# Cartoon MILFs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 12, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132 "2007-11-12T15:17:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/21 "2007-11-12T17:25:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Resistance is Character-Formin]  
It’s been more than 3.5 years since anyone posted to that thread, I think it’s time for a new one!  
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Sadly, I voted for Dora the Explorer’s mommy in that one, too.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/22 "2007-11-12T17:33:35Z")

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Calvin’s Mom was good looking.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/23 "2007-11-12T17:40:38Z")

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Dexter’s Mom.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/24 "2007-11-12T17:46:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Resistance is Character-Formin]

> [@squeegee](#):
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> Ann Possible was hawt.

Aw yeah, I can’t believe I forgot the Possible family!  
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Oh yeah! I’ll third Doctor Possible. Definitely in CMILF territory. She’s voiced by [Jean Smart](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005443/) - even hotter! And now that I know she has a first name - hotter still!!

**Mama Zappa** , who watches the Kim Possible even less than I do, was confused when I mentioned my crush on Dr. Possible. I had to explain that the Dad is **Professor** Possible (Ph.D.) and the Mom is **Doctor** Possible (M.D.). No, hun, my lust for cartoon people is strictly hetero.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/25 "2007-11-12T17:46:34Z")

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… has got it going on…

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**Author:** ![Malvert\_P.Redd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Malvert\_P.Redd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malvert_P.Redd)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/26 "2007-11-12T18:31:37Z")

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Thel from The Family Circus. I still remember that one panel when she was in a bikini. Hawt.

Dennis the Menace’s mom. I wouldn’t kick that out of bed.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/27 "2007-11-12T18:40:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Malvert P. Redd]  
Thel from The Family Circus. I still remember that one panel when she was in a bikini. Hawt.  
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I’ve heard rumors she’s a sperm-burping gutter slut.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/28 "2007-11-12T18:40:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Malvert P. Redd]  
Thel from The Family Circus. I still remember that one panel when she was in a bikini. Hawt.  
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She doesn’t look too bad (especially since her haircut), but the fact that she gives birth to melon-headed demonspawn is a bit off-putting.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/29 "2007-11-12T18:56:54Z")

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[Judy Neutron.](http://www.dnahelix.com/jimmy/jnmov_hugh-judy_kitchen-table.jpg)

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/30 "2007-11-12T19:29:26Z")

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**Beverly Binford**  
_Who?_ I hear you say.

She was the Mom on the Brad Bird/Steven Spielberg caretoon **Family Dog**.

The pictures of her I’ve found on the internet do NOT do her justice. She l;ooked a LOT better than this in the cartoons.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/31 "2007-11-12T19:34:38Z")

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Not a mention yet of [Nancy’s Aunt Fritzi Ritz](http://www.diamondgalleries.com/product_images/1/37225/001_big.jpg)?!

(Mother _figure_, anyway. MFILF.)

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**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/32 "2007-11-12T20:23:11Z")

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[The Scarlet Witch](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:ScarletAvengers149.jpg)  
Although whether or not she is a mother depends on which particular fictional reality you happen to be in.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/33 "2007-11-12T20:33:26Z")

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Well, the Baroness has been a TV cartoon. And in the comic books, she has given birth. She counts.

Mrs X, of _Nickelodeon’s The Xs_.

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**Author:** ![mikeargo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/858c86/32.png) [@mikeargo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikeargo)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/34 "2007-11-12T21:07:42Z")

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I would do Janis, of **Arlo and Janis**. I’m surprised at some of the stuff they get away with - like the time their son comes down to breakfast and asks, “What are you guys smiling about?”

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/35 "2007-11-12T23:01:29Z")

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Lois Griffin, oh yeah !

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/36 "2007-11-12T23:14:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Little Nemo]  
Calvin’s Mom was good looking.  
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I ALWAYS thought Calvin’s mom was cute. Not hot, but cute. Sexy, in an understated, subtle way.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2007, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/37 "2007-11-12T23:52:07Z")

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Ooh! On Disney Channel’s _The Raplacements_, the kids have an exceptionally hot secret agent mom. [Agent K](http://images.digitalmedianet.com/2007/Week_1/zsanzsyt/story/momkids550.jpg).

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**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/38 "2007-11-13T00:29:07Z")

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Joe’s Wife Bonnie, from Family Guy.

Not technically a MILF just yet… But soon, SURELY!!!

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/39 "2007-11-13T00:41:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Typo Knig]  
I had to explain that the Dad is **Professor** Possible (Ph.D.) and the Mom is **Doctor** Possible (M.D.).  
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Aren’t they both referred to as Doctor in the show, though? I’ve only ever heard the distinction made via Ron’s Mr Dr Possible/Mrs Dr Possible. (And is Mr Dr P actually a professor? I don’t remember any reference to him teaching.)

Mrs Dr P is definitely a cutie, though.

Mom Turner (Fairly Odd Parents) always struck me as attractive (in a slightly strange way, I grant).

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**Author:** ![Malvert\_P.Redd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Malvert\_P.Redd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malvert_P.Redd)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/40 "2007-11-13T01:02:44Z")

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[QUOTE=bubastis]  
Joe’s Wife Bonnie, from Family Guy.

Not technically a MILF just yet… But soon, SURELY!!!  
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She counts. They have a college age son.

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