# Case files? We don't need no stinking case files! (Gitmo related) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 26, 2009, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097 "2009-01-26T19:11:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097/261 "2009-01-30T00:51:03Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > I guess it’s true: conservatives really don’t have a sense of humor. Oh, I don’t know about that - this is pretty funny: > [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > You lost this round bud, no big deal. Just move on. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097/262 "2009-01-30T01:19:59Z")
I am breathlessly awaiting the **RR** thread entitled: “You bastards lost me my job because I was posting so much!” ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097/263 "2009-01-30T01:26:19Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > I am breathlessly awaiting the **RR** thread entitled: > > “You bastards lost me my job because I was posting so much!” Ha! Shows what you know, I own the plant, bitch, so I can’t be fired. Oh wait, I’m pretending to be a tax lawyer on this board, the manufacturing magnate is a different board ; ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097/264 "2009-01-30T01:32:24Z")
Better you pretend to be intelligent. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097/265 "2009-01-30T01:32:55Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Amen, sister. That had to be the Grand Poobah of trainwreck meltdowns. It even spilled over into LiveJournal from what I remember. > > But I could have sworn there a big red 72 point “CUNT!” thrown in for good measure. Or was that a different train-wreck? > (hmm – possibly that’s what I’m remembering from the LJ spillover) I think that was some other thread, maybe? Because I’m pretty sure that was in the Pit, not LJ. Maybe someone else remembers? > [@Gam\_Zeh\_Yaavor](#): > > False dichotomy. WIN. Christ. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097/266 "2009-01-30T01:36:22Z")
> [@Gam\_Zeh\_Yaavor](#): > > False dichotomy. Are you just saying this to be funny? I don’t even posit a dichotomy in that post, much less a false one. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097/267 "2009-01-30T01:37:28Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > WIN. > > Christ. Guin, I’m already married for fuck’s sake. Your blatant attempts to get my attention all the time are so sad. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097/268 "2009-01-30T01:42:33Z")
What’s that noise? Sounds like someone violently retching… ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097/269 "2009-01-30T01:42:57Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Ha! Shows what you know, I own the plant, bitch, so I can’t be fired. > > Oh wait, I’m pretending to be a tax lawyer on this board, the manufacturing magnate is a different board ; Whoa, whoa, whoa there little buddy! We’ll never get to 7 point red cunt territory if you go too far too fast. You don’t want to get the Mods mixed up in this before you tell us about all the support people are secretly sending you by e-mail. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097/270 "2009-01-30T01:50:43Z")
Are you referring to the RCH (red cunt hair), the smallest measurable diameter, the natural bristle used to clean out nanotubes? ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097/271 "2009-01-30T01:52:20Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Ha! Shows what you know, I own the plant Now it’s a plant? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097/272 "2009-01-30T01:57:31Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > What’s that noise? Sounds like someone violently retching… Actually it’s me, digging my eyeballs out with a spork. ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097/273 "2009-01-30T02:01:31Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Better you pretend to be intelligent. Please. The man knows his limitations. (Intelligence, humor and non-douchebaggery being among them.) ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097/274 "2009-01-30T02:02:32Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Are you referring to the RCH (red cunt hair), the smallest measurable diameter, the natural bristle used to clean out nanotubes? I was referring to the old meltdown thread (mentioned earlier in this thread) with the giant red cunt in it. Not sure if you really needed clarification but I really wanted to write that there sentence. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097/275 "2009-01-30T02:21:17Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Better you pretend to be intelligent. He’s not exactly doing a very good job of it. ---
**Author:** ![George\_Kaplin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3e96dc/32.png) [@George\_Kaplin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/George_Kaplin)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097/276 "2009-01-30T02:44:01Z")
> [@Guin](#): > > He’s not exactly doing a very good job of it. Hey now, guys. We should be nice to **Rand Rover**. After all, we drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, and he drove an $80,000.00 BMW. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097/277 "2009-01-30T03:01:03Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Whoa, whoa, whoa there little buddy! We’ll never get to 7 point red cunt territory if you go too far too fast. You don’t want to get the Mods mixed up in this before you tell us about all the support people are secretly sending you by e-mail. Oh great, the black Guin is here. Let the obvious jokes and all-around mundanity began. ETA: and there’s Guin putting her lack of ability to have an original thought on display. ---
**Author:** ![Gam\_Zeh\_Yaavor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3e96dc/32.png) [@Gam\_Zeh\_Yaavor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gam_Zeh_Yaavor)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097/278 "2009-01-30T03:06:59Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Oh great, the black Guin is here. Let the obvious jokes and all-around mundanity began. > > ETA: and there’s Guin putting her lack of ability to have an original thought on display. ANOTHER false dichotomy. Sheesh! P.S. I have more money than you. ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097/279 "2009-01-30T03:11:08Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > …The problem is that if a poster doesn’t share your views on the larger issue, then you don’t want to hear anything they have to say on the subject even if the larger issue isn’t implicated… Lost my Randian decoder ring. Anyone? > [@](#): > > And I couldn’t care less whether you “take me seriously.”. I post here for my own amusement and will stop when I am no longer amused. Yeah. So take _that_ **'luc**. How utterly devastating this Mountain of Puniness must be amongst the prepubescent crowd. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097/280 "2009-01-30T03:18:09Z")
> [@RedFury](#): > > How utterly devastating this Mountain of Puniness must be amongst the prepubescent crowd. Lost my liberal douche commie decoder ring. Anyone? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/case-files-we-dont-need-no-stinking-case-files-gitmo-related/483097.md?page=15)