# Carve a virtual pumpkin! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 7, 2005, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carve-a-virtual-pumpkin/325178 "2005-10-07T13:39:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cat39645](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cat39645](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cat39645)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carve-a-virtual-pumpkin/325178/1 "2005-10-07T13:39:59Z")
[Carve your own virtual pumpkin](http://www.thepumpkinfarm.com/jack/jackboard.html) ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carve-a-virtual-pumpkin/325178/2 "2005-10-07T14:04:09Z")
[Ain’t he purty!](http://eproximus.com/jack/jack2000_p/1917.html) ---
**Author:** ![FlyingRamenMonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@FlyingRamenMonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingRamenMonster)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carve-a-virtual-pumpkin/325178/3 "2005-10-07T14:12:12Z")
[Well, that was a pleasant 30 seconds.](http://eproximus.com/jack/jack2000_p/2040.html) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carve-a-virtual-pumpkin/325178/4 "2005-10-07T14:15:39Z")
[Here’s mines](http://eproximus.com/jack/jack2000_p/2048.html) ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carve-a-virtual-pumpkin/325178/5 "2005-10-07T14:20:24Z")
Well ain’t we just the pumpkin’ carvin’ fools! ---
**Author:** ![Seren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@Seren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seren)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carve-a-virtual-pumpkin/325178/6 "2005-10-07T14:40:36Z")
I think [mine](http://eproximus.com/jack/jack2000_p/2145.html) wants to die. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carve-a-virtual-pumpkin/325178/7 "2005-10-07T14:46:23Z")
[this is my contribution to the pile](http://eproximus.com/jack/jack2000_p/2182.html) > [@cat39645](#): > > [Carve your own virtual pumpkin](http://www.thepumpkinfarm.com/jack/jackboard.html) ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carve-a-virtual-pumpkin/325178/8 "2005-10-07T16:43:49Z")
[Whee!](http://eproximus.com/jack/jack2000_p/2712.html) ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carve-a-virtual-pumpkin/325178/9 "2005-10-07T17:04:23Z")
[Good grief!](http://eproximus.com/jack/jack2000_p/2792.html) 😉 [sub]It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carve-a-virtual-pumpkin/325178/10 "2005-10-07T17:23:13Z")
[Noone ever asked Johnny the Pumpkin if he wanted to be carved](http://eproximus.com/jack/jack2000_p/2864.html) ---
**Author:** ![BrattiAtti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@BrattiAtti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrattiAtti)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carve-a-virtual-pumpkin/325178/11 "2005-10-07T21:58:45Z")
Umm… if you say so, [duder](http://eproximus.com/jack/jack2000_p/4132.html)! ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2005, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carve-a-virtual-pumpkin/325178/12 "2005-10-08T02:49:49Z")
[Seeing double.](http://eproximus.com/jack/jack2000_p/4762.html) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2005, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carve-a-virtual-pumpkin/325178/13 "2005-10-08T03:08:24Z")
[Nobody likes me. ☹](http://eproximus.com/jack/jack2000_p/4798.html) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2005, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carve-a-virtual-pumpkin/325178/14 "2005-10-08T03:11:28Z")
[Everybody loves meeeee! 🙂](http://eproximus.com/jack/jack2000_p/4807.html) ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2005, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carve-a-virtual-pumpkin/325178/15 "2005-10-08T03:17:02Z")
[I think Jack has a concussion](http://eproximus.com/jack/jack2000_p/4812.html) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2005, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carve-a-virtual-pumpkin/325178/16 "2005-10-08T03:52:41Z")
[I’ve got a secret](http://eproximus.com/jack/jack2000_p/4880.html) ---
**Author:** ![gandalflute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/df705f/32.png) [@gandalflute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gandalflute)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2005, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carve-a-virtual-pumpkin/325178/17 "2005-10-08T04:29:27Z")
Eeeeeeeeeeek! [http://eproximus.com/jack/jack2000\_p/4946.html](http://eproximus.com/jack/jack2000_p/4946.html) ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2005, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carve-a-virtual-pumpkin/325178/18 "2005-10-08T04:56:35Z")
Ooooooh… Mine’s having an [orgasm.](http://eproximus.com/jack/jack2000_p/4998.html) ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2005, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/carve-a-virtual-pumpkin/325178/19 "2005-10-08T09:48:40Z")
Mine has [just noticed the oncoming train](http://eproximus.com/jack/jack2000_p/5192.html).