_Character-Formin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Resistance_is_Character-Formin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/10 "2007-11-12T16:10:59Z")
[QUOTE=Hint: Kt x P] If you think Lois Griffin and Marge Simpson are hot, you must really have the hots for Ethel from I Love Lucy 😃 [/QUOTE] I don’t think Ethel was a mother. The actress playing her was a very attractive lady, though. [http://www.leatherockhotel.com/VivianVance.htm](http://www.leatherockhotel.com/VivianVance.htm) ---
**Author:** ![I\_m\_No\_Saint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/977dab/32.png) [@I\_m\_No\_Saint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_m_No_Saint)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/11 "2007-11-12T16:21:27Z")
You’re all SICK! SICK, I tell you! …I second Lois Griffen and will add Sue Storm from the old Fantastic Four cartoon. ---
**Author:** ![Ferd\_Burfel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@Ferd\_Burfel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferd_Burfel)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/12 "2007-11-12T16:25:43Z")
I gotta go Betty Rubble…although Ann Margrock would get a vote also. And, Jane Jetson. :::rrrowww!! ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/13 "2007-11-12T16:28:24Z")
Blondie is hot. But Daisey Mae is smokin’ Of course almost all of the Dogpatch women were hot. ---
**Author:** ![Hint\_Kt\_x\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hint\_Kt\_x\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hint_Kt_x_P)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/14 "2007-11-12T16:30:32Z")
Mammy Yokum is the hottest of that batch. At least in her world, where she’s had a few rich handsome suitors. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/15 "2007-11-12T16:33:11Z")
Blondie Oh Mama! ---
**Author:** ![Resistance\_is\_Character-Formin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@Resistance\_is\_Character-Formin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Resistance_is_Character-Formin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/16 "2007-11-12T16:33:22Z")
Can we get this back on track? I’m seeing a lot of non-mothers being posted. Some of them may have become mothers eventually, but in most cases I don’t feel like they count (i.e. I wouldn’t call Mary Jane from Spiderman a MILF even though she did eventually have a child). ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/17 "2007-11-12T16:51:03Z")
Mrs. Incredible / Elastigirl ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/18 "2007-11-12T17:12:36Z")
[QUOTE=Darth Sensitive] Mrs. Incredible / Elastigirl [/QUOTE] Indeed. It’s also worth noting that Marge Simpson is one of the few animated women to appear on the cover of Maxim (her husband, Homer, also appeared on a cover, but he’s not a mom, so he doesn’t count). > [@Resistance is Character-Formin](#): > > I’m going to ask that we concentrate on Western animation, or else we’ll get sidetracked by people saying “I know she looks like she’s 6, but actually she’s a 5000 year old scientist who’s the mother of a genetically engineered assassin” and that just makes me queasy. Heh, Washu from the Tenchi shows? ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/19 "2007-11-12T17:19:09Z")
[Previous thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=239948&highlight=cartoon+mother) ---
**Author:** ![Resistance\_is\_Character-Formin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@Resistance\_is\_Character-Formin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Resistance_is_Character-Formin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/20 "2007-11-12T17:23:02Z")
[QUOTE=squeegee] [Previous thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=239948&highlight=cartoon+mother) [/QUOTE] It’s been more than 3.5 years since anyone posted to that thread, I think it’s time for a new one! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132.md?page=2)