# Cartoon MILFs **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 12, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132 "2007-11-12T15:17:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/41 "2007-11-13T01:38:29Z")
[QUOTE=Aesiron] Granny from the Sylvester and Tweety shorts is a stone cold fox. [/QUOTE] I once saw a (more recent) Tweety cartoon where Granny came indoors having been out at an unnamed annual ‘parade’ and she said “You don’t want to know what I had to do to get these beads!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/42 "2007-11-13T02:23:43Z")
[QUOTE=DrFidelius] Dexter’s Mom. [/QUOTE] A.K.A. “Power Thighs”. Seconded. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/43 "2007-11-13T03:31:24Z")
Juliette Burber. Especially in the tiger print underwear. Alice Mitchell. She needs a real man. Valerie Stone. Hot redhead. ---
**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/44 "2007-11-13T03:44:44Z")
I don’t know if “hot” is the right word but it would sure be fun to see Thelma’s dirty side. (family circus) ---
**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/45 "2007-11-13T08:17:18Z")
[QUOTE=Khadaji] But Daisey Mae is smokin’ Of course almost all of the Dogpatch women were hot. [/QUOTE] Hell, I never even realized that Daisy Mae was a mom. She gets my vote. Honest Abe Abner was born in 1953, well before me! ---
**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/46 "2007-11-13T09:08:13Z")
[QUOTE=Malvert P. Redd] Dennis the Menace’s mom. I wouldn’t kick that out of bed. [/QUOTE] :eek: :eek: :eek: Ah… You are american … right. Wrong Dennis’s mum. Si ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/47 "2007-11-13T09:51:32Z")
Hogarth’s mum from **The Iron Giant**. Drool, pant, slaver. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/48 "2007-11-13T11:35:15Z")
How about Aleta of Prince Valiant? Hot and smart and tough. Not to mention, she must have some lonely nights to fill. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/49 "2007-11-13T11:43:28Z")
[Miriya Sterling](http://www.answers.com/topic/milia-fallyna-jenius) ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/50 "2007-11-13T15:48:10Z")
Mirya Sterling isn’t actually American. I have a friend who thinks the mom on _Between the Lions_ is kinda hot. It’s a puppet. Of a _lion_. ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/51 "2007-11-13T16:15:27Z")
[QUOTE=GuanoLad] I once saw a (more recent) Tweety cartoon where Granny came indoors having been out at an unnamed annual ‘parade’ and she said “You don’t want to know what I had to do to get these beads!” [/QUOTE] IIRC, there’s kind of a running joke that Granny was quite the hot-pants in her day. “I haven’t had this much fun since the boys got back from Gettysburg!” ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2007, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/52 "2007-11-13T20:55:48Z")
Rose Gumbo. (I’m too lazy to look for a panel with her in a bikini or as hot biker chick.) ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/53 "2007-11-14T06:30:29Z")
(Y’know, technically, Ariel from _The Little Mermaid_ counts as a mother. But I think that’s cheating.) Well, I was always fond of [Pat Harris’](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0663506/) depiction of Christopher Robin’s mother—but then again, I’m always a sucker for a pretty voice. That, and we never saw her face, or much of her behavior, so she might have been an alcoholic bipolar with a face like [Dr. Phibes](http://www.collectiondx.com/gallery2/gallery/d/38851-3/PhibeCloseup.jpg), for all I know. And there was…ahem… y’know… …[Mrs. Brisby from](http://www.thornvalley.com/gallery/fan/v/studio/merch/bris_cage_hurt.jpg.html)[_The Secret of NIMH_](http://www.thornvalley.com/gallery/fan/v/studio/cell/mrs_brisby/DSC00713.jpg.html) Well, it’s not like I go to conventions, or anything. :: pause:: _Who are you to judge me?!_ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/54 "2007-11-14T09:37:21Z")
[QUOTE=Resistance is Character-Formin] 3. Betty Rubble from _The Flintstones_ - some people prefer Wilma, but they’re crazy. Betty is pure sex in cartoon cavewoman form. [/QUOTE] Call me crazy, but I’m of the Wilma camp. I love me some redheads. Mmmm. _fiery_ It’s hard to believe that no one has mentioned [Jane Jetson](http://www.scarlet.nl/~ivo/photo_JANE6.JPEG). Look at that mouth! ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/55 "2007-11-14T15:24:46Z")
Way more than you needed to see of cartoon MILFS: NSFW cartoon nudity!! I like Denice the menace’s mom myself. Link broken per board rules. ---
**Author:** ![Resistance\_is\_Character-Formin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@Resistance\_is\_Character-Formin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Resistance_is_Character-Formin)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/56 "2007-11-14T15:49:48Z")
[QUOTE=SHAKES] Way more than you needed to see of cartoon MILFS: NSFW cartoon nudity!! I like Denice the menace’s mom myself. Link broken per board rules. [/QUOTE] Good god, I was expecting some naked cartoon moms, but I was not expecting pedophilic incest porn. Now I need help getting this off my computer. ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/57 "2007-11-14T16:11:33Z")
I’d like to do rotten stuff to [Sally Forth](http://www.kingfeatures.com/features/comics/images/_char/sallyf_sall.gif). ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/58 "2007-11-14T18:37:05Z")
**SHAKES** , I removed your link because there’s a limit to what the SDMB will allow to be linked to under the cover of NSFW and broken links. I appreciate you following the NSFW “two-click” rule, but cartoon children having sex with adults (not to mention the whole incest theme) is a bit much. ---
**Author:** ![Ferd\_Burfel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@Ferd\_Burfel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferd_Burfel)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/59 "2007-11-14T18:49:48Z")
[QUOTE=A Monkey With a Gun] Call me crazy, but I’m of the Wilma camp. I love me some redheads. Mmmm. _fiery_ It’s hard to believe that no one has mentioned [Jane Jetson](http://www.scarlet.nl/~ivo/photo_JANE6.JPEG). Look at that mouth! [/QUOTE] Except maybe me…in post #12 ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132/60 "2007-11-14T20:39:55Z")
[QUOTE=DrFidelius] Dexter’s Mom. [/QUOTE] I am way, way late to this thread, but as soon as I saw the title, I came in to post this Dexter’s mom – beaten to the punch! And I realize in advance that this breaks the OP’s rules, but Futurama’s Amy Wong is technically a mom, too. 😃 Come to think of it, Fry’s grandmother/baby mama was hot, too! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cartoon-milfs/426132.md?page=4)